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What do you think of "the man vomited after watching the fire, only to find that he burned his own house"?
When cooking braised crucian carp, I pour the oil first, and then fry the fish on both sides. At about the same time, I poured cooking wine. I didn't expect that there was oil at the bottom of the pot and the temperature was relatively high. In an instant, the whole pot burned, the tiles behind it were blackened, and my hair was burnt.
At that moment, I really realized that risks and accidents are everywhere. Dramatic stories are staged in turn every day. Today is you, tomorrow is me, and the day after tomorrow is him.
Things are unpredictable, safety comes first, health is the most important, and each of us needs to keep in mind at all times.
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