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Plan a sketch to arouse people's awareness of environmental protection

Sketch script "Flowers, Birds, Fish and Insects of the Goddess of Pork" (first draft)

Character: Zhu (female, young, pure. Nickname: Pork Goddess: Butcher)

Flowers in a bottle (colored roses (sh m: i)),

Caged bird (love birds who can't fly out of the cage),

Fish in the pot (japanese koi, envious of his peers on the doors and windows, eager to stay in a glass fish tank),

The bug in the jar (a turquoise, pot-bellied slug that knows that it has a life span of 100 days and can survive the winter).

Location: Cai Xia's home time: one night.

Bug: Oh, hey! Guys, it's time to get up. We have slept all day, so it's time to exercise.

Hua: I'm afraid to hear you say you want to exercise. My two withered leaves can't resist your two big teeth.

Fish: Forget it, forget about others. Your two dead branches and leaf springs fell into my fish tank. The goddess of pork gives you color (sh m: i) once a day, but she doesn't necessarily change my water every three days. Soon, I will have to poison your leaves with blue ink!

Bug: That's right! What do you think are your two leaves? Soaked in blue ink every day, it has long been polluted! Even people don't eat Sichuan style stew pork, let alone a bug like me!

Bird: (sleepy) Who is so annoyed? Noisy at midnight! You want me to stop eating meat, just say so!

Fish: I said fat bird, you can't say that. As a Buddhist, you will be offended if you get angry. Even if he is not afraid of breaking the rules, misunderstanding the good intentions of the bug will make him sad. A bug eats Xiaohong's polluted leaves, which is the second pollution. If you don't control eating, it is the third pollution. If it is serious, you will get food poisoning. Even if your resistance is strong, you will inevitably have diarrhea. When the time comes, you should call every day instead of calling the ground, which is invalid. ...

Bird: Shit! I took you there!

Bug: big brother! Are you helping me? Brother Fat Bird, let me ask you, where is my hometown? Our home is 800 miles away in Shaanxi! Look at me, I'm a real wild slug. Aren't you afraid to eat some wild animals?

Fish: There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. Anyway, you won't live for a hundred days, and it's also a good thing to help others.

Bug: Are you talking about fish? I help others, who will help me! I will live for a hundred days, and I will help myself once! Alas ~ life is so short, I am bitter ~ ~ ~ ah!

Flower: Bitter? What's to complain about? You got it? As soon as I close my eyes and kick my legs, nothing is left and my troubles are gone. This is bitter? This is called liberation. Look at me. Look at me. Alas ..... (rhyme) Xiaohua I/home ~ used to live next door to/pork shop ~, and my body/is perfect/life is endless ~, but that/pork goddess/she is rude/breaks me/soaks me in this/blue ink. From then on, my hair was dyed, and people who didn't know me called me "blue witch", but I didn't know that I was actually a "white" and "chicken"! (Mahjong) I can't spend flowers and plants now. It's so bitter!

Bug: Aren't you a rose? And witches, I'm still very popular ...

Bird: hey ~! My/my family lives in the south of Cai Yun. ...

All right, you!

Bug: Why do you do this?

Bird: Do you know what bird I am?

Hua: You're not dyed, are you?

Fish: Xiaohong! Don't talk nonsense. New Guinea penguins are born this color.

Bird: (in a trance) Legend has it that there is a kind of bird that lives only for each other. They are inseparable. If one of them dies, the other will die alone. I am a legendary bird. My bird is called Acacia.

Bug: (sarcastically) Do we still have a sister-in-law?

Bird: (Ignore him and continue to talk to himself) When the goddess of pork bought us back, we had already spent a quarter of our lives in a cage. She loves to laugh, and she laughs euphemistically. She smiles really beautifully, even though we are in a cage. Actually, if you ask me, there is nothing wrong with living in a cage. Millet tastes as delicious as a meat worm. But she refused! One day we will fly out and fly out together. I said nothing, because happy moments are always so far away. In this way, we wait and wait, waiting for that moment that makes us happy. Every morning, the goddess of pork will fill the tank with fresh millet, and the water in the tank will be updated. In return, I will sing a song for her. She likes listening to me sing. She called my singing the beginning of dawn.

Bug: Dawn? Which dawn?

Fish: Ouch! That's the tall, thin, tall dawn!

Hua: Actually, I like it.

Bird: It rained heavily that day. The wind broke the window I forgot to close, and the goddess of pork heard the sound and ran over. In a panic, she knocked over the cage, and the iron gate of the cage was opened at that moment! She rushed out of the cage like an arrow. In the rain, she sings! Call! That laughter is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard. She looked so beautiful at that time, I was shocked and confused, and forgot that I wanted to fly out like her! Fly out with her. She landed gently on the treetop and turned around with a smile. ...

Hua: You are the dumbest bird in the world.

Bird: Legend has it that there is a kind of bird that lives only for each other. They are inseparable. If one of them dies, the other will die alone. I am a legendary bird. My bird is called Acacia. (singing): I know the pain of acacia ... who has my pain!

