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The more classic lines said by Meng Fei in "If You Are the One"
★Meng Fei’s classic quotations (1)
Meng Fei said bluntly: Not every boy’s father is named Li Gang
Meng Fei said to Yu Xia: " I'm very worried that your shirt buttons will fall apart" (11.07
Issue 76)
Women really don't understand sometimes. For example, when talking sweet words to her, if you are very sweet to a girl, the girl will say that a man who can say sweet words is particularly unreliable and bothersome when you see such a smooth tongue; if you don’t say so, the girl will say He will tell you, which girl doesn’t like to hear sweet words from men, if you can’t even do this, how can I live with you?
Listening to others singing is like a thousand arrows piercing the heart
His name is David, not Dai Wei, just like my name is Meng Fei instead of Mo Fei!!!!!!
Our program is a condensation of many modern social concepts
I am always involved inexplicably. Last time there was a male guest who wore glasses and was said to be immodest. He said that I also wore glasses. Glasses...Who do you think I recruited!!!
Are you going to go shopping for groceries? Oh
I'm sorry
Have you come back from shopping?
The male guest has no highlights, but Teacher Lejia and I have
You said The lover of your dreams is the White Snake. It’s not enough for you to like someone from ancient times. You have to like someone from mythology.
I also have a car starting with the letter B. I think BYD’s cars are very good and environmentally friendly! !
Have you all agreed upon this? You are extinguishing the lights one by one in such a rhythm
My wife saw me in this situation (none of the 24 female guests fell in love with him, all of them were extinguished) Deng) will definitely have a mixture of joy and sorrow
Mano is a person who can attack others very well, and he is also a person who has a strong ability to withstand attacks himself
(A male guest went Turn off the lights, very slowly) Can you hurry up? My mother is still waiting for me to come home and cook!
(A male guest insisted that "Let others tell you to follow your own path" was said by Lu Xun) I seem to remember what his old man said, there is no way in the world. If there are too many people, it will be impossible to leave.
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