An interesting and embarrassing poem

Funny and embarrassing poems are as follows:

1, at the beginning of life, nature is good. Not doing homework is a hero. What if the teacher hits you? Fuck him with a kitchen knife.

Peeking at the leopard in the pipe scares me.

If you dare to climb my window and sing, I will sing the onion song with you.

4. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform." I really want to put myself on the podium.

5, bamboo shadow poetry thin, plum blossom fragrance. The poor moon won't go down to the west wing tonight.

6. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, I don't know if the flowers are dead.

7. I am alone, like a bad old man, quite quiet.

8. As soon as you go out and there are no birds in the mountains, Wanjing people are extinct.

9. It's good not to wear glasses. Look closer to what you want to see, and you can't see what you don't want to see.

10, when the sound is silent, the general principle of qi will work. The taste is not strong, but the nose is rich. Farting is human nature.

1 1, the parent-teacher meeting might as well be changed to a complaint meeting.

12, whether it's lace underwear or work report, simplicity is the best.

13, the most fake sentence (teacher: tell me the truth, I won't tell your parents! )

14, don't throw the golden gun at the idea, keep the real essence and shine on history.

15, shoot the horse first and catch him in bed.

16, miss our war-torn youth.

17, my brother told you that you can't go to school all the time, and you will get hemorrhoids when you sit down. It hurts!

18, I spilled blood on Xuanyuan, and he stabbed him with a knife.

19, the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

20. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse and turtles crawl along the river in East Village.

2 1, I want to be emperor, and I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

23. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.

24. People's sorrow is not inferior to dogs, but they think they are much better than dogs.

25. The hero in the work is full of charm.

26. Fold the flowers and give them to the faucet. There is no better gift in Jiangnan, and flowers will send spring.

27, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, Xiu Yuan Xi, a strong man is gone forever!