Classic jokes of hospital nurses

1, I was in poor health a few days ago and went to the hospital. As a result, the little nurse looked beautiful, so I struck up a conversation. The sheets in your hospital are really white. They are really beautiful! ?

The nurse looked and smiled. You just haven't studied this, have you? This sheet is elegant, so it is white! ?

I was stupefied and asked:? What a good solution! ?

I went to the hospital for an injection. The little nurse may be an intern. I'm nervous. Stabbed me ten times with a needle, but I couldn't find a blood vessel.

I gritted my teeth and said, Sister, is your surname Li? ?

She said:? How do you know that?

I said:? It's simple, because you look like the legendary Li Shizhen. ?

The nurse smiled and said, press it when you are alive, and it will press you when you are dead. As for why it is white, you can wrap the sheets and have a funeral when you go to cremation, so that others in the province will change! ?

Lao Zhang went for an injection, and the injection room was crowded with people. Just arrived at the door, I heard an old nurse say: Today is the last day of your internship, and everyone is ready for the assessment!

Lao Zhang got a fright, intern nurse, I hide!

I went out for a walk, and when I came back, there was no noise in the injection room just now, only vaguely heard that these children had made the patient so miserable!

Lao Zhang was happy and went in and said, an injection. When the old nurse saw him, she turned and shouted, The nurse who just failed came out to make up the exam!

In the injection room of a hospital, a nurse is preparing to give an injection to a chef. The cook looked back and was stunned.

Cook: Why did you give me such a big needle? ?

Nurse: Don't make a fuss. Last time you gave me a small spoon for cooking, this time I'll give you an injection with a big needle. Otherwise, people will accuse me of getting back at you.

5. Nurse, graduated, worked as an intern in the hospital, was responsible for injections and intravenous drip, and was assigned to the outpatient department. Because of the poor technical content, the outpatient patient wouldn't let her have an injection when she saw her. The hospital had no choice but to transfer to the inpatient department. Boy, before long, the patient in the inpatient department wouldn't be allowed to have an injection. Nurse MM was very sad and the leader spoke. If the injection technique is not good, she will have to leave the hospital early. Nurse MM often asks someone to practice the technique of injection when she is free. Once I met a sleeping patient, nurse MM patiently gave me an injection, and the injection went down, almost another injection. Fortunately, her blood vessel burst and moved to a place, again and again, unconsciously hitting her feet from head to foot. ...

Just as nurse MM was sweating and trying to give an injection from another position, the patient jumped up and swore. Do you really think I'm asleep, hitting my feet from head to toe and never hitting them? Nurse MM escaped. When I went to work the next day, nurse MM was frightened. As soon as she got to the office, she was called by the leader and said she was the dean. Nurse MM went to the dean's office with uneasy feelings. Dean greeted her as soon as he saw her, holding the hand of nurse MM and saying? You are a talented person. The only vegetable in our hospital who has slept for 8 years was awakened by your injection. ?

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