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Happy 1 One sunny morning, my family was sitting on the sofa watching TV. I kept playing with the remote control while watching TV channels. Alas! Just no comics. It is so boring.

Seeing me fidgeting, my sister suggested: Let's play checkers! This proposal won the approval of our family in an instant.

The checkers game has begun.

I said, I am the youngest. I'll go first.

Mom said: ladies first! .

Sister said: Yes! Yes! Ladies first! .

Dad said: ok! We are gentlemen, so let the ladies take precedence! I thought to myself, alas, what bad luck! We are men!

To be fair, my sister and I are a group, and my parents are a group. In the first game, because my mother and I competed with each other, we pulled the bridge and blocked the road, so that my father won the first prize smoothly. Of course, my mother and I refused to admit defeat and strongly demanded another game. Besides, whoever loses the game will bark and crawl like a kitten.

Just as I was about to leave, I whispered to myself: I must unite with my sister this time.

In the second game, my sister and I were United as never before, and we played very carefully for fear of building a bridge for my father. In the end, my sister and I won the first place, and my parents won the last place.

Finally, my parents had to learn to crawl and bark like kittens, and my sister and I laughed our heads off.

Look, this is our family, a happy family.

China's culture is profound, and China has many traditional cultures, such as pasting Spring Festival couplets, cutting window grilles, and wrapping jiaozi. There are several packages of jiaozi that every household will make.

It seems simple to package jiaozi, and I don't know how difficult it is to package jiaozi without personally experiencing the whole process. On Sunday, a classmate and I came to package jiaozi. First, we bought pork, celery, dumpling skin, flour and so on from the vegetable market. After buying the materials, we started to package jiaozi. To wrap jiaozi, you have to chop the stuffing first, and put the washed celery and pork together, but it's not that simple. You should pay attention to putting more lines. You should first spread a layer of celery on the cutting board, then put the pork on the celery and chop it with a kitchen knife. Chopping the kitchen knife rhythmically on the chopping board, the colors of pork and celery gradually merged and the stuffing was chopped.

Next, it's jiaozi's turn. Take the dumpling skin, dip it in water, put some stuffing, and squeeze jiaozi. Pinch jiaozi is a craft job, but it won't beat me, a Jiangnan person. Fingers quickly slide on the dumpling skin, and in a short time, six folds are pinched out. In an instant, the dragon and phoenix danced on the dining table, and there was water in the east and powder in the west. The dining table became our "battlefield".

When the table is full of prepared jiaozi, it is a good time to cook. Fill the pot with water first. When the water boils, gently put jiaozi into the pot and add a bowl of cold water. This is the first step in cooking jiaozi. My mother told me that when cooking jiaozi, we should shovel the bottom of the pot with a spatula to prevent jiaozi from sticking to the bottom of the pot. As the spatula slid gently at the bottom of the pot, the surrounding water was pushed away, and the jiaozi fluctuated, and the boiling water in the pot bubbled regularly, and the kitchen suddenly became foggy. In this way, our second "war" is over.

Looking at the table full of jiaozi, my classmates and I have a proud sense of accomplishment.

After three hours of happiness, a small room tied us together.

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Hours later

At that time, the family was crowded into a small room. In winter, it snows outside the window. The family in the window is surrounded by a small hot pot in front of them. The white gas emitted by the hot pot is in sharp contrast with the window. When the TV is turned on, sometimes it is joy and sometimes it is laughter. Eating the hot pot made by my father is spicy in my mouth and sweet in my heart. Father said, "Xiao bought a new home appliance today." Mother said, "Today, the son of Xiao B's family came back."

We sit together, and our hearts seem to be connected by an invisible thread.

When young

Good days are always short. My parents' business is getting better and better, and I am on the right track. I also go to school. We spend less time together and talk less. Only in this way can we have time to have dinner, drink tea and chat together, but the topic has changed. Father said, "Business is good today, and we will go to stock tomorrow." Mom said, "Well, we must get rid of the leftover goods today."

Although people sit together, there seems to be a film in their hearts to tear that thin line off.

at present

My parents are getting busier and busier. My mother goes shopping outside every day. My father often goes to Shaanxi, so the family spends less time together. Sitting together, it became very cold and cheerless, everyone was silent, and there was no trace of blood in parents' eyes, thus adding a ray of sadness. We are not chatting, but quarreling together. Father said, "There is a lot of stock in the room." Mother said, "Tomorrow is a holiday, and business is good."

I feel uncomfortable sitting there. Maybe time stole my happiness!

