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In A Dream of Red Mansions, Jiao Da lambasted Ning Guofu for the seventh time.
The seventh brief introduction of A Dream of Red Mansions: Jia Lian, a palace flower, was sent to a rich banquet, and Baoyu Club in Ningfu. Qin Zhong and Zhou Rui invited Mrs. Wang to reply, while Xue and Wang talked about family affairs and human feelings in detail. Aunt Xue asked her to send a palace flower to Mrs. Wang to greet the spy Xi and Xi Feng, and her daughter begged her to intercede for her son-in-law Leng Zixing (for selling antiques); Sending fake flowers to Daiyu Palace, Daiyu stabbed Zhou Rui's family with words. Xifeng said that her sister-in-law asked her to go tomorrow, and Mrs. Wang agreed. Qin introduced his brother, Qin Zhong, to Baoyu. Xifeng wanted to meet him, and Jia Rong took him with him. Bao Qin admired each other, and Baoyu invited Qin Zhong to study in Jiafu private school. Jiao Da cursed in front of Xifeng and Ningfu. The text says that Zhou Rui's wife sent Granny Liu back and forth to Mrs. Wang. Who knows that Mrs. Wang is not in the building? When I asked the maids, I realized that I had gone to chat with Aunt Xue. Hearing this, Zhou Ruigu turned out of the East Gate, went to the East Hospital and came to pear fragrance court. Just arrived at the front of the courtyard, I saw Mrs. Wang's maid and a little girl who just showed her head standing on the slope of the steps. Zhou Rui's family came and knew they had something to say, so they pouted inward. Zhou Rui's family gently lifted the curtain and went in. I saw Mrs. Wang and Aunt Xue talking about housework. Zhou Rui's family didn't dare to disturb, so they went into the inner room. I saw Xue Baochai sitting on the kang wearing only {Zanzan} on her head, leaning against the small kang table and drawing flowers with Yingying, the servant girl. Baochai saw him come in, put down her pen, turned around and said with a smile, "Sister Zhou, please sit down." Zhou Rui's wife also smiled and asked, "How is the girl?" He sat on the edge of the kang and said, "I haven't seen that girl wandering there for two or three days." I'm afraid your baby brother will hit you? " Baochai said with a smile, "That's not true. I haven't been out of the house for two days, because my illness has happened again. " "Exactly," said Zhou Rui's family. "What is the root cause of the girl's illness? You should ask a doctor as soon as possible, let you write a prescription and take a few doses seriously, so as to solve the problem fundamentally. It becomes the next disease at a young age and is not stubborn. " Baochai said with a smile, "Don't talk about taking medicine again. I don't know how much it costs to ask a doctor to take medicine for this disease. Using your famous doctor's elixir never works. Later, I lost a bald monk, saying that he specialized in treating nameless diseases because I invited him to see it. He said it was a hot poison that I brought out from the womb. Fortunately, I was born strong, it doesn't matter. It's useless if I take ordinary medicine. He mentioned a maritime prescription and gave a packet of powder as a primer, which was strange and fragrant. I don't know where I got it. He said it would be nice to take one tablet when sending it. Strangely, taking his medicine is more effective. " Zhou Rui's family asked, "I wonder what kind of seashore it is?" We also remembered what the girls said, saying that it would be a good thing to know about such a disease. When Baochai asked, she said with a smile, "It's not bad not to use this side. "。 If you use this side, it will really make people obscene. Everything is limited, except the word "coincidence": flowers bloom in Bai Mudan in spring, Bai Lianhua in summer, Bai Furong in autumn and Bai Mei in winter. In the vernal equinox of the following year, four stamens were dried and ground together with the medicinal powder. I want 12 dollars, because it's raining today ... "Zhou Rui said quickly," Hey! So, it will take three years. What if it doesn't rain on this rainy day? Baochai said with a smile, "There is such a coincidence that there is no rain, so we have to wait." . Twelve pieces of Millennium dew, twelve pieces of early Shuang Shuang, and twelve pieces of light snow. Uniformly mixing the four kinds of water, mixing the medicines, adding 12 yuan honey and 12 yuan sugar, making longan-sized pills, putting them in an old magnetic altar and burying them under flower roots. If you are