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When the flowers bloom, we will laugh again-my girlfriend will tease the collar to punch in!
On the first day of the lunar new year, I realized that the situation was serious. I drove my family back to my hometown to worship my ancestors. Originally, Guangxi and Guangdong had to drive to go on road trip. As a result, after a battle, everything was ruined and the whole plan fell through. On the seventh day, I said that I couldn't even attend class, and I really realized that it was really serious. If you don't go out, Xiao Bai will have nothing. Always parked downstairs, just like us, looking forward to the return of "spring", the early robbery, good waves ~
When I bought a car, I saw a lot of cars at first. The cloud looks at the car, and the three thousand beauties in the harem let me choose chrysanthemum noodles. That is to be picky. This is not the first time. I've been driving a second-hand Forex for three years (fortunately, my friend's friend specially drove a 80% new Rui Rui when the novice was on the road, and it has been used happily and smoothly in recent years, except that the gearbox is really not so smooth and there is nothing wrong with it). I want to change cars, so I need more space (my girlfriend feeds me and my body "swells") and an SUV. This is a basic requirement. 167,000 is acceptable, and the online comparison is dazzling. In the end, we cleaned up all the fuss and chose "serious", Ford Lingjie, Maverick and Volkswagen Tuyue. These cars give us a more "practical" feeling. ? Tu Yue, I thought the discount was as big as a hot cloud, so I asked several companies and asked me to give it to him. It hurts. Why do I need it? Wing Tiger and Lingjie, do you want to buy a low match or a top match at the same price? Really don't need to be too entangled, be decisive. In fact, the space is similar, and we also have CVT stepless speed change, which is so smooth. Deng? Generally, tires are big, R 18, practical! Airbags are missing knees, but I believe that one day they will not pop up to protect us! Parallel assistance, lane departure warning, active braking, front and rear parking radar, 360 panoramic image, full-speed adaptive cruise, automatic parking, automatic parking, panoramic sunroof, keyless entry+start, remote start, center console LCD dual screen, mobile phone wireless charging, leather sofa with ventilation and heating function and waist support, car networking, AI voice interaction, LED headlights, and PM 2 plays its role in protecting the lungs. Of course, there is also its simple and fashionable face value, which is a maverick brother and handsome in every detail.
Eye-catching glance from double big screens. The central control panel is a mobile phone with car networking, so you really can't play on the bus. Online jokes, music and medicine are all caught, and navigation is also online. Cell phone? I can share it with you when there is no traffic.
The design sense of the center console is much stronger than the tonality of the maverick.
The situation is like flying an airplane, but our 1.5T airplane is full of power, but it is not enough to fly as an airplane.
The atmosphere lights on the car are colorful and seven colors.
65438+ is 0.9 meters tall and below, so don't worry about sitting.
Talking about cars is not interesting. These girlfriends were also taken years ago, so take the opportunity to show off!
What kind of makeup is this? Peach blossom makeup? I don't understand. Anyway, if it is a peach blossom, it will be tender. A suit of Hanfu smells the breath of spring, but unfortunately there were no flowers at that time. I look forward to cherry blossoms in full bloom, wuyue!
Eyes kill people!
Transparent mirror image
Shake your sleeves
Proud temperament
Female driver reversing probe? No, no, what is the 360-degree panoramic image for? Automatic parking is also not equipped with a CD.
"This job, um, is on the way!"
When the mountain blossoms, I only hope to return safely!
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