I miss happy days. During that time, although our conditions were poor, our family huddled together and talked about everything. Our hearts are warm and intimate. Nowadays, business is booming, but family reunions are getting less and less, and family ties seem to be drifting away.

Happy days, come back!

If you choose a favorite book, your answers may be varied, so I won't go into details here. And I like many books, such as: If you give me three days of light, water margin, a dream of red mansions, insects … It may take three days and three nights to finish reading the topic, but if you ask me which one I like best? I will still answer without thinking: Historical Records.

I like Historical Records for the following three reasons: the author's background, clear content and profound truth.

Let's talk about the author's reasons first. Sima Qian, the author of Historical Records, was a famous politician in Han Dynasty. At that time, he was put into prison by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty for defending Li Ling, who surrendered to the Huns, and was put to rot. When he was desperate, he thought of Confucius and Mencius and decided to bear the burden of humiliation. He spent a whole 13 years in prison, and created this historic masterpiece-Historical Records, which is famous all over the world.

Clear content is also one of the important reasons why I like historical records. Sima Qian marked each chapter with a simple subtitle. Don't underestimate them, they are the essence of Sima Qian's wisdom. Why do you say that? This is because they classify the whole book so that people can understand it at a glance.

The book contains rich truth, which is the most important feature of my unique love for historical records. Every time he tells a more important story, Sima Qian will focus on the description, turning the words in the book into vivid pictures and showing them to readers in an unobstructed view. Sima Qian did this only for one thing, that is, to let readers know the experience of the ancients and the lessons of failure, so that readers can become more and more intelligent while understanding history.

Historical Records is famous all over the world. After listening to my introduction, do you also want to have a quick look?

Happy 5 It's March 3rd again, and kites are flying all over the sky. -inscription

"Grandma, grandma, you see, what is that? What a big bird! " A girl with two braids and only five or six years old shouted. "That's a kite." The old man with gray temples answered in a hoarse voice. "Grandma, would you do that? Can you make me one? " The girl looked at her expectantly, and the old man smiled happily. "Very good."

The old man found the material to make a kite and held the girl.

"Fine bamboo, string, cloth and needle and thread. We are leaving! " The girl hugged the old man's neck happily, and the old man made the little girl laugh. A picture of making a guzheng was presented to me.

"You have a good grasp of this line, you can't let go. As soon as you let go, the kite will fly away. " "Fly, Grandma, the kite flies ~" The kite flies, and its huge wings are like those of an angel. Butterflies and bees danced together with the blue veils, green mountains and thick makeup-decorated grass in the sky. At this time, the old man smiled on his serene face, put his hand gently on the little girl's head and stroked it gently. I can't forget a photo of flying a kite and dancing happily.

The sun shyly took off his golden clothes and put on yellow ones. The river is shining with jumping broken gold, the grass dotted with thick makeup slowly fades away, and the tile-green hillside is reflected by the sunset. The old man and the girl sat under the tree together, watching the scene that had been swallowed up by dusk. The girl suddenly sang, "It's March 3 again, and kites are flying all over the sky." Unconsciously, the girl has fallen asleep in the old man's arms. The old man looked at the girl with Zou Wen's face, took off a dress to cover the girl, and sang softly. A picture of sunset singing makes my heart drift away.

"It's March 3 again, and kites are flying all over the sky." Because of you, I have never been lonely; Because of you, I am happy every day. Time can't wash away your feelings and mine. Because of you, I have never regretted it.

Happy Lantern Festival is one of the traditional festivals in China. It has China characteristics and is very colorful.

No, the annual Lantern Festival is coming again. The streets are crowded with people, and people in the square are actively participating in solve riddles on the lanterns activities. The whole town is filled with a strong atmosphere of Lantern Festival. However, I am also very happy on this day, because every time on this day, my mother, who is very skilled, will try her best to cook jiaozi. This is nothing strange! Someone will definitely disagree, then you are all wet! Look! My mother just cooked several bowls of glutinous rice balls and was about to take them out. A few greedy eyes stared at the white and fat dumplings inside, showing infinite charm. The fragrance came in waves, and I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. Before they stabilized, we both grabbed a spoon and swallowed it like hungry ghosts. Greed caused the laughter of adults.

I took a big bite, the skin was thin and waxy, soft but not sticky, and it was delicious. As soon as I opened the skin, a mouthful of soup came out. I tasted it and it was delicious. I couldn't help taking a big bite greedily. The meat inside is fresh and unforgettable. The food bought outside is not very fresh and delicious. There are many thin fillers. They are so delicious, but only they have this delicious taste! On this day, adults like to watch the Lantern Festival when chatting after dinner. People laugh from time to time, while children whisper to each other. Everyone is immersed in this happy world, and the whole room is full of happy atmosphere.

