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The story of loving life

Once, Socrates was walking on the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick. The pain was so painful that he couldn't stand and squatted down, but soon he stood up again as if nothing had happened. Bystanders who witnessed the whole incident saw that he had no reaction and asked him curiously: Why didn't you fight back when you were beaten? Socrates smiled and replied: When a wild donkey kicks you, will you kick it back?

* Bernard Shaw liked to ride a bicycle when he was young. Once he fell and broke his leg. His female classmate took good care of him. George Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak and might propose to this female classmate, so he decided to run away. Walk. But he accidentally fell from the stairs to the bottom of the stairs and broke both legs. As expected, he asked her if she would marry him. When the female classmate nodded, George Bernard Shaw fainted.

* A woman said to Maugham: I have been with a man for a long time, but I am not sure whether I have fallen in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: There is only one way to test whether you really fall in love with him. Are you willing to brush your teeth with his toothbrush?

* Someone asked Alexandre Dumas Say: Why can you enter your old age calmly? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to survive until today.

* Fang Xuanling, a famous prime minister in the Tang Dynasty, once fell seriously ill when he was not an official. He said to his wife, Lu: If I die of illness, you should not be a widow but remarry. Mrs. Lu went to the room and dug out one eye to show that she would never change her integrity for the rest of her life. Later, Fang Xuanling recovered from his illness and rose to the position of prime minister. He always respected his wife very much.

*Female novelist Agatha. Christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, a friend asked him at a gathering: How would you feel if an imaginative woman like you married a man who played with antiquities? The detective novelist said: An archaeologist is the most ideal husband. If you think about it, the older the thing is, the more he likes it.

* Voltaire visited England in 1727. He found that the English hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen roared at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I am French. Isn't it enough that I am not punished for not being British? The British laughed loudly and even sent him back to his apartment safely.

*Zhuo Peilin can write, direct, and act. He is a rare all-round filmmaker. Once, he held a film shooting meeting, and a fly flew around him in circles. At first he hit it a few times with his hands, but when he didn't hit it, he asked for a fly swatter. While the meeting was going on, he held a fly swatter in his hand, pretending to swat a fly, and looked at the fly fiercely. But I tried three times but couldn't get it. Later, the fly was on the table in front of him. He slowly picked up the fly swatter, and when he was about to strike a fatal blow, he suddenly put down the weapon in his hand and let the fly fly away. The people sitting next to me saw it and said, "Why don't you beat it to death?" The comedian shrugged and said: This one is not the one just now!

* After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at Caishijiangtou, and poets from all over the world wrote poems on his tomb. Someone wrote a quatrain: When there is bad soil by the Caishi River, Li Bai's poems will be famous throughout the ages; I write two lines about coming and going, and a big ax falls in front of Luban's gate.

* In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day, and he worked very hard. His wife told him not to revise it, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid that future generations will laugh.

*Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. As he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln to pass. At this time, among a large group of people, one person whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. After hearing this, Lincoln said: Friend, God likes people with ordinary faces, so He gave birth to many people with ordinary faces.

* American steel magnate Carnegie talked about the secret of his success: I think my greatest advantage is my ability to inspire others' enthusiasm. The best way to get someone to do their best is to appreciate and praise them. Criticism from the boss is the easiest way to destroy confidence in deployment. I have yet to see a person who gets things done better when he is being flattered than when he is being admired.

*Elroy Edwards, president of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can indeed be called a treasure house of knowledge now. But I'm thinking that Harvard can become a treasure trove of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while senior graduates leave school with only a little knowledge.

*Koldus, a famous German doctor, once entertained guests. From the standpoint of the host, he had to cut up the roast pig on the table and distribute it to the guests. He first made a straight cut in the roasted pig's breast with a knife, and then made a cross cut in it. Then he chopped up the shiitake mushrooms and other stuffing stuffed into the pig's belly, and pulled them out with a quick and excellent technique. Then he took out a leather case from his pocket, took out the surgical needle and thread from the leather case, and sewed up the cut chest. After sewing, he patted the roasted pig's breast and said to the guests with a smile: As long as you investigate carefully and take good care of him, he will be able to walk on the ground soon.