sick, take out a pill. Decoct cortex phellodendri 12, and deliver. Zhou Rui's wife smiled and said, "Amitabha, what a pity! After ten years, I may not be so smart. Baochai said, "That's amazing. Since he asked me to go, it's also a coincidence that I got it all in a year or two, and it's easy to get confused. Now it is from south to north, and now it is buried under the pear tree. " Zhou Rui's wife asked again, "Is this medicine famous? Baochai said, "Yes." . That's what the monk said. It is called "Leng Xiang Pill". "Zhou Rui's wife nodded, and then said," how did you feel when this disease happened? Baochai said, "I don't feel anything either. I just need to cough and take a pill. Zhou Rui's wife was about to speak when she heard Mrs. Wang ask, "Who's in the house?" "。 "Zhou Rui's wife agreed to go out and took the opportunity to report back to Granny Liu. . After a while, Mrs. Wang was speechless and wanted to quit. Aunt Xue suddenly smiled and said, "Stop it. I have something. Take it. "It is called Xiangling. Just now, I heard the curtain ring, and the stubborn little girl with gold came in and asked, "What does grandma want me to do? Aunt Xue said, "Bring the flowers in the box." . Xiangling agreed and brought a small brocade box. "。 Aunt Xue said, "This is the fresh sample method in the palace. Take twelve flowers piled with yarn. I remembered it only yesterday. It's a pity to leave it in vain. Why not give it to their sisters? I wanted to send it yesterday, but I forgot again. It's a coincidence that you came today, so take it with you. You three girls each have a pair, the remaining six are for Miss Lin and the remaining four are for Brother Feng. Lady Wang said, "Keep it for Baoyu. Think about what they are doing. "。 Aunt Xue said, "I don't know. "。 Baoyu is eccentric. He never loved these flowers and powders. After that, Zhou Rui's wife walked out of the door with a box and found Jinchuan still basking in the sun. Zhou Rui's wife asked him, "That little girl named Xiangling, who often bought it when he was in Beijing and worked hard?" "It's him," Jinchuan said. Just then, I saw Xiangling smiling. Zhou Rui's wife took his hand and looked at it carefully for a while. She smiled and said, "She looks good, but she looks a bit like Grandma Rong of our East House." Jin Chuaner smiled and said, "That's what we said. Zhou Rui's wife asked Xiangling again, "How old are you?" "。 "He asked," where are your parents now? Are you a teenager this year? Where do we come from? Xiangling shook her head and said, "I don't remember. "。 Zhou Ruigu and Jin Chuaner both sighed and felt very sad. At that time, Zhou Rui's family came to Mrs. Wang's first house with flowers. It turned out that recently, Grandma Jia said that there were too many granddaughters and it was inconvenient to squeeze into one place. Only Baoyu and Daiyu were left to play here, and Ying, Tan and Daiyu were moved to the three small halls behind Mrs. Wang's house, and Li Wan took care of them. Now Zhou Rui's family came by first, and I saw several little girls listening to the call in Baoxia. Siqi, the maid of Yingchun, and Daishu, the maid of Tanchun, are pulling the curtain with tea bells in their hands. Zhou Rui's family knew that the sisters were sitting together and went into the inner room. They saw Yingchun and Tanchun playing Go under the window. Zhou Rui's family sent flowers to explain why. They were busy playing chess, and both of them leaned over to thank them and ordered the maid to accept them. Zhou Rui's family agreed, "Huei-fang is not in the house. I'm afraid she's at the old lady's. The maids asked, "Isn't that Huei-fang in that room?" ? "Hearing this, Zhou Rui's wife came to this room. I saw Xichun and her sister-in-law Zhineng playing in Shuiyue Temple. Zhou Rui's family came in and Xi Chun asked him what it was. Zhou Rui's wife opened the flower box and explained the reason. Xichun said with a smile, "I'm telling Zhineng that I'm going to shave my head and be her aunt tomorrow, but I just sent flowers. Where can I wear it if I shave my head? Hearing this, everyone laughed once, and Cherish Spring ordered the maid to take it away. "。 Zhou Rui's wife asked Intelligence, "When did you come? Where's your master's bald head? The clever son said, "We came early in the morning." . When my master met his wife, he went to his house and asked me to wait for him here. Zhou Rui's wife added, "Did you get the incense money for the Tenth Five-Year Plan?" The clever son shook his head and said, "I don't know." Xichun asked Zhou Rui's family, "Who is in charge of the money in the temple now? "? "Zhou Rui's family said," Yu Xin is in charge. Xichun smiled and said, "Here it is. "。 