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Unlucky Jiang Ziya (2)
? With the help of his good friend Song Yi, he changed his profession and became a restaurant shopkeeper. It's not bad luck this time! Maybe it's fate, maybe it's god's arrangement, and his fate is still that his nephew plays lanterns-according to the old (uncle).
In the last years of the Shang Dynasty, Zhou Wang had no way and politics was dark. People seldom went out, and basically stayed at home, leaving the natural restaurant in the cold, and business was depressed.
On this day, Jiang Ziya waited until five o'clock in the afternoon, and no one was eating. It was almost impossible to open another day. Jiang Ziya heart how boring how boring! So I sat down in the yard under a big locust tree and shed tears.
I think I, Jiang Ziya, have studied in Yuanshi Tianzun for so many years, and I have the ability to connect with the whole body, and I am both civil and military. It's really useless for a hero!
Just then, a crow croaked in the tree, which made Jiang Ziya even more upset. Did this smelly crow come to see my joke?
So Jiang Ziya looked up and rebuked the crow, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the crow's excrement just fell into Jiang Ziya's mouth. He didn't have time to vomit, so he went down his throat and swallowed it all!
Jiang Ziya was so angry that he wanted to eat his flesh, skin, tendons and blood, so he picked up the old brick around him and threw it. Unfortunately, there was a scorpion under the brick, and the scorpion was angered for no reason, so he stung Jiang Ziya several times.
Jiang Ziya quickly threw the brick away, screaming with pain, and tears fell like balls. He washed and rubbed, and it took a long time to relieve the pain.
But the crow hasn't left yet, and is still barking there, gloating at Jiang Ziya, as if to say again, "Why don't you vote for me? It serves you right!"
Jiang Ziya was furious, but this time he became more careful, so he found a modest brick and threw it at the crow.
"I told you to scream and kill you!"
"Gung" ran away, and the crow ran away without being hit.
But unfortunately, the brick just hit a hornet's nest in the tree, so it buzzed, and the hornet, led by the queen bee, flew towards Jiang Ziya together. Jiang Ziya hurriedly ran back to the house, but where did he get there? He was stung by the first hornet, which made him sweat and turn in circles.
Fortunately, his 68-year-old wife arrived in time, lit a torch, drove the wasp away, and put some tung oil on him, so Jiang Ziya was better.
I don't want to stay here, but I'm free to stay here. People move to live, trees move to die, and I can't stay in Chaoge. I'd better move. Where will my gem shine?
Go to Xiqi and be a drifter. That's where my old ginger comes in!
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