In a quiet village, the dense bamboo forest blocks the hot sun, but in the bamboo forest, it is cool.

By a gurgling stream, there is a family with a low and small roof. There are two old people in the house. They were slightly drunk and made fun of each other in Wudi dialect.

Grandpa smiled and said, "old woman, look at you, white-haired, not as beautiful as when I married you!" " "The old woman shyly pointed to grandpa and said," No, I haven't changed much, but you, wrinkled, look old and not as handsome as before! " "

The old man asked the old woman, "Old woman, why do we live so happily now, enjoying the happiness of family and supporting our lives?" The old woman replied, "That's because we have three sons! The eldest and the second are filial, and the third is clever. " After that, the two old people looked out of the house together.

Look outside, the sun is scorching. Big brother is in the west and east under the scorching sun, weeding hard, sweating like a pig, very hardworking; The second child skillfully weaves the henhouse in the sun, and the sweat of the bean drops down, but even so, as long as the chicken can have a warm and comfortable nest, the second child laughs happily; People like the youngest son most, lying naughtily by the stream, crossing his legs and peeling the lotus. One moment I read nursery rhymes in my mouth, and the next moment I recite the three-character sutra.

The happiness of this family makes the gurgling stream next to it more cheerful.

After eight years of happiness, the speed of time passing always makes us too late to react. If you are not careful, time will pass quietly. There are many memories and past events drifting in the rivers over the years, some happy, some sad, some late and some happy.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw a bookcase full of my favorite books, including novels, cartoons, essays and jokes. I often hold a carefully selected book in my hand, open the window, feel the blowing wind and taste the interest of literature. From the book, I feel the lofty aspirations of heroes and the tenderness of girls since ancient times, and I feel happy to swim in the ocean of books.

Every time I go out, I always take my MP3 player with me. I listen to music when I am free. Some people say that music makes people crazy, but I feel it is true. Different music has different emotions and needs to be listened to attentively. Some crazy, some gentle, some strong, some sad. Music can be a kind of transcendence and liberation of the soul. I feel happy while listening to music.

Someone asked me, "Do you think the sun is happy?" I will answer "happy". Happiness is actually very simple. Happiness lies in whether I can learn to share with others. I feel happy in the process of sharing.

In my opinion, there are many ways to get happiness, maybe in a clock when you work hard, maybe in the moment when you listen to music, or in the second when you smile.

Some people say: "Life is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of eyes to find beauty." Similarly, life is not a lack of happiness, but a lack of heart to feel happy. Happiness is like a cup of ice cream. It is colorful and has various feelings. When we eat it, it will blend into our hearts, and the taste will make people feel happy.

Today, we took part in a little reporter's activity. We went for a walk in Dingshan Square in Hu Xiang.

There are four stops in this activity: Xiangling Bridge West, former site of Hu Xiang Normal University, Guan Hai Pavilion and Hainong Bridge North.

At the first stop, we went to the north of Hainong Bridge. At this stop, let's use chopsticks to clip marbles, and ask for one for each color. I quickly picked up the first, second, third, fourth and last color, but I couldn't hold it. The referee next to him said, "Forget it." Another referee quickly stamped his seal. I'm so happy, because we finally passed the first level.

Then, we walked to the second stop, the former site of Hu Xiang Normal University. When we arrived at the former site of Hu Xiang Normal University, the activity here was double jumping. My mother and I passed and closed at once, and the referee praised us for dancing well.

At the third stop, we hurried to Haiting, and when we met it, we asked to turn back and come again. I bent down and passed quickly, but my mother touched the pole and had to do it again. The second time, my mother succeeded and the referee sealed it for us. We went to the last stop, west of Xiangling Bridge.

The activity in the fourth stop refers to the pressure plate. Parents can walk back and forth with their children on their backs once, and then they can drink a glass of water after completion. My mother carried me behind my back, stepped on the fingerboard, ran as fast as she could, and soon came back. It's over. We went back to the square, stamped it, gave a plastic cup and a set of forks and spoons, took the presents and went home.

On the way home, I thought, "Today's activities are really interesting."

Happy 10 I like the Spring Festival, because as soon as it comes, our whole family will get together. Brothers and sisters who work outside will come back. Spring Festival reunion dinner, there is no delicious food on the table, no bird's nest and shark's fin, but only those rich families can see the food, and we poor families can only look forward to it for a long time. Although the dining table is ugly, it is full of our affection. The food is strong and smells good. I have never felt such a fragrance. The family had a happy reunion dinner on this humble table, talking and laughing.

