Funny China joke.

The complete works of funny China jokes.

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, let's laugh together.

Funny Chinese joke 1 1, my girlfriend took my little nephew to the playground to play, and my little nephew wanted to play pirate ship. My girlfriend thinks there are too many people waiting in line. I said, it doesn't matter. ?

My girlfriend praised me: You are really patient with children. ?

I was very proud and thought: Such a long queue can consume a lot of time and save a lot of money. . . ?

M: Your monthly salary is 6000 yuan, and your monthly deposit is 5000 yuan. How did you keep it? Even if you eat more than 1000 yuan, how can you solve the expenses of eating?

Woman: Go on a blind date at dinner time. . . .

My colleague introduced me to someone. I entered her circle of friends and found some photos of girls in it.

Just ask my colleague which one is her?

Colleague:? It's all her! It's just makeup! ?

4. I:? Why is sister paper in such good shape?

Sister paper:? Because I am lazy. ?

Me:? Please, I am lazy, too. Why am I a fat man?

Sister paper:? Because I am too lazy to eat. ?

Me:? . . . . ?

Funny China joke 2 1. In the fifth grade, the teacher assigned an essay entitled "Mom's Hands", and one of my classmates (really classmates) wrote "Mom's Hair".

My father likes playing mahjong, and his eyes shine like two cakes in mahjong. (Written by primary school students that year)

A friend in high school wrote: Sima Qian endured numerous castrations and still insisted on completing the historical records?

4. Pupils write: Long March of 108,000 Li. Don't react.

Funny China joke 3 1. A:? I found some. The lyrics are really meaningful. ?

b:？ What lyrics?

A:? For example, you ask me how much I love you and how much I love you. You asked about the length and time! ?

b:？ Wocao, your Chinese was taught by teacher Cang. ?

2. I heard a friend say that her primary school classmate wrote a composition, and it was late at night, and the whole family fell asleep quietly. Finally came a sentence, rest in peace, my loved ones.

My dad said that he wrote a composition in primary school. Originally, he wrote that wheat was flying in the wind, and as a result, wheat was written in a table? So it became a little watch that fluttered in the wind?

4. Think of the college entrance examination that year. After the Chinese exam came out, everyone discussed the composition topic, "Morning". After talking for a long time, a classmate exclaimed: Really? Drought? what

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