Funny and humorous sentences that hurt people

What are some funny and humorous sentences that can be used to hurt others? Below are some funny and humorous sentences that I have compiled for everyone to read.

Excerpts of funny and humorous sentences that are quite harmful to others

1. Don’t eat what’s in the spoon, look in the pot, look in the basin, think about what’s in the bowl, and still worry about the fact that it’s not done yet.

2. Life is like anxiety, there are never accurate lyrics but it is thrilling.

3. Invigilator, geographical location, friendliness of nearby comrades = test score

4. Sun Wukong is too fickle, so he is destined to be single.

5. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe.

6. They say that if you have a crew cut, you will live a proud life, so is it wiser to have a pig head cut?

7. How many people in the world owe you money, which makes you miserable every day. Vice, it looks like he died without being buried

8. When you meet someone you like, you have to take the initiative to be a bitch.

9. When I want to shake hands with the person I like, I can probably only say: "Let's arm-wrestle".

10. From now on, if you call me ugly, I will treat it as if you are confessing your love to me.

11. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Can you recommend any good boyfriends to me?

12. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

13. The test does not measure grades, but China Mobile’s signal.

14. Why is it that when people come to my house, I am always busy waiting on them like a grandson, but when I go to other people’s houses, I act like a grandson? What is the problem?

　15. I want to be your sun, to warm you when you are happy and to scorch you to death when you are unhappy.

16. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to go to the podium to answer questions.

17. What other late classmates do you most want to see on your way to school?

18. Life is short, so be with interesting people, like me.

19. First line: You are the principal, second line: I am the teacher. Hengpi: Two idiots.

20. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, and open love is a style. Not being in love is a taste.

21. There is a kind of silence called domineering, a kind of restraint called individuality, a kind of simplicity called deepness, and a kind of disdain called self.

22. The most terrifying way to miss someone is to sit next to her and know that you will never have her.

23. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

24. There is only beauty that comes out of life, not the glory that awaits!

25. Looking back five hundred times in the past life, but in exchange for a sentence in this life? Rogue?! It is more harmful to people. Appreciation of funny and humorous sentences

1. If no one gives you steps to get down, you should move a chair yourself.

2. Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs, and having no money to eat is a big deal

3. When I woke up, it was dark...

4. A graceful gentleman , ladies are eager to seek.

5. First love is infinitely good, but it just falls too early.

6. Life is wonderful, with food, drink and a computer.

7. Three laws of the workplace: Be patient! Or be ruthless! Or get out

8. If you are unlucky, drinking cold water will clog your teeth; water is even more unlucky, if you drink it, forget it , but also trapped in the teeth.

9. I am a human being and you are not me, so you are not a human being.

10. You can’t be eaten, but I feel full when I see you.

11. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

12. That year, Sora Aoi was still a virgin and Edison didn’t have a camera.

13. People want to lose weight, reduce their waist and butt, so why do you have to start with brain cells.

14. I asked God: How to be happy and forget the sad things at the same time. God replied: drive yourself crazy.

15. First line: It’s so cold on this day. I’m freezing to death. How can I get better? Second line: I deserve it. I’m unlucky. I don’t have enough clothes to wear. Who can I blame? Hengpi: Total nonsense. A selection of funny and humorous sentences that hurt people

1. ? Why did you suddenly have a nosebleed? Did you get lost in your menstruation?

2. Young people don’t work hard. The boss does his homework.

3. Some classes are like Nanfu Battery, one class is longer than 6 classes.

4. Disease enters through the mouth and disaster comes out from the mouth, so it is safest to shut up

5. It’s cold, is Yue Lao using my red thread to knit long johns?

6. The one with the ring on his head may not be an angel, but maybe Wukong!

7. When I was in junior high school, there was a whole-school student meeting, and the head teacher wanted the sports committee member to count the whole class. Are all the girls here? He said to the sports committee member: "Go and clear out the girls in the class." The sports committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice: "Kiss first? Which one to kiss?" The teacher thought for a while and said: "By student number, of course!"

8. Who gave my QQ some cough syrup? It feels like this penguin hasn’t coughed for a long time

9. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

10. Others think I am bowing my head in thought, but in fact I am wondering whether I should pick up the dime on the ground.

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