He stood up and said to the students with great momentum: After teaching for forty years, this is the first time that I have fallen to the same level as the audience!

* Once, an acting competition to imitate Chaplin was held somewhere. There were thirty or forty people participating. Chaplin himself also participated anonymously, but he actually came in third place. , Chaplin thought this was the biggest joke in his life!

My father with a broken arm

My father only has one hand. The state issued a disability certificate, allowing him not to pay agricultural taxes and public grain. But my father said: "Although the country provides care, the disabled must do their best to share the country's difficulties! Therefore, he insists on paying the same amount as everyone else every year, and pays early and with good quality.

Last year in May, the weather was as hot as fire. The wheat was already ripe, and I was secretly worried, but my father confidently said: "We will cut the wheat today!" "After arriving at the wheat field, I watched my father use his legs and feet to cut with one hand. Then he piled the straw together with his toes and heel. Near noon, Dad was so tired that he was sweating. I thought: Dad must be I was very thirsty. So, when I brought the water back, I was surprised to see that my father had cut a lot of wheat. I walked up to him and asked him to drink some water. , wait until I finish harvesting the wheat before drinking. "This is my broken-arm dad.

What a strong man Dad is! In him, I saw the spirit of self-respect, self-love, self-improvement, and self-reliance, as well as the wishes and will of thousands of disabled people. I'm proud to have such a dad.

Warrior in Wheelchair

Who is Hawking? He is a brain, a myth, one of the most outstanding theoretical physicists of our time, a giant in the name of science... Perhaps, he is just a warrior in a wheelchair who challenges destiny.

Once, Hawking returned to his apartment in Berlin in a wheelchair. He was hit by a car while crossing the street. His left arm was fractured, his head was cut, and he needed 13 stitches. About 48 hours later, he returned to the office to invest. Work.

Although his physical disability is getting worse, Hawking strives to live like an ordinary person and accomplish everything he can do. He's even lively - it's funny how, even after he was completely immobile, he still insisted on using his only moving finger to drive his wheelchair on the way to the office; when he met with Prince Charles When he was showing off his wheelchair by spinning it, he accidentally ran over Prince Charles's toe. Of course, Hawking has also tasted the consequences of "free" action. This master of quantum gravity has jumped into a wheelchair many times under the weak gravity of the earth. Fortunately, he tenaciously "stands" again every time. stand up.

In 1985, Hawking underwent a tracheal surgery and completely lost the ability to speak. It was under such circumstances that he wrote the famous "A Brief History of Time" with great difficulty and explored the origin of the universe.

There is a woman named Huang Meilian who has suffered from cerebral palsy since she was a child. The symptoms of this disease are very alarming. Because the limbs lose their sense of balance, the hands and feet will often move randomly, and the mouth will often mutter vague words, which looks very strange. Based on her condition, the doctor determined that she would not live to be 6 years old. In the eyes of ordinary people, she has lost her ability to express herself in language and normal living conditions, let alone her future and happiness. But she survived strongly, and with her strong will and perseverance, she was admitted to the famous University of California in the United States and received a doctorate in art. She relies on the paintbrush in her hand and her good hearing to express her emotions. At a lecture, a student rashly asked: "Dr. Huang, you have looked like this since you were a child. What do you think of yourself? Have you ever had any resentment?" Everyone present secretly blamed the student for being disrespectful. , but Huang Meilian was not unhappy at all. She wrote these few lines on the blackboard very calmly:

1. I am so cute;

2. My legs are very cute. She is very beautiful;

3. My parents love me so much;

4. I can draw and write;

5. I have a Cute cat;...

Finally, she concluded with one sentence: I only look at what I have, not what I don’t have

Every life has its own shape

The green pine stretches out its arms and embraces the blue sky on the top of the mountain; the wheat and its companions hug each other closely, covering the wilderness densely. The eagle spreads its wings, beats the sun, and soars in the wind; the horse stretches its neck and neighs, running on the grassland with its mane flying. Our young hearts are stepping on the rhythm of the sun and expressing our individual style. Our youth has its own stubborn shape.