As soon as the host arrived, Yu Xin's family caught up and chatted with him for a long time. I think that's why. "Zhou Rui's wife talked with the clever son for a while, and then they went to Xi-feng's place. . Through Li Wan's back window, through the glass window, I saw Li Wan sleeping on the kang, so she crossed the western flower wall, went out to the west corner gate and entered Xifeng's yard. When I got to the hall, I saw Xi-feng sitting on the threshold in front of her house. Seeing Zhou Rui's family coming, she quickly waved her hand and told him to go to the East Room. After Zhou Rui's family knew it, they crept into the east room, only to find that her tits patted her elder sister and fell asleep. Zhou Rui's wife whispered to her tits, "Is Sister asleep? Please wake up. " Tits shook their heads. Just then, I heard a burst of laughter over there, but it was Jia Lian's voice As soon as the door rang, Pinger came out with a big copper basin and told Xi-feng to scoop water in. Pinger came here. As soon as she saw Zhou Rui's family, she asked, "What are you doing here? Zhou Rui's family got up, took the box and told him about sending flowers. "。 Pinger opened the box, took four sticks and turned away. Half an hour later, he took out two sticks in his hand. First, I told Cai Ming to tell him, "Take it to the house over there for Grandma Xiaorong to wear. The second general ordered Zhou Rui's family to go back. Thanks. "。 Zhou Rui's family has just arrived at Jia Mu's side. Passing the hall, I looked up and saw his daughter dressed up before coming out of her husband's house. Zhou Rui's family quickly asked, "What are you doing here? His daughter smiled and said, "Mom is always in good health? I waited at home for a long time, but my mother didn't go out. What's so busy that she didn't come home? Tired of waiting, I went to the old lady first and paid my respects. Now I want to pay tribute to her. Mom, what's the big deal? What's she holding in her hand? " Zhou Rui's wife smiled and said, "Hey! Granny Liu happened to come today. I ran for her for a long time, and now my aunt saw it and gave these flowers to the girls and grandmothers. There is no clear delivery yet. There must be something wrong with you coming here now. " His daughter smiled and said, "You can guess. Tell your old man the truth, your son-in-law drank two more glasses of wine the day before yesterday and had an argument with others. Somehow, he was set on fire, saying that he was of unknown origin, and sued the yamen to be deported back to his hometown. So I came to discuss it with your father. Which one can I ask for this? " Zhou Rui's wife said, "I knew it. What's the big deal! Go home and wait for me. I will send flowers to Miss Lin and then go home. At this time, the second wife and second grandmother are not available, so go back and wait for me. What happened? I'm too busy. "When my daughter heard this, she went back and said," Mom, you should at least come quickly. "Zhou Rui's family said," Yes. There's nothing wrong with my family. I'm worried about you. With that, she went to Daiyu's room. "。 Who knows that Daiyu is not in her room at this time, but in Baoyu's room, and everyone is untied. Zhou Rui's wife came in and said with a smile, "Miss Lin, my aunt asked me to send flowers and girls. Hearing this, Baoyu first asked, "What flowers?" ? Bring it to me. "Stretched out his hand and took it. When I opened the box, it turned out to be a novel and chic palace gauze fake flower. Daiyu only looked at Baoyu's hand and asked, "Is it mine alone or are all the other girls like this?" Zhou Rui's family said, "You all have it. These two branches belong to the girl. Daiyu sneered, "I knew it. If others didn't pick it, they wouldn't give me the rest." Zhou Rui's wife was silent. Baoyu said, "Sister Zhou, what are you doing there?" Zhou Rui's wife said, "My wife is there. Because she answered, my aunt asked me to bring it by. Baoyu said, "What is Sister Bao doing at home? "? Why didn't you come here these days? "Zhou Rui's family said," I'm in poor health. Hearing this, Baoyu said to the maid, "Who will go and have a look?" ? Just say that Miss Lin and I sent here to greet my menstruation and sister and ask her what's wrong and what medicine she is taking now. Theoretically, I