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Talk about the mood about pregnancy
2, pregnancy, once delivered, pregnant mothers in the world are the hardest and most beautiful!
I am expecting my baby to be born early every day. I want the best for my children.
4. When I was a child, I hoped I would grow up quickly. When I grew up, I found that I lost my childhood. When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. A lot of things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, and only after they are obtained do they begin to understand, and what they get is also lost.
5. It is always difficult for women to get pregnant. At first, anorexia, vomiting, nausea, irritability, and a lot of discomfort appeared. Then I will start my daily life with a big belly after my predecessors. Women are always patient, even if they are really uncomfortable sometimes, they will laugh. Life in the womb grows day by day. It's her blood, her flesh, the continuation of her life with the man she loves, her hope, and it's the crystallization of love. She can almost feel whether her left foot is kicking or her right hand is shaking, which is all happy for her.
My daughter-in-law is a child, and I want her to grow up with me everywhere. This sentence is so touching.
The loving mother's mind was entangled with her baby as early as pregnancy.
My husband joked that my body looks like a tumbler.
9. On Sunday, I hope our baby will be born at the full moon, healthy and blessed, and live up to her mother's efforts and expectations.
10, going on a blind date, the girl threw up as soon as she saw me. The scene is very embarrassing. I jokingly asked: am I ugly? Ha ha! She quickly explained: no, not because you are ugly, but because I am pregnant! I was relieved to hear that, as long as I didn't think I was ugly, and then we had a good chat.
1 1. My daughter-in-law has been in the delivery room for an hour or two. I did it myself. Then I upgraded everything to their mother (mother and daughter) bit by bit, expecting the baby to be born.
12. On the phone, she cried and said, honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.
13. At this time, I have heard firecrackers in the off-year period. I feel that the New Year's Eve is getting closer and closer, and the day when the baby is born is getting closer and closer. I'm both looking forward to and nervous. After all, this is the first time. More than nine months of gregarious days are coming to an end, and this feeling is wonderful.
14, honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.
15, the most precious thing in life is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you. .
16, buy a juicer when you are pregnant and drink a glass of juice every day ~
17 can sell cute after zero zero. I was born after zero zero, why can't I sell cute?
18, when I first checked in, the staff looked at me and asked me if I was pregnant. I have arranged a seat for you near the emergency exit. For unclear matters, please see the emergency exit notice on the back of the boarding pass. I said yes, thank you.
19. My family has two treasures. Bao Xiao will see you every day, and Bao Xiao will see you on April 1.
20. My girlfriend is not allowed to drink. My friend invited me to dinner last night and poured me a full glass. My friend kept toasting, but I bowed my head and said nothing. I don't know why I said, I'm pregnant when my brain twitched. I can't drink. I am pregnant.
2 1, trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, even if it is smoothed, it can't be recovered.
22, baby, it's today+day ~
23. Close friends will miss you, but you must see them once a month or two. Needless to say, they will feel very warm together.
24. I went to the seaside and met two lovely little couples and their babies. The baby was really small when it was born. I am looking forward to meeting our little lesbian.
25. Surprise When I learned the news of pregnancy, the baby had been in my weak body for three months. My husband and I stood in the hall of Peking University Hospital with a laboratory paper, both surprised and happy. Can't go wrong! I can't believe there's a child growing inside me. This little thing, in the most practical way, brought my husband and I into the chain of human development and shouldered the heavy responsibility of reproducing future generations. We have gloriously become a link in the history of human life. I don't want him (her), but I told my husband that we had walked out of the hospital unconsciously, but we were very excited.
26, touched your heartbeat, I am very happy ~
27. The sweetest thing is being liked by you every day.
28. I asked Uncle An what was my first reaction when I knew I was pregnant? He: seeing a friend off. Me:
29. Tomorrow, I will have a planned delivery operation, and I can see the newborn baby. I am looking forward to it. I wish I could have a hug, just for a moment.
30. Men are like pregnant women, they will be seen after a long time.
Classic sentences about pregnancy
1. Behind every sweet couple, there are always two or three days a month when they want to slap each other to death.
Second, my mother will always think that I wear all my bangs in a big ponytail and my face is the most beautiful.