The purple lavender of Provence makes me dream, the lotus blooming in the Jiangnan water town makes my heart clear, the lions lying quietly under Mount Kilimanjaro make me awe, and the herds of antelopes running in the Hoh Xil wilderness make me Tears filled my eyes. Life is always colorful, and each life has its own shape, showing the radiant life to the world. The different brilliance of life is the most magical chapter of nature.

Haruki Murakami once said that our hearts are not stones. In fact, even hard stones have their own shapes. Li Bai generously said, "I am born with talents that will be useful." He firmly believed that he was a useful stone, even a gem that would always emit the most dazzling brilliance.

Our lives are full of countless possibilities. Taking our own unique path, even if it is bumpy and full of thorns, is the charming life we ??should have. Without peace and enjoyment, without the prosperous and powerful country praised by historians, Li Yu's pain of losing his country and breaking up his family "just like a river of spring water flowing eastward" is also an unforgettable poetic story. Losing the peaceful study life and the happiness of the music of the piano and the harp, Li Yi'an's melancholy and sorrow of "only lowering his brows, but in his heart" is also a masterpiece that has been passed down through the ages. Without the smoothness of his official career and the opportunity to help people in crisis, Li Taibai's free and generous spirit of "calling his son will be exchanged for fine wine, and sharing the eternal sorrow with him" will also become an eternal scenery in life. Life should not be constrained or restricted. Every life should grow its own shape and bloom a tree of brilliant flowers.

Did the wind from Qu Zi’s clothes wet my eyes when he jumped down? Is it Du Fu's sadness that "I am moved to tears by the flowers of time, and frightened by the fear of other birds" that has infected me? Was it Gu Cheng's strength to "make all those who are accustomed to darkness get used to light" that shocked me? When I see their outstanding souls dancing in the clear light, and when I see that the dancing souls have distinctive shapes, I feel that my heart is also growing.

A wisp of light shone down, and Zhu Ziqing’s thin figure looked so determined. Standing by the lotus pond under the moonlight, my heart felt spacious and soft. How could his watery eyes under the moonlight not be reminiscent of the determined eyes when he took the lead in refusing to receive relief food? You are just yourself, growing into a stubborn self. You make me burst into tears.

Life should be the flowers blooming on the trees under the sun, the bright April days in the world, and the elves dancing in the wind. Every life has its own language, every life has its splendor!

We are God’s children, blessed by God, who wants our youth to grow into its own shape, dance lightly along the way, dance to its own melody, and dance to its own flower blossoms!

Youth, bloom in your own shape!

He is not God's favorite.

He was born in a poor farmer's family in Fushun, Liaoning Province. Shortly after his birth, he became a quadriplegic for unknown reasons. Doctors had predicted that he would die young, but he has been fighting his fate tenaciously until now. With his hands that couldn't hold the microphone and legs that couldn't walk, he ran a canteen, a restaurant, a clock repair shop and a service center for the disabled. He managed his dream amidst the ups and downs: not only did he become a singer, he published his own music album and autobiography, he also traveled across the country and held charity concerts in every city he passed.

In August 2005, the 37-year-old wheelchair singer "Junzi" began to travel to various cities across the country. Everywhere he went, he would hold charity concerts and donate the money raised from the concerts to the disabled children or poor college students he recruited locally. Hangzhou is the 62nd city on his tour. In a small hotel next to the Hangzhou train station, the "gentleman" was sitting in a wheelchair. His eyes were not only free of inferiority and pain, but also full of frankness, determination and indifference. So far, through charity concerts, he has donated money to 213 disabled children and poor college students. "I just want to use my actions to encourage disabled friends who are immersed in the quagmire of low self-esteem and tell them that if I can do it, you can too!" reads the cover of his autobiography "Me and the Dream I Chase" Such a sentence: "If you have a firm belief, you should say to the mountain in front of you, please get out of the way, and then it will get out of the way."

