Tik Tok's homophonic joke to tease his girlfriend (60 general sentences)

Tik Tok's homophonic joke to amuse his girlfriend (I) 1. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

2. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

4. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

5. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

6. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

7. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

8. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

9. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

10. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I can't say I hate it, but I like it."

12. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

13. If you don't fool me, what are you fooling? Hong Shixian?

14. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

15. The light next to my bedroom flashed that day, so I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

16. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.

17. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

18. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick person was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

19. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

20. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

Tik Tok's homophonic joke on his girlfriend (part two) 2 1. Candle: Mom, why is our flame jumping? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

22. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

23. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

24. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

25. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

26. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

27. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle will the baby wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

28. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

29. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

3 1. I accidentally trampled an ant to death, and the little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

32. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

33. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

35. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

36. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

37. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

39. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

40. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

Tik Tok's homophonic jokes amused his girlfriend (Part III) 4 1. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

42. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

43. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

44. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

45. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

47. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

48. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

49. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

50. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

5 1. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

52. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

54. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

55. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

56. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

57. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

58. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

59. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

60. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".