After dinner, fun is indispensable. The world outside is bustling, some people visit relatives and friends, some people enjoy the streets, and all the traffic is very busy, but all this has nothing to do with us. After dinner, we turned on the TV, watched the Spring Festival Gala, and put melon seeds and some sweets on the table. The family got together, ate melon seeds, talked about the bitter year and looked forward to a beautiful year, talking and laughing at the Spring Festival Evening.

How warm, harmonious and happy this scene is! How desirable!

However, times have changed, and this beautiful scene has become my dream. Once happiness, harmony and beauty were gone in an instant. The pressure of time is always enormous. Brothers in the wall, flesh and blood meet each other without asking each other. How pathetic! This is the misfortune of a royal family. "We are born from the same root and are not in a hurry to fire each other." What's the use of making more money? Can't buy back the warm rice of the past.

That scene, lingering dream, that kind of happiness, is what we are pursuing. Maintaining our quality of "being good at the beginning of life" is a great pressure from time.

That scene is still lingering in my dream, so warm, I really don't want to wake up.

Happy 1 1 Because Jinan was occupied, Xin Qiji had to come here, and he longed to see it. There is a small village with beautiful scenery, surrounded by mountains, trees and colorful flowers everywhere. There is a stream in the village. Small fish swim in the stream all year round. In summer, the pink lotus flowers in the pond in the stream are in full bloom, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. Across the stream is a small thatched cottage. An old couple sat face to face, as if they had drunk some wine and talked intimately. Look! Their eldest son is weeding in the bean field east of the stream, with a hoe in his hand! Although he was panting and sweating, he felt indescribable joy when he saw these strong bean sprouts. The second son is on the bench, carefully knitting a chicken coop. The youngest son is lying by the stream, peeling a green lotus, and his little feet are still swinging. This is really a beautiful country picture.

One hundred years later, after the baptism of history. When people come here again, they have amazed everyone. It has become an electronic technology city. The small thatched cottage became a 100-story tall building. This stream has become the representative of this city, and it has become a beautiful scenic area. The mountain is gone, and someone has dug it up. Only the tree hasn't changed. It's still standing there for people to enjoy the cool. Of course, this family of five has long passed away, but their grandchildren and great-grandchildren still live here. Every morning, the old people do morning exercises in the park. Everyone tells jokes and has breakfast together. In the evening, the family of three took a walk together. Still the happy scene.

Harmony is always in people's hearts, whether it is to change their lives or ... It has only one belief, and harmony makes our lives better.

Happy 12 today, our school organized social practice activities, and we all brought mobile phones and big bags of snacks. Location of this activity: Shuangfeng Farmhouse, Confucius Temple and beautiful Shaxi Rose Garden. Early in the morning, the headmaster called us together and told us the significance of this activity and related matters needing attention. Line up and count the numbers. We set off excitedly.

The first stop-a farmhouse where you can experience the fun of cooking. Let's go to our teams' stoves to prepare lunch. There are many dishes on the table: potatoes, mushrooms, cauliflower, eggplant ... We have a clear division of labor: girls, washing and cutting vegetables, boys, cooking with a fire, and classmates from other classes will come to help us from time to time. It's really enjoyable, and it's very rare and meaningful.

The second stop-Confucius Temple, where many learned celebrities used to teach, we read some poems aloud. After reading the above, the teacher will draw the code, and there will be prizes for answering the questions correctly.

The third stop-I think it is the most interesting place, Shaxi Rose Garden. There are countless flowers there, and we went on a treasure hunt in this beautiful holy place-looking for a note! Several prizes will be written on the note. With the note, you can go to the tour guide to exchange gifts. I met my companion in the maze, and I asked her, "Did you find it? He told me in a very heavy language that no, then we haven't found it for so long, then let's play together! " Finally, we didn't find it, and in the last link-tug of war! We won the first game, and then we played against Class Two. We tried our best, but we still couldn't beat them. In the end, we lost, but we were not depressed. We won the class and held high the prizes. We all envy it.

The photos taken in front of the rose garden have tied up this short and meaningful day trip!

Happy autumn wind (13), like a gentle girl, brings cool breeze. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and thousands of families want to reunite with their families on the full moon night.