There are many able-bodied people who always complain. The injustice of fate, there are many people with mutilated limbs who always fight against fate silently. In fact, while complaining about others, we also lost many opportunities; while working hard silently, they gained countless opportunities. There may be too many unknowns in life, but what we can grasp is to strengthen our beliefs and never give up on our dreams. High-scoring ideas: Love is a kind of power; firm belief changes life. (Ma Haijun)

The power of seeds

There is such a story.

Someone asked: What is the most powerful thing in the world? The answers varied. Some said it was an elephant, some said it was a lion, and some said it was a King Kong as if joking.

Of course, no one knows how much power King Kong has.

As a result, all these answers are completely wrong. The most powerful seeds in the world are the seeds of plants. The power that a seed can manifest is simply beyond all others.

The human skull is very dense and strong. Physiologists and anatomists have tried every means to separate it completely, but have failed. Later, someone suddenly invented a method, which was to place some plant seeds in the skull to be dissected, and provide temperature and humidity to cause the seeds to germinate. As soon as they sprouted, these seeds used terrifying power to completely separate all bones that could not be separated by mechanical force. Plant seeds are so powerful.

This may be a bit special and difficult for ordinary people to understand. So, have you ever seen the growth of a small piece of grass that is pressed under rubble and stones? In order to yearn for the sunshine and to fulfill its will to live, no matter how heavy the rocks above are or how narrow the space between them is, it will always work its way up to the ground through twists and turns but tenaciously. Its roots dig into the soil, and its shoots push upward. This is an irresistible force, and any stone blocking it will be overturned by it. There is so much power in one seed.

No one calls the grass a strong man, but its power is indeed unparalleled in the world. This force is the vitality invisible to ordinary people. As long as life exists, this power will appear, and the rocks above are not enough to stop it, because this is a force of "long-term resistance", elastic, flexible and stretchable, tough, and a force that will not stop until it reaches its goal.

If it falls in rubble instead of fertile soil, the living seed will never be pessimistic or sigh. It believes that only resistance can lead to tempering. The grass that comes with fighting spirit at the beginning of life is the tough grass, and only this kind of grass can laugh at the potted flowers raised in the glass shed.

Don’t let yesterday’s frustration eclipse tomorrow’s dreams!

At a seminar, a famous speaker did not say a single opening statement, but held up a 20-dollar bill in his hand. Facing the 200 people in the conference room, he asked: "Who wants these 20 dollars?" One hand was raised. He went on to say: "I plan to give these 20 dollars to one of you, but before that, please allow me to do one thing." He crumpled the banknotes into a ball, and then asked: "Who wants more?" "There are still hands raised. He added, "So, what happens if I do this?" He threw the money to the ground, stepped on it again, and crushed it with his foot. Then he picked up the banknotes, which had become dirty and wrinkled. "Who wants it now?" Some people still raised their hands. "Friends, you have learned a very meaningful lesson. No matter how I treat that banknote, you still want it, because it has not devalued, it is still worth 20 US dollars. On the road of life, we will be beaten by ourselves countless times. Decisions or adversity may knock us down, bully or even crush us to pieces. But no matter what happens or what will happen, you will never be in the eyes of God. Lose value. In his eyes, dirty or clean, neat or disheveled, you are still priceless. "

Warm reminder: The value of life does not depend on what we do, nor does it depend on us. The people we make friends with depend on ourselves! We are unique - never forget that!

Even though it is a black cow, the milk is still white.

Jenny is a little girl who always keeps her head down. She always feels that she is not beautiful enough. One day, she went to the jewelry store and bought a green bow. The shopkeeper kept praising her that she looked beautiful wearing the bow. Although Jenny didn't believe it, she was very happy. She couldn't help but raise her head, eager to show it to everyone. Look, I didn’t even care when I bumped into someone when I went out. Jenny walked into the classroom and met her teacher head-on. "Jenny, you look so beautiful when you hold your head high!" The teacher patted her shoulder lovingly and said. That day, she received many compliments. She thought it must be the bow, but when she looked in the mirror, she saw that there was no bow at all on her head. She must have lost it when she came out of the jewelry store.