Third, my daughter-in-law has been in the delivery room for an hour or two. I have lived like this myself, and then I upgraded everything to their mother and son (mother and daughter) bit by bit, expecting the baby to be born.
I am like a person who will never grow up before you, because I want you to spoil me, love me, love me. That kind of feeling is really good.
5. The last colleague saw that I was pregnant and asked: Are you pregnant? Are you pregnant for three months? Haha, I seem to have made another three months.
6. Personally, I feel very happy to be pregnant. People around you are respectful to you, and you are not allowed to do any small things. Even my husband doesn't do things at ordinary times, but he has to fight for things. After that, he added, in fact, I did it for my baby, not for you. Hey hey, I know he's joking with me, so I'm too lazy to dispute with him. When we go out shopping, my husband will silently hold my bag. I am really flattered. He is usually very powerful. Every time I go shopping with him, I look like his servant. Some family members will ask others to bring me some eggs when they know that I am pregnant. Every time we discuss what to eat, someone will say: What do pregnant women want to eat? I am really cool and shy in my heart, so I am respected by everyone!
Seven, maybe my position in your heart is like that, but I can care or ignore it. Even if I'm pregnant, so are you. It's all my choice and I deserve it.
Sometimes, happiness just needs you to change your attitude.
However, when I learned the good news, the excitement had not dissipated, and the painful torture followed. This little guy who makes me miss him so much has no mercy on his mother. He began to torture me about forty days ago. The severe pregnancy reaction made me miserable. I'm sick and vomiting all day, so I'm tired of watching everything, and I want to strongly refuse to drink water. Helpless, I had to lick a little sugar with the tip of my tongue to maintain my daily needs. My lover saw that I was in too much pain, and distressed me to give up this child first and talk about it later! Stubborn, I refuse to let this little life that defected to myself give up halfway. I resisted the pain of crossing the river and told him that no matter how difficult it was, I must let this child come to this world safely. This is a mother's responsibility and obligation.
10. She is pregnant, and her high belly represents the beauty of motherhood. This is a special period in a woman's life. In order to make others pay attention to her, she especially wears lovely maternity clothes. In the past, heavy makeup was plain, and high heels were replaced by flat shoes. Her face began to grow spots, but it looked lovely, like pink spots on a purse flower.
1 1. Fatherly love and maternal love are different. A father won't love a child until he leaves his mother's body and comes to the world. From the first sight of the child, the father will begin to love. The love between father and son is a kind of learning love. Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling and soon became love. The baby has attracted the attention of the mother before it is born. Motherly love is born, and fatherly love is cultivated slowly.
12. I like snow best, because you are telling me to wear thick clothes, so in winter, there is another reason to like it.
Thirteen, I told my mother: If one day I am pregnant, I will not do this business. My mother said, well, it looks like you did it. So we both laughed on the phone. People can't be selfish all the time, in fact, it comes from feelings and doesn't care about material and the outside world.
Fourteen, the so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.
Fifteen, maternal love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling and soon became love.
Sixteen, life is always moving forward, and all the past you think you can't get through is finally over.
Seventeen, what is happiness? I am very happy with my mother.
Eighteen, you can only have me in your heart, the only place in your heart is mine! Please remember.
Nineteen, pregnant women are the most beautiful women! Because a woman's pregnancy means being a mother, it will exude the charm of motherhood at this time.
Dear, I want to shoot graduation photo with you on your graduation day and accompany you to graduate.
Twenty-one, the blood test results from the local hospital just came out. The doctor said that the blood value is too low, so it is so difficult to have a baby in vitro. It is recommended to double the blood draw in two days. This blood draw value is too unexpected. I have to cry every day these days. My husband told me yesterday that he had long dreamed that I was pregnant, but it was difficult to keep the baby. After the blood test results came out, my husband mentioned his dream again. He said, you see, my dream is coming true. I regret crying every day these days.
Not every woman can be happy, it depends on whether you meet the right person.
Twenty-three, women are the most beautiful when they are pregnant!
