The definition of a joke?

Cao's unfortunate story is that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao flew together, and suddenly they met an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone is nervous. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat and said, "Well, the mountain man will jump if he answers a few questions, or jump himself if he can't answer them." Others have no choice but to agree. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was very simple and replied, "One." So I took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One." He also took an umbrella bag and went down. Finally, it was Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Zheng was too confused to answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao secretly rejoiced. The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle when Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "The Battle of Makino." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." This time, you have fallen. " Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao * smiled and said to himself. The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. Cao thought he was going to play me again, so I jumped in order not to be humiliated. So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "When the school began to call the roll, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students," I'll read the student number, and you can report your own names and get to know each other, okay? " "No.0065438 +0!" "Teacher, my name is Jiao, my name is Jiao Pei. "The teacher was a little dizzy and asked," Who gave this to you? " "My dad." "What does your father do?" "Open a pig farm!" "No.002!" A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai." "No.003!" "Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. " "Who gave you this name?" "It's my dad. He sells pliers. "The teacher quickly took a sip of water." 004! ""Report teacher, my name is Qu (pronounced "ou") and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that a computer game crashed when she gave birth to me. "The teacher is a little uncomfortable." 005! ""report to the teacher, mother! " "How do you call names? ！” "no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father makes wine. "The teacher ate a pill. 006! ""Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Gou Ignore. " "Your dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ! ""Teacher, you are so smart! " The teacher has been a little shaken. "No.007!" "My name is Kuai (read fast, send the third sound. ) This is called goods. " "Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse." "Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth. "No.008!" "Teacher, go to hell!" "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! ""I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? " "Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry. "No.009!" "Teacher, let's talk about it next time." "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!" "no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher felt dizzy. "0 10! " "Teacher, my surname is Gao, and my name is." "My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience." "My name is Wu, and my name is Kate." "My last name is Mao Rongrong." The teacher fell to the ground and died. The teacher asked the students to say hello, and Xiao Ming stood up first. "I wish you always smile, smile anyway. Have a nice trip and disappear halfway. Leave no trace when you go home. Good luck to you. ......

What does this joke mean?

Cold jokes are not jokes that make people laugh, but they are not so much compared with black humor.

What do you mean? Connotation. The narrator of cold jokes in real life.

I don't think what he said is a joke. The narrator didn't mean to tell jokes, just wanted to

Activate the atmosphere or express your feelings. Besides, it's not hard to think of a cold joke.

Come out, it comes from life, and it is only a little easier than saying hello.

Perhaps it is more appropriate to describe a cold joke with one word-heart. Life course

People who don't like cold jokes easily don't like them. Such people will be forced to squeeze out a face when they hear a cold joke.

If you smile and lose face, you will probably sneer at it, or just sneer at it in your heart: you are really showing off.

But now there are so many hot jokes in this bar that everyone has a small mistake, that is, sneer.

Words have no power in the morning and evening, that is, I read them now, and it takes about 1 hour to understand them.

What is it? Cold jokes often have an embarrassing taste in reality, which needs everyone to feel.

Yes

What does this joke mean?

Haha, because the headmaster was in your English teacher's room when you threw your head, and you hit the headmaster, which means that the headmaster was having an affair with your English teacher. He saw the words "Love you for ten thousand years" on the brick. The headmaster thought that the brick was written by Wang Wannian, and the doorman happened to be Wang Wannian, so he was fired.

What does a cold joke mean?

Cold jokes are not jokes that make people laugh, but they are not so much compared with black humor.

What do you mean? Connotation. The narrator of cold jokes in real life.

I don't think what he said is a joke. The narrator didn't mean to tell jokes, just wanted to

Activate the atmosphere or express your feelings. Besides, it's not hard to think of a cold joke.

Come out, it comes from life, and it is only a little easier than saying hello.

Perhaps it is more appropriate to describe a cold joke with one word-heart. Life course

People who don't like cold jokes easily don't like them. Such people will be forced to squeeze out a face when they hear a cold joke.

If you smile and lose face, you will probably sneer at it, or just sneer at it in your heart: you are really showing off.

But now there are so many hot jokes in this bar that everyone has a small mistake, that is, sneer.

Words don't have the power of the sun in the morning and evening, even if I read them now, it will take about 1 hour to understand them.

What is it? Cold jokes often have an embarrassing taste in reality, which needs everyone to feel.

Ask what a joke means.

The toilet on the second floor is broken. His poop leaked from the second floor along the pipe to the electric fan on the first floor, all over the house. Everyone who ate ran away. The joke is that the waiter said it was actually someone's shit.

What's that joke?

More than 60 years ago,

A friend told me a joke,

Laughed me over, and later went to the hospital because of a stomachache.

Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I smiled like this, so I told him. After listening to his words, he laughed hysterically, and finally

Laughing to death.

I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell this joke, and the jury decided whether it had anything to do with the fact of manslaughter.

I request to sign an exemption contract.

The judge announced that the court would be adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he would accept my opinion.

So, I told this joke in court, and as a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile and some people rolled on the ground with a smile. then

All the people who heard the joke that day died laughing.

I became a celebrity in an instant, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I know this joke may constitute public infringement.

So in front of the camera, I vaguely said a sentence to the effect that "the reason is always a lie, and the belief is always * * *".

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After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. Unexpectedly, one day, some mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom and took me away.

Drag it into a dark room.

After a long time, a strong light shone on my face.

I hardly opened my eyes and was shocked.

Now, the person sitting in front of me is the only person who is as famous as me-the president.

The president outlined the purpose of my arrest, which is simple: record this joke and send it to hostile countries in the Middle East for independence.

Editor, he laughed to death. I have to agree to his request, and at the same time put forward that this joke belongs to weapons of mass destruction, no

Can be targeted at civilians. The president agreed.

Two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of the joke and successfully tested it in the desert area. This is in

The international community caused an uproar and many countries panicked. International military scientists named it "Laughing Deterrence".

At this moment, some eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke, and the buddy who told me this joke had taken refuge in that country.

Thus, a "balance between laughter and deterrence" has been formed between us.

Three years later, on April 1 day, what I was worried about all day finally happened: a KB organization in the Middle East stole the original technology of that joke.

Surgery. As a result, civilization has been destroyed as never before, and countries are in constant fear. The United Nations has to hold a global summit.

Congress finally designated April 1 day as April Fool's Day.

More than 60 years have passed, and I am dying. Before leaving this world, as a witness of history, I think it is necessary to put this

Tell everyone a joke. The joke my friend told me that day was very simple and short, just one sentence.

The friend said: He believes in love!

What is the moral of this joke?

The most terrible thing is when the endurance of people or animals reaches its peak! Tell us not to push things against the wall!

Hope to adopt

What does this joke mean?

This is an internet addiction teenager. He regards the classroom as an Internet cafe.

What does this joke mean?

This joke is satirizing OMG 1/4 final 3-0 against Bai Dun; The highland in OMG is very similar to Gong Yoo in Bai Dun, so we call them YY brothers. Gogoing asked Gong Yoo to deliberately release water to make the most interesting player lose the game.