Confidence is inherently beautiful, but many people lose a lot of happiness because they care too much about appearance.

Warm reminder: Whether you are poor or rich, whether you are beautiful or ordinary, as long as you hold your head high, happiness will make you cute - the kind of cuteness that everyone likes.

Draw a leaf for life

As long as you believe in it, miracles will always happen. Although hope is slim, it will last forever.

American writer O. Henry told a story in his novel "The Last Leaf": In the ward, a dying patient saw a tree outside the window. The ground fell. The patient looked at the falling leaves in front of him, and his body was getting worse day by day. She said: "When all the leaves fall off, I will die." After an old painter learned about it, he used a colored pen to draw a leaf with green veins and hung it on a branch.

The last leaf never fell. Just because of this green patch of life, the patient miraculously survived.

Warm reminder: Life can be without many things, but it cannot be without hope. Hope is an important value in human life. Where there is hope, life continues!

Cherish life and not be afraid of setbacks

There was a man named Abag living on the grasslands of Inner Mongolia. Once, the young Abag and his father lost their way on the grassland. Abag was tired and scared, and in the end he could hardly walk. Dad took out 5 coins from his pocket, buried one coin in the grass, put the other 4 coins in Abag's hand, and said: "There are 5 gold coins in life, childhood, youth, youth, middle age." , old age each have one. You have just used one now, the one buried in the grass. You can't throw all 5 of them in the grass. You have to use them little by little, and make a difference every time. Only in this way can we live our lives in vain. Today we must step out of the grassland, and you must step out of the grassland in the future. The world is a big place. When you are alive, you must go to more places and see more, and don’t throw away your gold coins without use. "With the encouragement of his father, Abag walked out of the grassland that day. When he grew up, Abag left his hometown and became an excellent captain.

Secret: Cherish life and you can get out of the swamp of frustration.

1. Never give up hope of life

In the morning, a lumberjack went to the forest to cut wood as usual. When he used a chainsaw to cut down a thick pine tree, the tree trunk rebounded and pressed heavily on his legs. The severe pain made his eyesight feel dark. At this time, he only knew that the first thing he had to do was to stay awake. He tried to pull his legs out, but couldn't. So he picked up the ax at hand and chopped hard at the tree trunk. After three or four chops, the ax handle broke. He picked up the chainsaw again and started cutting the tree. However, he soon discovered that the fallen pine tree was at a 45-degree angle, and the huge pressure could jam the chainsaw blade at any time; if the chainsaw broke down, this place was inaccessible and there was no other way. He was cruel, picked up the electric saw, pointed it at his right leg, and amputated it on his own... The lumberjack simply bandaged his leg and decided to crawl back. Along the way, he endured severe pain, crawled inch by inch, fell into coma again and again, and woke up again and again, with only one thought in his mind: he must go back alive.

If we clearly see death coming towards you step by step, the first thing to collapse may be the spirit. But the lumberjack did not show the panic of impending death. He showed people an image full of hope for life.

2. Understand the potential of oneself

A farmer saw the light truck his son was driving suddenly overturning into a ditch. He was greatly alarmed and hurried to the scene of the accident. When he saw water in the ditch, his son was pressed under the car, with only his head above the water. Without hesitation, he jumped into the ditch, reached under the car with his hands, and lifted the car up. Another worker who came to his aid helped him pull his unconscious son out from underneath. The local doctor arrived quickly. After examination, he found that the farmer's son had only a scratch on his skin and no other injuries. At this time, the farmer felt strange.

When he lifted the car just now, he didn't even think about whether he could lift it. Out of curiosity, he tried it again, but this time he couldn't lift the car at all.

Have we ever thought about how much weight life can bear and what kind of resilience life has?

Life is strong, strong enough to be fearless in the face of death and still brilliant; but it is also fragile, fragile and disappears in an instant. Life or fate is fair to everyone, the key is how you face it. Be kind to others, be kind to yourself, and cherish everything you have - this may be the best way to mourn for those who have passed away.

