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Guangxi people fight each other
There is a self-deprecating joke in Guangxi: China’s Nanning, Guangxi’s Liuzhou, and the world’s Guilin.
Nanning, Liuzhou and Guilin are the three major cities in Guangxi. Nanning is the capital, Liuzhou is the industrial center of Guangxi, and Guilin only has mountains and rivers.
Guilin is a famous international tourist city with an outstanding reputation and has long been known around the world. Although Nanning is the capital of Guangxi, and although Nanning's urban construction and all aspects have made qualitative leaps in the past decade, its popularity is still far behind that of Guilin. Not to mention foreigners, many Chinese people don’t know that there is Nanning in Guangxi. People who are not good at geography think that the capital of Guangxi is Guilin. There is a funny joke: A foreigner came to Guangxi to travel. When the train was about to arrive at Guilin North Station, he called his friend in Nanning: "I'm about to arrive at the station, can you pick me up?"
A friend from Nanning said: "Which station are you going to?"
The man said: "I have arrived at your capital!"
A friend from Nanning said: "There are also stations in the capital. The East Railway Station and the Old Railway Station."
The man said: "I am going to Guilin North Railway Station."
My friend from Nanning was so angry that I am here. Nanning, you asked me to pick you up in Guilin? Forget it, let's go to sleep.
This is just a funny joke. It is a joke that many Chinese people do not understand that the capital of Guangxi is Nanning. In fact, many non-Guangxi people do not know that there is a city of Nanning in Guangxi, let alone that the capital of Guangxi is Nanning.
Guilin is a famous historical and cultural city with a profound cultural heritage. Guilin’s landscape is unmatched in the world. People from all over the world like to travel to Guilin. Although Nanning, a rising star, is the capital, Guilin people look down on Nanning people, thinking that Nanning is a "land of southern barbarians." Nanning people feel that they live in the capital, so they naturally feel very proud. They also look down on Guilin people, because they think Nanning is the boss. . As for Liuzhou people, they think Liuzhou is a place of heavy industry. In Guangxi, their fiscal revenue is leveraged, and the economy is the basis of everything, so they are proud of Liuzhou. So what if Nanning is the capital? Guangxi’s finances are still It’s not because of Liuzhou’s strong support. As for Guilin, what if you only have beautiful mountains and rivers? It’s so poor that you can see the mountains and enjoy the water, but you can’t fill your stomach.
Haha, just take it as a joke and enjoy it for fun, don’t take it seriously!
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