Cold joke riddle daquan

1. Add two XX(XX is the name you want to cheat) to get a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province. Guess which singer. Answer: Wu Bai-because it is the sum of two 250. There are two tears on the pig's ass, and there is a song called-your tearful face. 3. A rooster and a chicken. A hen and a chicken. A rooster and a hen type seven words. Two chickens answer: Two chickens answer: Fool or two chickens. Xiao Wang catches mice with mousetraps at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Answer: I laughed to death when I saw my companion stupid enough to be caught. There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is? Answer: two and a half hours is an hour! On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when he slept because the power went out at night when the window was windy. When she woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? Answer: Because it was blown out by the wind. 7. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a song title) "At least you"! 8. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story? 9. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages! 10. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu. 1 1. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: In bed, I can only win the prize by holding plum blossoms, inviting Wen to sleep and knowing the spring scenery in bed. 12. There is a tree in the yard. This tree is bigger than the yard. There is a bird's nest in the tree. There is a bird in the nest. This bird is bigger than the nest and will lay an egg. Then I ask you what kind of egg is this? 13. A bear without a tail is a koala. What kind of bear is a bear without penis? Answer: Mother Bear 14.9.28 is Confucius' birthday, so what is the date of 10.28? Answer: Confucius full moon 15. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi 16. Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two 17. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: The other foot 18. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because the scores of two people exceeded his 19. In the track and field competition, when Xiaoming finally surpassed the second place at the last minute, what was his ranking? Answer: the second place is 20. What kind of mountains and seas can move the answer: a sea of people 2 1. What book is the answer that normal people don't read: blind books 22. Dumb people go to the store to buy nails, knock a few times with a hammer, and the salesman will know. What should blind people do when they buy scissors? Answer: 23. Excuse me: what should I do if the pig runs out of the pigsty? (Please guess the name of a male singer) Answer: Wang Leehom: What should You Zhu do if he runs out of the pigsty? (Please guess the name of a female singer) Answer: Han Hong: What should I do if You Zhu runs out of the pigsty? (Please guess the name of the male singer) Answer: Zaizai 24. Q: What did a fat man become when he jumped from the 20th floor? Answer: Fat man 25. There was a swordsman whose sword was cold and his heart was cold. Later, he died. How did he die? Answer: frozen. 25. Do you know why pigs like to ask why? Answer: When the other person answers why! 26. What does penis mean? A: Two chickens! 27. Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no? One day, a woman got off work at night 1 1. Because she had to pee urgently on the way, she went to a public toilet for convenience. When she saw that the ladies' room was empty, she only saw an old woman mopping the floor with a mop, so she chatted with her for a while. I saw the morning paper the next day and reported that a female body was found in a toilet yesterday. The time of death was around 1 1, and the murderer was arrested. Look here, she's scared. That's the toilet she went to last night. That was at that time. Why didn't she see the body at that time? Answer: The old woman mopped the floor with her corpse, dragging her hair ~ 2. A man rented a house and heard a faint sound in the living room when he slept at night. He looked into the living room through the bedroom door. Then he saw a woman with long white hair pointing at him. Suddenly, the woman turned around and her eyes were red! ! ! The man sat down on the ground with fright. For a long time, he calmed down. It was quiet outside, so he got up the courage to look through the door again. This time he saw a piece of red. Excuse me, why is this? (The other person looked at him like this, that is, the eyes of the female ghost. )