Tell a joke told by a condor hero

It is said that Jin Yong cried after reading it.

Hello, my name is Yang Guo, and my original name is Yang.

Because a sheep happened to pass by when my mother gave birth to me.

At first everyone told me to be quiet.

After becoming famous, I began to wander the rivers and lakes. Because I'm from Guangdong, everyone calls me Yue Jing.

Has been listening to uncomfortable, then simply changed its name to Yang Guo.

I haven't seen my parents since I was born.

When I was eight years old, a man named "Bald Eagle Blind" took me in.

He is Guo Jing.

Guo Jing is blind, so blind that he can't see at all. Neighbors call him big blind.

The blind man has a unique skill, that is carving.

The cow he carved never looked like a man, and the rabbit he carved never looked like a wolf, so people in the Jianghu called him: the vulture was blind.

Guo Jing's wife is crazy. She sang to everyone: "I'm not Rong ...".

Actually, she is Huang Rong.

Neighbors affectionately called her behind her back: bitch.

So when I became famous, people in the Jianghu gave us three nicknames: First Base and Two Carvings.

Guo Jing's eldest daughter is Guo He.

The youngest daughter is surnamed Guo. Fortunately, her name is not Guo Fu, but Guo Xiang.

A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise!

Guo Fu's original name is not Guo Fu, but Guo Furong.

I often call her Sister Furong behind her back.

She was so angry when she learned that she took my left hand off.

Her mother was even angrier when she found out.

Because she happened not to be crazy today.

I just happened to stumble upon the word "Rong" in my daughter's name.

So Guo Furong can only be called Guo Fu.

Guo Xiang has been naughty since he was a child.

So they are often sent by Guo Jing to drive geese.

Goose often get lost because of poor memory and forgetfulness.

I also gave her a nickname: Goose has no little sister.

A few decades later, Guo Xiang became a school of its own, which was famous all over the world: Goose without School.

Guo Xiang's grandfather is the same as Huang Rong's: his surname is Huang.

A famous pharmacist, whom we all call Huang.

Huang Wenzhang writes very well and is a famous writer in the Jianghu.

Because he lives in the Peach Blossom Island in the East China Sea, people in the Jianghu call him "Yellow in the East".

He once wrote a famous sentence: Peach Blossom Pond is better than thousands of feet, not as good as Wang Han.

Therefore, Huang and Wang Han have a profound friendship!

He is also very environmentally friendly and loves peach blossoms on the island. He also wrote the following poems:

Outside the Peach Blossom Temple, there are nuns in the Peach Blossom Temple;

A nun and a monk are the same. You are bald and so am I.

Huang is really a genius!

Even Wei Hui was full of praise: Good poem! It's too wet. Okay! Wet!

Huang is also a very emotional person. His wife died young and he never got married.

The autobiography "Eyes Full of Peach Blossoms" is a description of his love with his wife for more than ten years.

Second adoptive father

When I was twelve years old, I met my adoptive father Ouyang Feng.

Is Ouyang crazy? He is a semi-mute.

Because at the age of thirty, he accidentally caught a virus called "tearing bacteria".

Since then, I have often lost my voice.

Every time I get sick, besides being speechless, my throat hurts badly and I need heroin to relieve the pain.

Therefore, there is also a nickname in the rivers and lakes: drug abuse Ouyang crazy.

Sanhuashan

Huashan is a mountain.

It is also a famous tourist attraction.

Because there are many countries in Huashan that protect wild animals-sika deer.

Huashan Mountain is also famous, so it must be very high, even higher than Gaolaozhuang.

So sika deer must jump around the mountain to form a unique landscape.

Therefore, there are: since ancient times, Huashan has jumped into the deer.

One day decades ago.

Sunny, no rain.

There are two white clouds floating in the blue sky of Wan Li.

Huashan is very lively.

Because Huang came, my adoptive father, the drug addict Ou Feng, even came.

Hong Qi is a beggar leader.

That's what people call beggars among beggars.

Legend in Jianghu: He is at least one beggar and five beggars.

They are all here to attend the Huashan Social Forum.

According to the report, the theme of this forum is:

On the profound influence of China people's meanness on the orbit of Harley-Davidson satellite.

Therefore, it is also called "Huashan on meanness".

Sihuashan on meanness

Mean first day.

Clear and cloudless.

Many leaders took the stage to speak.

Many people in the audience are confused and sleepy.

It is estimated that the leaders don't quite understand what the manuscript in hand is about. ……

The meeting is finally over, and everyone is very happy.

The next day, it was still sunny.

There are also many leaders and well-known scholars who have made many long speeches.

Basically, it's all about bragging, and it's generally about pulling the breeze.

JiHong gas however, came to power to lambaste:

Don't think you are very cultured. You think you are all great, don't you? Have the ability to read this poem I wrote casually:

Only when I am in it can I do it.

Many writers, leaders, writers and pseudo-writers who claim to be very literate are speechless.

The third day was sunny, and it was very annoying.

Of course, meetings are more annoying than the weather.

Halfway through, I suddenly met an aunt, a farmer who lives at the foot of Huashan Mountain.

Aunt is very angry today, because her half bucket of pig manure is missing, and she suspects that people here stole it.

She complained bitterly: if you can't do it, write an article well, maybe you can mix a good writer or something. Why did the scholar steal my pig manure? What a pity! ……

Everyone said nothing, and the press conference ended in depression.

On the fourth day, it was still sunny.

The weather bureau said, please, can it be cloudy?

We have been forecasting cloudy days for a month.

If there is no level, I'm afraid even those ignorant audiences will abandon us.

So god had to give a second face and began to turn cloudy at noon.

It is not only cloudy, but also dark, with lightning and thunder.

Everything in the movie will happen in this weather.

A great event happened at today's meeting.

Leaders are deeply shut up, only Hong Qi them a few noisy fierce.

Because everyone wants to win the best contribution award of the year, the winner of the second year must be the super girl judge.

Huang said: I am a famous writer. Who am I afraid of?

Ouyang said crazily: Ah … I … I … I …

In fact, he is dumb and can't talk.

Hong Qi was very angry. Without saying anything, he picked up a teacup cover and threw it at them.

Ouyang Crazy and Huang suddenly fell to the ground.

The ambulance came and the meeting ended hastily.

Summarize the theme of the meeting: there is no theme, basically the same as before.

Hong Qi became famous at once because he smashed two masters with a cup lid. Everyone calls him Hong Qigong.

After Huashan discussed the sword, a saying began to spread in the rivers and lakes: drug abuse is difficult to hit the cup.

Five studies

I studied sculpture at Guo Jing's home, and my adoptive father also taught me a lot of martial arts.

The teacher said that learning is a very complicated matter, which can't be explained clearly in a few words.

So please watch the sixth episode "Graduation".

Six graduation

Time is up.

I should graduate, too.

Seven dropped out of school.

That day, Guo Jing was generous for the first time.

Give me a donkey.

Donkeys, like Guo Jing, are blind. I'll call him a blind donkey.

It is said that this donkey is very famous and originated in Guizhou. Liu Zongyuan rode it.

Although I am a blind donkey, I am very happy, because after all, I have also been touched by great writers.

So I said goodbye to everyone and rode a donkey to wander the rivers and lakes.

After becoming famous, Jianghu friends gave me a nickname:

God carved a blind donkey!

A joke told by a hero