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The sheep saved 200,000 yuan to build a nest, but the wolf didn't allow it, saying it was illegal to build a nest and only allowed to buy it from the tortoi
A short story about wolves and sheep.
The sheep saved 200,000 yuan to build a nest, but the wolf didn't allow it, saying it was illegal to build a nest and only allowed to buy it from the tortoi
The sheep saved 200,000 yuan to build a nest, but the wolf didn't allow it, saying it was illegal to build a nest and only allowed to buy it from the tortoise. The tortoise is an engineer. First, he bribed the wolf with 200,000 yuan to obtain the development right, then he bought a piece of land with 500,000 yuan, raised the wolf, spent 65,438 yuan+10,000 yuan to cover the sheepfold, and asked the sheep for 2 million yuan. Sheep are worried that they don't have that much money. At this time, the dog said that he could lend 2 million to the sheep with interest of 3 million and pay it off in 20 years. The whole sheep family has been working for dogs for twenty years! Wolves, dogs and turtles all made money, but only the sheep lost, and even the lambs dared not give birth. Later, there were fewer and fewer sheep, and the wolf felt that there was no meat for everyone to eat, so he encouraged the sheep to regenerate. But the sheep still felt that there were too few rest days, so the wolf changed the original three-day holiday in the first half of the year to four days in the second half. After 20 years of hard work, the sheep finally paid off the money owed to the dog, thinking that it would be a good day in a few days. Who knows, the wolf is coming again, saying that the land lease for the sheep has arrived, and it is necessary to pay the rent again, otherwise it will be confiscated. Sheep argue that nobody cares, and they can't resist wolves. They felt hopeless, the whole family committed suicide, and there were no more sheep in the world.
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