should come in person, just say that I just came from school and caught a cold. Let's see for ourselves some other time. "She said, and promised to see the snow. Zhou Rui's family has nothing to say. It turns out that Leng Zixing, Zhou Rui's son-in-law and a good friend of Yucun, recently fought a lawsuit for selling antiques, so she taught women to make love. Zhou Rui's family took advantage of his master's snobbery and ignored these things. In the evening, Feng and others asked for help. When it was time to light the lamp, Xifeng took off her makeup and came to see Mrs. Wang, saying, "I have accepted what the Zhen family sent me today. Why don't we give them all the things we gave him, and when his family comes back with a new boat next year, we will take them with us? " Mrs. Wang nodded. Xi-feng added, "A birthday present for Mrs. Lin An has been prepared. "。 Who should I give it to? Lady Wang said, "Who do you think is free? Just ask them to find four women and ask me something serious. "。 Xi-feng said with a smile, "Sister-in-law came today and asked me to go tomorrow. I have something to do tomorrow. "。 Mrs. Wang said humanely, "It doesn't matter if something happens. "。 Every time he invites us, it's naturally inconvenient for you. He invited you instead of us. We know that he sincerely told you to relax. Don't let him down, so some things should be over. "Xi-feng agreed. . At present, Li Wan, Ying, Tan and other sisters have also come to call it a day, and there is nothing to say in the room. The next day, after washing and dressing, Xi-feng went back to Mrs. Wang to take care of it, and then came to say goodbye to the old lady. Baoyu followed him when he heard this. Feng had to promise, waiting to change clothes. The two sisters took a bus for a while and entered Ningfu. Jia Zhen's wife You Shi and Jia Rong's wife Qin Shi's mother-in-law have been invited to attend the ceremony. As soon as Madam You saw Xifeng, she would laugh for a while, then she took Baoyu by the hand and went to the upper room to sit down. When Qin offered tea, Xi-feng said, "What did you ask me to do? If you have anything good to commemorate me, please give it to me quickly. I have work to do. " Before Youshi Qin family answered, several concubines in the underground smiled and said, "If you don't come today, your second wife is hopeless. Just then, Jia Rong came in and invited Ann. "。 Baoyu asked, "Is Big Brother not at home today? You Shi said, "I'm going out of town to visit my master." . But you're bored. What are you doing sitting here? Why not go shopping, too? "Qin said with a smile," what a coincidence! My brother, whom Uncle Bao wanted to see immediately last time, came today. He wants to stay in the study. Uncle Bao, why not go and have a look? Baoyu got off the kang to go. "。 Second Sister You quickly said, "I'm still alive. What are you busy with? " At the same time, he told Haosheng to follow carefully and not to let him down. Might as well follow the old lady. ""Well, "said Xifeng," why don't you come in and let me have a look. Can't I see him? " Youshi smiled and said, "Stop it! You don't have to see him. You can't compare with our children. They are used to beating around the bush. Children are used to being polite. At first glance, you were killed by jokes. " -Feng said with a smile, "Everyone in the world, I just don't laugh. Why can't the child laugh at me? Jia Rong smiled and said, "That's not the case. "。 He is naturally shy and has never seen a big battle. My aunt was not angry when she saw it. Feng said, "If I want to meet him, I'll see what he looks like!" ! Don't fart with your mother. Don't show it to me again. Give you a good mouth. Jia Rong smiled and said, "I didn't dare to twist, so I brought him." . Say, go out and hug a little girl, slightly thinner than Baoyu, with fine features, pink face and red lips, handsome figure and charming. "。 