At last, a colleague saw that I was pregnant and asked: Are you pregnant? Have you been three months? Haha, I seem to have made another three months.
Twenty-five, don't say that you will miss it after you leave; Anyway, we are still friends after breaking up. Leave a place, the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you. Falling flowers are intentional, and running water is ruthless. From the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.
26. Sometimes I care too much. It is also a kind of torture for yourself.
Twenty-seven, recalling the past, small waist, looking at the present, idle hate, a fat suit.
Twenty-eight, I traveled all over the campus to see you.
I had a dream this morning. I dreamed that I was pregnant. More than five months. Or twins. That kind of feeling is too exciting, especially with a sense of accomplishment and happiness.
30. Repeated love is only quantity, not quality.
I vomited for thirty-one or three months, five months and seven months. No matter what you eat, it comes out as soon as you put down your chopsticks. But for the sake of the next generation, I have to comfort myself and swallow the food like chewing wax with difficulty. In this way, I was full of energy and lost weight all the way until I was too weak to get up in bed. But the child still stubbornly punched and kicked me in the stomach. I fought back my discomfort and told the baby that you were too cruel. Don't you feel sorry for your mother? If I die, can you still live in this world? She seemed to understand what I said and quietly lay on my stomach.
Don't wronged yourself, because you may die tomorrow.
Thirty-three, apples, walnuts, milk, eggs can not be less.
The first thing I wake up every day is to spend ten minutes thinking about you, so I will have more motivation.
Thirty-five, twelfth lunar month! Countdown day! Yesterday was my niece Yue Yue's first birthday! Today is the day when my little niece was born! The old man looks like my brother ~ these two days are unforgettable. Yesterday I saw my little niece moving in her sister-in-law's stomach. Today, she was born in this world! I also expect the whole family to be happy when the baby is born. Think about who the baby looks like. ! In short, this little life has given us too much expectation!
Thirty-six, one day I forgot to write it down in my dream. I dreamed that I was pregnant and ran to tell you that you were happy and said that you were going to have a baby. Let me ask you: How? Can we get married? Uncle doesn't object? I ask you again and again. I probably want to be with you too much. Two months. December 2 nd, February 2 nd. Did you put it down?
If you are well, it will be sunny.
About pregnancy and fatigue, talk about mood.
First, my exercise in the second trimester is more intense, because only in the second trimester can I exercise seriously and effectively to control my weight gain, so it's okay to eat more in the future. At present, I am full-term and have gained a kilo. Don't worry about premature delivery, eat more and practice more on the last day of sprint, and expect the baby to be born healthily.
On the bus, I saw a couple as soon as I got on the bus. I went over to the man and said, I'm pregnant. The man looked at me in shock and the woman stared at me. The air froze for three seconds, then the woman slapped the man and got out of the car. Before I finished, I said, give me your seat.
Third, you must come when I lose weight, because I will lose my appetite when I see you.
Fourth, my husband joked that my body looks like a tumbler.
When I just got married and didn't get pregnant, I told adults that I couldn't dislike being ugly or getting fat after pregnancy. Later, I got pregnant. He really said that his wife was the most beautiful every day, insisted on giving me an oil massage and accompanied me to do maternity exercises every day. If the husband is like this, what can the wife ask for?
6. Pregnancy will relax your ligaments and prepare for pelvic enlargement during childbirth. But it will also affect other parts of the body: the ligaments on the feet will also relax, making the feet bigger.
Seven, when I was a child, I hoped I would grow up quickly, but when I grew up, I found that I lost my childhood; When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. A lot of things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, and only after they are obtained do they begin to understand, and what they get is also lost.
Eight, it's not that the word good night is particularly sweet and important, but who the person is.
Nine, finally come together, I don't know the depth of life, we are full of confidence, I believe we will be happy!
Ten, girlfriends are not allowed to drink. My friend invited me to dinner last night and poured me a full glass. My friend kept toasting, but I bowed my head and said nothing. I don't know why I said, I'm pregnant when my brain twitched. I can't drink. I am pregnant.
Don't brag about love, because you may be lovelorn tomorrow.
The happiest thing is that when you want to hug someone, he will hold you tighter.