Fish: Someone understands your pain. My suffering is just my own experience! I'm koi fish japanese koi! My hometown is overseas, but I was born in such a small porcelain basin! Look at the glass fish tank on the opposite windowsill, crystal clear in the sun! My dream is pinned on that crystal clear glass fish tank. If my dream comes true, the brocade on my back will dye the sunrise on the horizon red! My suffering is full of beautiful thoughts! My suffering is as dazzling as gold!

Flower: I am a flower, a flower in a bottle. A white flower, but I have no right to choose my own color. My pain is a helpless sigh!

Bird: I am a bird, a bird in a cage. I can't make a sound, my pain is a silent sigh!

Fish: I am a fish, a fish in a pot. Colorful life, I can only dream in this porcelain basin. My pain is a sigh of regret!

Bug: You are bitter because you are still alive! When I was born, I faced that I was going to die. I only have a hundred days to live. One hundred days! I am a bug, a bug in a jar. I lost everything before I thought about what I wanted! My pain is a sad sigh!

We envy people and we envy human society. You are the master of all beings, and you have created the civilization of the world. We envy people, and we envy our master, the goddess of pork. In our world, she is in charge of everything. She can satisfy our wishes, and she can decide our destiny. But, she, she is as unhappy as we are, in the middle of the night as we are. ...

Flower: Helpless.

Bird: Silence.

Fish: Unfortunately.

Bug: Sorry.

All: sigh! Alas! Alas! Alas! Alas! Alas! ……

Pork Goddess: My name is Zhu, and my name is Zhu. I am a butcher, so people call me the goddess of pork. I stayed in this city for two summers and winters. I looked out at my hometown and couldn't see my elderly parents. I have a flower, a bird, a tail fish and a bug. I don't deserve them, because I want them to be as lonely as me. I need comfort. I seek comfort from my flowers, birds, fish and insects. On them, I seem to see the green mountains and green waters that once belonged to me. On them, I seem to feel the birds and flowers that once belonged to me. ...

Flowers: green mountains and green waters ...

Bird: green mountains and green waters ...

Fish: Birds sing and flowers are fragrant. ...

Insects: Birds sing and flowers smell sweet. ...

Flowers: green mountains and green waters ...

Birds: Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. ...

Fish: green mountains and green waters ...

Insects: Birds sing and flowers smell sweet. ...

Hua: There are many tall buildings. ...

Bird: green mountains and green waters ...

Fish: There are many tall buildings here. ...

Insects: Birds sing and flowers smell sweet. ...

Crowd: Tall buildings ... Tall buildings ... Tall buildings ... Tall buildings. ...

(finally)

Environmental protection sketch

aside

Now, with the improvement of people's living standards and the rapid development of industry, people's destruction and pollution to the earth are becoming more and more serious. Next, let's look at some scenes in daily life!

Scene 1: On the street

Passerby A said as he walked (in front of the platform), "Now the pollution is getting more and more serious. It's already so hot in April (pretending to look up at the sun). " After drinking the last cup, I threw it away and left.

-Scene 2: In the forest

Farmer B (looking first, then seeing a tree) said, "Wow (surprise), this tree is at least thousands of years old. If you cut it down and sell it, you will get rich. " After that, I picked up the axe (broom) and began to chop (chop three times and leave).

Scene 3: In the general manager's office of a factory.

Secretary C gave the manager a statement (paper) and said, "Manager, this is the budget for sewage treatment this month." Manager Ding (looking at the paper) said: "700 thousand, really, it costs so much to treat sewage, just discharge it directly into the sea!" "Secretary (speaking quietly and slowly):" That's not good! The manager (stands up and says): "What does it matter? People don't know, ghosts don't know, you are so timid, how can you take over my job in the future? "(Exit) Secretary:" Alas! " (exit)

In this way, by 2046, the earth's surface has been covered with a lot of garbage, forests have almost disappeared, seawater has become turbid, and even the climate has deteriorated. Once, a huge tornado set off from Mexico and headed for new york, USA. A lot of surface garbage was rolled up on the way. Although the tornado weakened and disappeared in new york before it reached new york, it still had a great impact on new york, especially the Statue of Liberty.

Please look (finger): The Statue of Liberty was so beautiful and solemn before the disaster, but after the disaster? ...

(The four people who just walked off the stage each threw two plastic bottles at their side. Lv Rui pretended to be hit and fell, revealing a bandaged arm under the podium, and then stood up. )

Students, do you want your descendants to live on this earth? If not, protect our environment from now on.

Environmental protection drama script

Act I: On the street

Props: green sticker (×2), tricycle, wand, bottle, recycling basket, street poster.

Character: Santa Claus (wearing Christmas clothes); Passerby A, Passerby B (carrying a schoolbag and wearing a school uniform); Arrange or collect stage props when the curtain is raised.

(Scene: Street) (Christmas music starts)

Saint: Christmas is coming. I should go to my constituency to see everyone's performance this year. If you behave well, you can give him a present at Christmas. If you don't behave well, you should teach him a lesson with my wand.

Of course, the necessary equipment is indispensable before inspection. As the saying goes, "If you want to do a good job, you must sharpen your tools first." Don't underestimate my wand. As long as the light on it is on, I will be invisible. Gently, time will be suspended. If you turn around like this, hey hey! The person I ordered doesn't feel well.

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