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Joining the army funny sketch "groom and recruit"

Character: Long Zhi (recruit, recruit)

Wu Yu (dragon's girlfriend and bride)

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Location: Wu Yujia's home.

Interior layout: door, sofa, coffee table.

Wu Mu: Tomorrow, my daughter is getting married. I am a mother, well, how can I put it? I am both happy and sad. I'm glad she found the right man, but I'm sad ... hey, stop it, let's go and stay with my daughter who is going out. Daughter-

Wu (getting up): Mom-(wiping tears)

Wu Mu (sitting): Jade Festival sketch, you are going out tomorrow. You should be happy. Why are you crying like a peach!

Wu (sorry, sit down): Mom-

Wu Mu: When you get there, you won't feel at home. Eyes should be flexible, hands and feet should be quick, and dessert should be put in your mouth. Don't cry when the wedding guests come, okay?

Wu (nodding): Hmm. (Cell phone rings, gets up and answers) Hello-huh? What? You ... say it again ... you're kidding! (hangs up)

Wu Mu: Who are you?

Wu (annoyed, not answering, the phone rang again, answered, shouting into the microphone) I tell you, you can joke about anything, but you can't joke about it! (hangs up)

Wu Mu: My daughter is getting married today. Who dares to make fun of my daughter after eating leopard gall, huh? On her, tell me, who is this caller, who dares to find you at this time, and doesn't want to be good, huh?

Wu (cell phone rings again, upset, turns it off and throws it on the sofa): Mom, which one will it be! Not your most painful son-in-law, Long Zhi, (crying, sitting down) He is going to be a soldier.

Wu Mu: Good, promising! Why are you crying? What's wrong with him being a soldier?

Wu (crying): He will leave tomorrow!

Wu Mu (getting up): What? He's leaving tomorrow? So will this marriage happen again? !

(Knock, knock, someone knocks at the door, Wu wants to open it, but Wu's mother won't let him)

Dragon: Mom-Mom-(Mrs. Wu hesitated and got up to drive, but Wu wouldn't let her)

Dragon: Xiaoyu-

When Wu opened the door, the dragon smiled and Wu quickly closed the door. )

Dragon: Ouch! My feet! (Cai Wu opens the door and turns back angrily)

Dragon: Mom, look at my feet-

Wu Mu (glaring at him): You also know that I am a mother!

Dragon (smile apologetically): Mom, what are you talking about? I am here, aren't I?

Wu Mu: I heard that you joined the army?

Dragon: Yes, hehe.

Wu Mu: Not a teacher?

Dragon: no.

Wu Mu: So when are you going to get married?

Dragon: Tomorrow, hey hey.

Wu Mu: I asked you when you will get married tomorrow.

Dragon: Afternoon, three o'clock, three o'clock.

Mother Wu (craning her neck happily): Come on, Yuer (jade reluctantly). It's not like mom is talking about you. You have a big temper. Where is he going? Listen, he's here to pick you up. This marriage is still to be married.

Wu (to Long): Didn't you say you would leave at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon?

Longlong: Yes, pick up the sketch book at three o'clock in the afternoon and leave on time.

Wu Mu: What car? Pack what?

Dragon: Pick up the soldiers. The bus to pick up the recruits will pick us up at 3 pm. Let's go.

Wu Mu: You ... you ... I thought you were talking about getting married, but I didn't expect you to talk about meeting soldiers! The wedding ceremony at three o'clock in the afternoon, so many relatives and friends, it's up to you! Take your marriage or your soldiers! (Panting on the sofa)

Dragon (coming over): Mom, Jay, pick them up!

Wu (impatient): I know you can't wait to be picked up. Go, go, get out! (pushing the dragon)

Dragon: Hey, hey, don't be in such a hurry. Look at your mouth still so high.

Wu: I'm not married. Do you mind if I dig it up? !

Dragon: No knot? Who says it's not over?

Wu: You were picked up. Who am I going to marry?

Dragon: Come with me!

Wu (sneer): Just say, "Hey, wait for me, and then drive when I get married", and tell the ghost!

Dragon: That's not what I meant.

Wu Mu: So you mean not to be a soldier?

Dragon: That's not what I meant.

Wu Mu: Now you tell me clearly whether to be a recruit or a groom!

Dragon: The groom should be a recruit.

Mother Wu (getting up): What do you think? Who will my daughter marry when the groom is away, huh? !

Dragon: Mom, I want to make it clear to Xiaoyu. ...

Wu (interrupting the dragon): Do you have any other ideas? Postpone the wedding? Then tell your relatives and friends one by one: "I went to the army and didn't get married until I came back." Whoops-(crying and turning to sit on the sofa) When you come back as a soldier for several years, you may marry someone!

Long (coaxing Wu): We all got marriage certificates. What else can I do? (takes out the marriage certificate) You see, I brought it, too. We are legally married. The wedding is just a ceremony. How can this book be important?

Wu (turning around): Marriage certificate is important, so is the wedding ceremony!

Dragon: OK, put on the bride's clothes quickly.

Wu, Wu Mu: What's with the bridal gown now?

Long: I contacted the wedding company and am waiting outside now. Let's hold the wedding in advance!

Wu and Wu Mu (watching the sketch): Why are you ahead of schedule? How about tomorrow?

Dragon: Tomorrow's celebration will go on as usual, but the whole process of our wedding today will be displayed on the big screen.

Wu (shy): Why didn't you say so earlier!

Dragon: Who told you to turn off your cell phone? (Cell phone rings, answers) Huh? You can't wait? Hair stylists and makeup artists are coming in? The cameraman also has to film the makeup process? (Happy wedding lock rings) Wait a minute, wait five minutes-

Wu (gets up and runs around like crazy): Mom, where shall I put my bridal gown?

Wu Mu: You didn't hide it yourself. Oh, what a great idea!

(closing)

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