Final joke

There are several irrelevant:

Little rabbit went to buy carrots. On the first day, he asked his boss, "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said, "No."

The next day, he asked his boss again, "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said, "No, I'll pull out your front teeth with pliers if you come again!" " On the third day, Little Rabbit asked the boss, "Boss, do you have pliers?" The boss said, "No." The little white rabbit said, "Do you have a hundred carrots?"

Little rabbit went to buy carrots. On the first day, he asked his boss, "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said, "No."

The next day, he asked his boss again, "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said, "No." On the third day, Little Rabbit asked the boss, "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said, "I specially got you a hundred carrots today." The white rabbit said, "OK, give me a carrot!" "

There are two flies lying on a piece of shit. The little fly asked the big fly, "Boss, why do we always eat shit?" The big fly said, "Don't say such disgusting things when eating."