Who can write some jokes, funny and humorous, 150 words or so, the more the better.

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate with a strong accent who went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" The steward said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big bastard!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"No pickles, I pick up a lump of shit and lick one ..."

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ... demon: scream loudly, no one will come to save you!

Princess: Broken throat! Throat is broken!

Nobody: Princess! I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do? !

Demon: Wow! I saw a ghost! !

Ghost: Shit! It's been discovered!

Shit: nonsense, who found me!

Who: It's none of my business!

Demon: Oh ~ my God!

God: Who called me? !

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! !

The goblin king was schizophrenic from then on ... and there was a very lazy drunkard. He hired a cook to cook for him. There is a lot of beer in his refrigerator. Later, he found that the beer disappeared soon, and he suspected that the chef had stolen it. He figured out a way to put his urine in an empty bottle and put it in the refrigerator. Later, beer was still decreasing. He called the chef and asked him what was going on. The chef said: I make beer sausages for you every day! ! ! ! ! ! ! "