Looking for humorous dialogue between men and women in blind date sketches

Event host: blind date can be bought by group, love is not discounted, and the fate is clear at a glance. You can choose your favorite T A. Let's meet today's male guests first.

Blind date: there is no car or house at home, and the salary will be spent before the end of the month. I can't find a girlfriend so far. I just hate that my father is not Li Gang.

Moderator: How can you say that? Then can you find a wife? You must say so (whisper in your ear)

Blind date man: I have never suffered, been injured, studied or carried a gun. Life is like honey, just because my father is Li Gang.

Moderator satisfaction: That's it, let's meet the female guests again.

Blind date: Looking back at 20 10, don't worry about Christina or Sebrina, don't worry about the beast or the pornographic door. In front of my little moon, everything is a cloud.

The man was obviously hiding behind, and the host pushed hard behind.

Man: This is what you call beauty. Are you cheating? !

Moderator: The choice of love is wrong. You might as well close your eyes and make mistakes.

Self-pity for blind date girls: flowers bloom and flowers fall, frost flies all over the sky, and there is no pity for Hong Xiaoxiang. . Who is poor (sticky), who is poor (sticky) ... If the theorist dies, will you pity me (sticky)?

Blind date man hates: sticky girl!

Moderator: We young men are talented and handsome. The most important thing is that he is a famous official second generation.

Blind date: You said you were the official second generation. What official is your father?

The blind date crossed her heart: herding sheep!