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What couplets should programmers post for the New Year?

Foreign atmospheric points:

Part I: Hello, world.

Downline: No object

Horizontal batch: what bug (fuck)!

Vernacular version:

I: This demand is very simple.

Next: I don't care how to surf the Internet.

H: Fuck the product manager.

Mandatory version:

The first part: C# and Java are awesome!

Downlink: C++, VB is weak!

Horizontal criticism: You don't understand the programmer's world.

Antique edition:

Part I: Magic Road Operation and Maintenance Non-Red Rabbit,

Bottom line: Who said that development has no amorous feelings?

Horizontal Batch Processing: Success Code