He seems to be above Baoyu, but shy, shy and ambiguous, and slowly bowed to Feng. Xi-feng gave Baoyu a push with joy and said with a smile, "We can't compete!" He leaned down, took the child by the hand, ordered him to sit next to him, and slowly asked him: How old are you, what books do you read, how many brothers do you have, and what is your scientific name? Qin Zhong agreed one by one. Previously, Xifeng's maids and daughters-in-law saw that Xifeng had met Qin Zhong for the first time, but they didn't prepare a banquet. They all rushed to tell Pinger. Pinger knows that Qin and Qin are brothers. Although they are younger generations, they should not be too frugal. So she made up her mind, took a ruler and two "champions" and sent them to people. Feng still laughed and said it simply. Qin Shi and others thanked him. After eating for a while, You Shi and Qin Shi put on dominoes, not to mention. Baoyu seems to have lost something when he sees Qin Zhong's outstanding personality. After being infatuated for a long time, I feel dull. He thought to himself, "There are still such figures in the world! Now it seems that I have become a mud pig and a dog. I hate why I was born in this house. If I had been born in a humble official's home, I would have made friends with him long ago, and my life would have been in vain. Although I am much more noble than him, I know that the brilliant Salo just wrapped up my dead wood and wine lamb, and only filled up the mud ditch in this cesspit. The word' wealth' was poisoned by me! Qin Zhong thought to himself, "Sure enough, Baoyu can't blame him for doting." . I hate being born in poverty and unable to communicate with him. As we all know, the word "poverty" is a great misfortune in the world. "Two people have the same idea. Suddenly Baoyu asked him what books he was reading. Qin Zhong asked questions, so he answered the truth. After a dozen words, the two became closer. As soon as the tea and fruit were placed, Baoyu said, "We don't eat wine. Let's put the fruit on the back kang, and we'll sit there so as not to disturb you. " So they went to the back room to have tea. Just as Xi-feng was putting wine and fruit, Qin ran in and said to Baoyu, "Uncle Bao, if your nephew doesn't look at his head, just look at me and ignore him. Although he is shy, he has a Zuo Qiang temper and is not easy to get along with. Baoyu said with a smile, "Go ahead, I know." . Qin ordered Xifeng to accompany him again. "。 After a while, Madam You sent someone to ask Baoyu, "What do you want to eat? Go if there is one outside. Baoyu only promised, but he didn't want to eat or drink. "。 He only asked Qin Zhong about his recent housework. Qin Zhongyin said, "My teacher died last year, and my father is old, disabled and has many official duties. Therefore, we did not discuss the extension of teachers. Now we just review our previous lessons at home. When studying again, you must have one or two confidants as companions, and you can discuss them at any time to benefit. Without waiting to finish, Baoyu said, "Yes, but we have family studies. "。 Those who can't delay their studies at home can go to school, and relatives in their children can go to school. I went home last year because of my studies, but now it's deserted. Father means to send me to review old books for the time being, and I will read them at home alone when my master comes up next year. My grandmother said that because there are too many children in a home school, I am afraid that everyone will be naughty. Secondly, because I was ill for a few days, I was temporarily delayed. In this way, Zun Weng is also worried about this matter now. If you go back today, why didn't you tell us and come to our school? Isn't it a good thing that I accompany you and benefit from each other? " Qin Zhong smiled and said, "My father mentioned Teacher Tuo at home the day before yesterday, and he also mentioned the meaning here. He wants to discuss and recommend with his relatives here. Because things are busy here, it is not convenient to entangle in such a trivial matter. Uncle Bao is really a little nephew, and he can still wash the ink and wash the inkstone. Why not make a quick decision, so as not to waste each other, and we can often chat and get together, comfort our parents' hearts and have fun with our friends. Isn't this a beautiful thing? Baoyu said, "Don't worry, don't worry. "。 Come back and tell your brother-in-law and sister-in-law Lianer. You go home and tell your dad today, and I'll go back and tell my grandmother. There's no reason to be so quick. "The two of them have been contemplating this matter. It's time to turn on the light, and when I came out, I saw them playing cards. When settling accounts, it was Qin Youshi's master who lost the wine, and they decided to eat this master the next day. Order food delivery at the same time. After dinner, it was getting late. You Shi said, "Send two people to this house first." Daughters-in-law scattered along while, Qin Zhong got up and left. You Shi asked, "Who sent it? Daughters-in-law replied, "Jiao Da was beaten out, and Jiao Da was drunk and scolded again. "。 