Early in the morning, my parents and I went to the market to buy lanterns. There are many lanterns in the market, just like a treasure house dedicated to putting lanterns. There is a sea of people here. Some people are carefully choosing lanterns, looking around. Some people are afraid to miss some beautiful and exquisite lanterns with their eyes wide open, and some people can't put it down for a small and exquisite lantern I was also dazzled, and finally made up my mind to buy a lifelike round lantern. This lantern seems to be talking to me: "Master, master, you have a good eye. I am the most beautiful lantern in this shop! " "

When I got home at night, my parents and I sat on the balcony enjoying the moon. I looked up at the sky. The full moon is like a bright eye. It is like a white moon plate. Thousands of bright moonlight poured on the earth, like running water, adding a little luster to the night. I suddenly thought of a poem written by Zhang: "There is no dust on the river, and the moon is empty." This scene is really beautiful.

After a while, mom and dad went into the kitchen and took out moon cakes. I began to taste moon cakes. I saw the intact and shiny baby moon cakes. I really can't bear to be moved. I can see that mom and dad are eating with relish, and I can't wait to pick it up and eat it. I saw that they were big and thin, took a bite and turned into a crescent shape. The moon cakes are soft and delicious, which makes me unforgettable.

Our family of three sat together, enjoying the moon while eating. The food on the table is very rich, and the family is happy and happy. We talked and laughed, and the laughter on our faces surrounded every corner. The sound was beautiful, as if playing a harmonious symphony.

Happy 14 unforgettable Spring Festival Gala that year.

"get ready! Run! " The year of the tiger has been running ahead of the year of the rabbit, but the year of the rabbit has not shown weakness, and it will catch up soon! When the Year of the Rabbit and the Year of the Tiger won the first place, I couldn't sit still. I quickly turned on the TV and watched 20xx "Tiger and Rabbit Win the First Place"! I like magic. Mom, dad and other elders are not so excited when they see a magic trick, but when they see a magic trick, they talk about it one after another. Goldfish swim exactly along the route drawn by the magician. "Dogs can train, but goldfish can't. How did he do it? " Dad asked, I nodded, and my mother went on to say, "Yes, yes, you see, they didn't swim over." It's amazing! " When I watch TV again, the fish still swim like that, and none of them swim anywhere else. Grandpa said jokingly, "I know!" " He is my apprentice. ""Ha ha ha ha ... Grandpa, perform one. " I laughed. Grandpa said, "No, keep a low profile!" "Ha ha ha ha ..."

What I like is another magic trick about fish. The fish in the picture actually moved and swam into the aquarium. "wow! Too awesome! " I exclaimed. "Yes, yes, it's amazing." Grandma also spoke. My eyes narrowed into a line, I looked at my grandfather and said cheekily, "Grandpa, did you teach this, too?" "This? Oh, I told him to learn by himself. " Uncle's eyes narrowed into a line. "Ha ha ha ha ..." We laughed again. At this point, I also have a question mark in my heart. I also watched the next program with this string of question marks. When can these question marks be removed?

On New Year's Eve, we all spent our time in laughter, discussion and 100 1 question mark.

15 There is a wooded sidewalk next to the bus stop at Gui Hu intersection. In summer, there is a herbal tea supply point here, which seems to be spontaneously organized by people, just like the Red Sun Pavilion near the bridge. Although the equipment is simple, it is a paradise for many old people and leisure people.

Grandma and I came here to drink herbal tea. I saw an old lady carrying a thermos bottle to pick up herbal tea. She said, "It's really hot today. My grandson is clamoring for herbal tea, sorry to bother you again. " An old man fanned his fan and said discontentedly, "It's not good to spoil them like this." Someone came to the topic, "Don't you know that her grandson is only six years old?" Everyone laughed from ear to ear: "Really, a six-year-old child can't even speak neatly, how dare he come out to get herbal tea?" Of course, the old man is also embarrassed and Gherardini.

At this time, a high-end car stopped and a middle-aged man wearing a famous short-sleeved shirt got off. He bowed in front of the old people, then picked up a cup of herbal tea and took a long drink. "Poof-",a hot herbal tea gushed from the mouth of the middle-aged man. "It's hot ... it's hot!" I immediately laughed at the side. An old woman choked back a smile and kindly advised, "Young man, you are in a hurry. Don't try the water temperature when drinking hot things. You know, you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient. No, hot herbal tea cannot be drunk! " The middle-aged man also smiled. Suddenly, a head leaned out of the window. "Boss, we're going to be late!" "Middle-aged people just return to absolute being, with exaggerated steps ran back to the car, followed by bursts of laughter.

In the hot summer, under the shade of trees, people really enjoy drinking free herbal tea, chatting about interesting topics and watching funny things.