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The story of chicken and duck
Ducks are lazy and have nothing to do all day. Chickens patiently advised ducks, from far and near, from ancient times to the present.
? Chickens talk to ducks, but it is not enough to talk about a basket. Instead, he said the duck was in a hurry and jumped into the water and said, "I'm not alive!" " "The chicken saw it and shouted in horror," You won't die! "
? The interesting picture begins, ducks are swimming happily in the water, and chickens are running anxiously on the shore. As he ran, he said, "Hurry up, it's dangerous!" The duck was secretly happy and thought, "this fool thinks I'm dangerous." I don't know if I have the equipment. I have no skills these days. Who dares to go into the water? "
? What about ducks? Swim faster. When the chicken saw it, it was scared and shouted, "Somebody, help! Someone fell into the water! " "Ha ha, the duck saw it and got the effect. When I walked ashore calmly, the chicken rushed over and took the duck's hand kindly and said, "It's good to be back and safe. I won't mention you again." "
? Haha, the duck won, thinking, "I can't cure you unless I give you some real kung fu."
? The silly chicken was so scared that it clung to the duck and felt as if it had recovered. The fact is not what the chicken thinks, this poor chicken.
Let's not tell the chicken the truth! Let her feel that life is impermanent and stupid, and cherish the present.
Feeling: The truth in marriage is always surprising. It's better not to know, just like I've been there and where you'll go. Chickens will cherish life more, without complaining and expectation.
Postscript: Originally, chickens talked to ducks, but they didn't have a common language, and each said its own meaning. I invented a story, and now I have looked it up on the Internet. Give everyone a truth, hehe!
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