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I would rather cry on a BMW than laugh on an electric car. Is this a fact?
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Looking at the topic, I thought it was another mindless article, preaching that women are better off marrying than doing well. After reading it, I feel very thoughtful. Everyone has the right to pursue better, provided that you first make yourself better: not superficial, only willing to spend money on cosmetics, buy yourself good clothes, moonlight; Open two more buttons for dew point cleavage; Step on a pair of high heels, take a brand-name bag, the pocket is whiter than the face, and keep saying that making money is a man's business.
You have the ability to drive your own BMW. Of course, the co-pilot should be BMW. Even if the person you choose is either rich or expensive now, you should be full of potential, proactive and see the future!
When you ask each other for a car, a house and a deposit, and you want nothing but others and yourself, and you want to change your destiny and even your family by marriage, you are already a moth to the fire.
In a popular dating program a few years ago, a girl's sentence became the focus of everyone's talk: "I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh behind a bicycle."
Another friend mentioned this in a joke yesterday, but I suddenly found that this sentence itself is a BUG.
It will spread to the streets for two reasons: first, it will become a talk for those who think they are "model youths with normal outlook on life" and show disdain for money worshippers; Second, comfort those who can't get into a BMW and tell them: "People who get into a BMW are not happier than you".
But the truth is, the girl sitting in the BMW doesn't cry at all. Because if a girl always has a chance to sit in the co-pilot seat of BMW, she will usually sit in the driver's seat of BMW herself.
Don't think that rich people are fools, and they all like girls with big breasts and no brains. That may be the standard for an old man to find a mistress, but it cannot be the standard for a wise man to marry a wife. You know, there is never a shortage of girls with good family, good grades, intelligence, beauty and understanding of life in this world.
Whether looking around the world or historically, the rich know better what they want and how to succeed than the poor.
Besides, getting what you want is a happy experience in itself.
There is a saying that falling in love with people who have no money depends on how much they spend on you, and falling in love with rich people depends on how much time they are willing to spend on you. This sentence is really right. Only those who have no money, ability and dare not take responsibility will say to you, "Although I can't give you what you want, I can give you my heart." That's all lies. People who really love you will work with you to help you realize your wishes.
Falling in love with the right person will open a new world for you, not close your world. Of course, girls can say to you, a poor boy, I accept your sincerity. But please tell him that I hope you can work hard with me for a better life, instead of asking me to suffer with you forever.
On the other hand, those girls who shout "I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh behind a bicycle" every day have a high chance of sitting in a BMW for a while, but a low chance of sitting in a BMW for a lifetime. And those girls who have the ability to drive a BMW will not say such a BUG at all.
A real lady is a girl who can take x5 at home and get on the bus outside. Instead of squeezing the subway and yelling at the girls who want to take the bus, they are tired of walking in high heels.
Of course, when you are young, you can sit behind a bicycle and laugh, but if you can sit in a BMW one day, you will definitely laugh more happily.
There is nothing shameful about having nothing for the time being, but a man who has nothing, doesn't know how to change the status quo, and still wants you to suffer with him. Isn't this bullshit? Smart girls will of course choose to love those who can make their lives better.
It is not only material satisfaction, but also spiritual improvement.
One still has to keep growing and making progress. When two people are together, they should make progress together.
Friends have circles, so does marriage. Only by improving your level can you make friends at a higher level, and marriage is the same.
So "I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh behind a bicycle." This sentence depends on who said it. Some girls said it, and she was really right.
Don't believe that money can't buy happiness. After all, a few people forget life in pursuit of money. There are many people who live better than you know and earn more than you do. Everyone has his own way of happiness, and everyone has his own level of happiness. Pursuing a better life is not money worship, girls will leave those who are not motivated and do not work hard, nor are they too poor to love the rich. Don't take the lack of money as an excuse for girls to leave you. What they left behind was an enterprising person.
Having a lot of money may not be happy, but lack of money will not be happy. Just think, how can two people who live together but can't make the family's life together better and better be happy?
So, if you think that money can't buy happiness, it's definitely not the money, but the way you use it.
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