Thirteen, if you are sure you are pregnant, let your husband call your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law then asked me a few questions, such as when was the last time, saying that she helped me calculate the expected date of delivery. In fact, I didn't know until later that it was a boy or a girl, which made me laugh and cry. Not that her mother-in-law is bad. In fact, her mother-in-law is also a typical working woman in China, but she can't get rid of feudal thoughts in her bones and wants a grandson. Not to mention, my mother-in-law's mother-in-law, that is, my husband's grandmother, is simply sharpening her head and preferring sons to daughters. From this point of view, during pregnancy, my mother really cares about herself and my mother-in-law really cares about her, but the real foothold is the meat in your belly, and some of it is the sex of that meat. This is also the sorrow of many old people, especially women.
Looking forward to our little angel.
Fifteen, I don't know when it started, thinking about you has become a necessary habit for me.
Sixteen, it is always difficult for a woman to get pregnant. At first, anorexia, vomiting, nausea, irritability, and a lot of discomfort appeared. Then I will start my daily life with a big belly after my predecessors. Women are always patient, even if they are really uncomfortable sometimes, they will laugh. Life in the womb grows day by day. It's her blood, her flesh, the continuation of her life with the man she loves, her hope, and it's the crystallization of love. She can almost feel whether her left foot is kicking or her right hand is shaking, which is all happy for her.
Meeting you is a kind of fate.
18. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because you will be disappointed if you expect something.
Nineteen, dear, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.
In fact, sometimes things are simple, maybe you think too much.
Twenty-one, when I checked in just now, the staff looked at me and asked me if I was pregnant. I have arranged a seat for you near the emergency exit. For unclear matters, please see the emergency exit notice on the back of the boarding pass. I said yes, thank you.
Twenty-two, love Yiyi, don't say goodbye, a thousand words turn into silence; You can't forget me I can't forget you. See you later.
Twenty-three, I dreamed that I was pregnant. I moved two boxes of heavy objects unconsciously, and my stomach hurts. I've been worried that I won't be able to keep it. Later, I went to the mountain to play, a ruined temple, and Hong went in to see it. I thought it was a little strange, so I said I wouldn't watch it. Let's go.
Twenty-four, I was very happy when I learned that I was pregnant. But the reaction that followed made me very painful. First of all, I throw up every day, and my intestines are coming out. It's really sad. Then you didn't eat anything, nothing tasted like eating, and the most hateful thing was that you were still hungry. What it's like, I'm afraid only people who have been pregnant can understand. I can't help feeling: it is a kind of happiness to eat if you want! Maybe life is like this. When you lose something, you will know what happiness is. When you can't eat, you feel that eating is a kind of happiness; When you can't speak, you feel that talking is a kind of happiness; When I can't walk, I feel that walking is a kind of happiness; When I can't see, I feel how beautiful the world is; In fact, if you think about it, isn't happiness easy to get in life? But when we are happy, we often don't feel its existence, so we should cherish all the happiness at our fingertips now! The existence of pain is often accompanied by happiness, and the husband's consideration is the greatest comfort.
Twenty-five, the baby's stroller is home! I am looking forward to it! The baby must be born healthy!
26. I will buy a juicer when I am pregnant and drink a glass of juice every day ~
Twenty-seven, someone offered his seat by bus.
28. Don't forget what you once had, cherish what you already have, don't give up what belongs to you, treat what you lost as a memory, and try to get what you want.
29. I know I'm still immature, but I confidently say to myself that one day I will be happy and mature.
Being pregnant for 30 months and giving birth at one time, pregnant mothers in the world are the hardest and most beautiful!
Thirty-one, the loving mother's heart was intertwined with the baby as early as pregnancy.
Speaking of pregnancy, I was the first to get pregnant from my mother and mother-in-law. My mother was very nervous as soon as I told her the news. After a few days, she came to my house directly, because she felt that she must pay attention in the first three months, for fear that no one would take care of me. I think I'm happy enough. My mother took care of me at home for more than a month. It was not until three months later that she reluctantly went back. As long as she is at home, I have fish to eat every day, and fresh vegetables and fruits keep coming. I am a fiery girl and never picky about food, so, haha, nutritious things are continuously delivered to my body, the baby's body, just like this at the beginning of the critical period of baby's embryo formation and nerve development.