Both the You family and the Qin family asked, "What did you send him for?" ? With these boys, which one can't be sent? I must provoke him. "said to feng," my adults say you are too weak, so the whole family is fine. " Youshi sighed, "don't you know this? Even the master ignored him, and so did your eldest brother Jane. Just because he was with his grandfather three or four times since he was a child, he took his grandfather out of the dead pile and he got his life. He was hungry, but he stole something for his master to eat. He had no water for two days, so he got half a bowl of water for his master to drink and drowned himself. However, because of these contributions, we all treat our ancestors in different ways. Who will go for him now? He is old himself, regardless of decency. He is drunk and everyone scolds him. I always tell the person in charge, don't run errands for him, just treat him as a dead man. He was sent here again today. Xi Xifeng said, "I never knew this Jiao Da. "。 But you don't know. If this is really the case, why not send him as far away from Zhuangzi as possible? As he spoke, he asked, "Is our car ready?" Everyone in the underground replied, "I'm all convinced." Xi-feng got up to say goodbye and left hand in hand with Baoyu. You Shi and others sent them to the hall, only to find the lights brightly lit and the people standing in Dan Yong. That Jiao Da relies on Jia Zhen's absence, so he can't stay at home and fall freely. Because of his high spirits, he first scolded the general manager Ryle, saying that he was unfair and bullied the weak and feared the hard. "If you have a good job, you will send others. If you send someone away in the dead of night, you will send me. You heartless son of a bitch! Blind housekeeper! You don't want to think about it either. Jiao Da's great-grandfather was even taller than your head. Who was Jiao Da's great-grandfather in the past twenty years? Don't say you bastards! " Jia Rongzheng scolded vigorously and sent Feng's car out, but no one listened. Jia Rong couldn't bear it, scolded him and tied him up. "I'll wake up tomorrow and ask him if he still wants to die!" At this moment, Jiao Da took Jia Rong seriously. Instead, he shouted and told Jia Rong, "Brother Rong, don't be a master in front of Jiao Da. Don't say your son, that is, your father and grandfather, also dare not and Jiao Da's waist! Jiao Da is not the only one. Why don't you be an official and enjoy the splendor? Your ancestors won the family business after a narrow escape. Now, instead of repaying my kindness, they become masters with me. It doesn't matter if you don't tell me anything else If we say anything else, we'll go in with the red knife and come out with the white knife! " Xifeng said to Jia Rong in the car, "I sent this worthless thing away long ago!" Isn't staying here a curse? If relatives and friends knew, wouldn't they laugh at our family that doesn't even have the rule of law? "Jia Rong promised" yes ". Seeing that he was too wild, the pages had to take out a few, pull down the baggage and drag them into the stable. The more Jiao Da told Jia Zhen, the more he shouted, "I'm going to the ancestral temple to cry. Now there is hope to give birth to these animals! I don't know anything about stealing dogs and playing with chickens and climbing ashes every day and raising a brother-in-law in my brother-in-law. Let's hold our arms and hide our sleeves! The pages were terrified out of their wits when he said these nonsense, so they tied him up and stuffed some dirt and horse manure into his mouth. "。 Xifeng and Jia Rong also heard it from a distance, pretending not to hear it. Baoyu was amused to see him as drunk as a fiddler in the car, so he asked Xi-feng, "Sister, did you hear him say that he was covered in dust?"? What is' crawling with ashes'? Hearing this, Xi-feng quickly raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't talk nonsense! "! That's the mouth of a drunk. What kind of person are you? Don't say you didn't hear me, ask me carefully! When I go back to my wife, I will hit you carefully, not you! Hearing this, Baoyu begged, "Good sister, I dare not. "。 Xi Xifeng said, "I see. "。 When we get home, it is important that we go back to the old lady and send you to learn from Qin's nephew. "Said, but since back to Fu Rong. Exactly: I don't want to be friends because I am handsome. I study for romance.
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