Cherish our lives, life is fragile, but life is tenacious. This fragility and tenacity depend on whether the safety bell in our hearts always rings. Abide by the rules of society, hold on to the precious flower of life, and let the short life bloom.

3. Yearning for life

A poor shepherd led two children to herd the sheep. The younger brother looked at the geese flying in the sky and said, "If only we could fly like the geese." Well, you can fly to heaven to see your mother. "My father said, "As long as you want to fly, you can fly into the sky!" My younger brother tried to fly like a wild goose, but he didn't fly. My elder brother also tried, but he didn't fly. My father also tried to fly several times, but he also failed to fly. My father said: "I am old and you are still young. In the future, through hard work, you will be able to fly!" Later, after hard work, they indeed flew into the blue sky. They are the Wright Brothers of the United States.

We always look at the other side of the river, and look at the future now. All yearnings are beautiful and represent hope for life. Hope in the darkness is a light that guides you on the journey of life. In the tunnel. Cherish everything around you.

4. Cherish life.

1. Cherish everything you have around you.

The British scientist Faraday had poor health when he was young. , coupled with the stress of work and overuse of the brain, the body is very weak, and many treatments are ineffective. Later, a famous doctor examined him. The doctor did not prescribe him any medicine, but only sent one sentence: "One clown in the city is better than a dozen famous doctors." Faraday savored this proverb carefully and realized the mystery. From then on, he often found time to go to circuses and comedies. Wonderful performances always made him laugh. He also went to the wild and the seaside for vacations to change his life and always maintain a happy mood. Over time, Faraday's body gradually recovered.

To face life directly is to open your heart, feel life with all the tentacles of life, and bear all the blows, setbacks, and toils in life. Only in this way can we become self-aware and wise, calm on the outside and strong on the inside. Able to distinguish between good and evil, but never give up easily. Facing life head-on makes us brave enough to face it. Facing life directly also allows us to have a real life - we become simple, dignified people with our own voices.

Which myth is more beautiful than the story of Sang Lan?

When help is most needed, the girl who was suddenly hit hard led people into the belief of cherishing life with her bright eyes and bright smile.

From the moment he fell, there was no longer a gymnastics champion, a peaceful and relaxed life, and it was even difficult to run and walk without restraint, but 17-year-old Sang Lan was calm. Wiping away the tears of her parents, relatives and friends, she said: "Don't be sad, I will be a useful person to society."

It seems that just using "strong" is not enough to describe this girl's extraordinary ability. place, because this word is somewhat mixed with some elements of passivity and helplessness, while "courage" is different, it can make people think of something more determined and challenging. In the face of sudden changes, not giving up life, not giving up hope, and not giving up the pursuit can not be easily achieved by simply saying "love life", and the only source of this power is: great courage. Sang Lan's courage moved and shocked everyone.

Sang Lan’s original dream was to be a gymnastics star rather than a celebrity in a wheelchair in a foreign country, but her courage kept her away from pity and sympathy. Therefore, she became a symbol of spirituality, and because of this Become a real star.

From now on, people will remember the story of the Chinese girl Sang Lan - she has a nice name and she has extraordinary courage.

When many people are worried about the "End of the Century Syndrome Panic", when many people are worried about petty profits, when many people are in trouble and cannot extricate themselves, Sang Lan told us Yes: Cherishing life means respecting others and upholding dignity. Therefore, from this, we see the power of the media and the mission that the media cannot refuse.

There is a woman named Huang Meilian who has suffered from cerebral palsy since she was a child. The symptoms of this disease are very alarming. Because the limbs lose their sense of balance, the hands and feet will often move randomly, and the mouth will often mutter vague words, which looks very strange. Based on her condition, the doctor determined that she would not live to be 6 years old. In the eyes of ordinary people, she has lost her ability to express herself in language and normal living conditions, let alone her future and happiness. But she survived strongly, and with her strong will and perseverance, she was admitted to the famous University of California in the United States and received a doctorate in art. She relies on the paintbrush in her hand and her good hearing to express her emotions.