I will plant a tree on the hillside of my home next spring and grow up with my baby.
The happiest time in my life was before you and after I left you. My smile has been hanging on my face and I have never lost it.
My husband joked that my body looks like a tumbler.
Thirty-six, the time is getting longer and longer, the stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and I am looking forward to the birth of the baby more and more! When the baby is born, I hope each other can mature!
The loving mother's mind was entangled with her baby as early as pregnancy.
38. Fatherly love and maternal love are different. A father won't love a child until he leaves his mother's body and comes to the world. From the first time I saw the child, my father began to love. The love between father and son is a kind of learning love. Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling and soon became love. The baby has attracted the attention of the mother before it is born. Motherly love is born, and fatherly love is cultivated slowly.
Only in trouble can you see clearly what a dog is and what a brother is.
Forty, contractions may last for a few days after delivery. This muscle contraction is actually an instinctive reaction to prevent excessive blood loss. Of course, if you give birth to a child in the hospital, you may not have passed the anesthetic period, and these days have passed, completely unaware.
Talk about nostalgia
I knew I was crying, but I didn't know you were laughing with her in tears.
Second, if you are immersed in one chapter of memories, the next chapter of your life will not be opened!
I can't make too many surprises and make you feel different every day, but I will try not to make you sad. What I want to do now is to remind you of me.
Fourth, [I always feel that graduation is far away, and I will part ways in an instant]
5. Always change your appearance for one person.
6. When a girl stops nagging you and speaks well, congratulations, you have lost her.
Every time I say I like you, you are silent. So this is the answer.
Eight, why waste time talking about love,
9. A promise is what a liar says to a fool.
I found that some people have gradually surpassed me.
Everyone has a scar in his heart that once the sky fell.
Twelve, some people are not stupid, but they are not hard enough.
Thirteen, I am changing every day, and even the qualification of memory is almost lost in this cold city.
14. If I am doomed, I will sink with you. Even if I am in hell, as long as I have you, I will still smile like a flower]
Fifteen, some people are not stupid, but their hearts are not hard enough.
Sixteen, after time has diluted all the people I care about.
Seventeen, you sent me withered flowers, but I still feel that everything is beautiful.
Love may fade with the seasons, but friendship will wait for you all the year round.
Nineteen, when you live in an enviable liquid, you lose the right to complain.
Twenty, some people will regard me as a reliance and hold me tight in a crowded crowd.
I am really distressed to hear that he lacks love, but it feels like a joke.
In fact, the most extravagant thing for a woman in this life is to have a loving man.
Twenty-three, countless strange but lengthy echoes were buried in houses full of depressed emotions.
The more people I meet, the more I celebrate meeting you.
No one can make you happy unless you make yourself happy first. If you want to give up, think about what kept you going.
26. Don't underestimate a woman's curiosity. She can transfer your space dynamics from the day you apply for QQ.
A good man knows that other women should not touch him, even if he is drunk.
I like the sentimental and warm details you gave me.
I like the feeling of being broke. This made me see everyone clearly.
I don't cry, I don't cry, I don't cry. Can I stop crying without you?
I've thought about it many times, but feelings make me too cheap. The more I want to see you again, the more I miss you.
32. Well, the dark circles are getting deeper and deeper because I always thought you would take the initiative to chat with me.
You have to believe that a gentle person will one day become the most powerful person because of his gentleness.
Whenever I don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching, unless you can make money in bed, don't lie in bed.
35. I have an emotional cleanliness and can't tolerate sand. If I am not the only one, please keep your distance.
Actually, I understand that you won't come back. I still can't let go of the remains of my love!
37. [If you get it, cherish it. If you don't get it, don't be so happy and live so chic. ]
38. I just want you to smile like a simple child. I just want to comfort you and rely on you like a friend.
He is the sun, he will shine, and I will reach out and hug him, which will hurt.
Cherish those boys who are beaten to death by you but don't fight back. Don't forget, you can't beat him
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