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Selected animal jokes
At this time of year, I ask the manager for leave, but the manager says no. Xiao Ming is very unhappy about this.
A colleague saw Xiao Ming unhappy and comforted him, saying, "Think about Big Wolf, what are our sufferings now?"
2. Keitaro likes fishing at ordinary times.
On this day, it picked up the fishing rod stolen from Yangcun and went to the strange lake.
Who knows, one shot down, caught a turtle.
As soon as the bastard landed, he asked, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Grey taro smiled and said, "Fishing!"
"That's wrong," asked the tortoise. "Do you fish?"
Grey taro said with a smile, "Why, I can't catch turtles when fishing?"
Who knows, the tortoise just took a bite.
"What are you doing?" Shirtaro asked reluctantly.
The tortoise smiled and said, "Eat the fish."
Grey taro cursed: "you bastard, eat fish if you eat fish." What do you bite? "
The tortoise smiled and said, "Why, I can't eat meat when I eat fish?"
3. Wife: I think I'm tired. I am really tired. I want to have a rest. This may take a long time.
You may think that I have never succeeded, but I am a failed wolf.
But can I refute it? Just this once, it won't happen again, really.
I made it. I married you.
4. According to the statistics of The Complete Works of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Big Wolf, Big Big Wolf was smashed by a pot for 9544 times, teased by Pleasant Goat for 2347 times, chased by piranha for 769 times, electrocuted 1755 times, tried to catch sheep for 2788 times, and ran around 19658 times, with footprints all over the place. . . What does it live on?
5. I am a sweet and sour fish roaming freely in the sea, and you are the spicy wing root flying freely in the sky. In the afternoon, you flew to the surface of the water and asked me, "Who is more suitable for eating, you or me?"
6. The hunter aimed at the fox and fired a shot, resulting in his own death. The fox said, hey, I'm a reflective fox.
7. A fox saw a rabbit running desperately on the grassland, so he stopped it and asked what was going on.
The rabbit gasped and said, "King Tiger has ordered all the rams to be killed. None left. "
The fox thought, "You are not a ram. Why did you run? "
The rabbit stroked his long ears and sighed, saying, are there still fewer people who died unjustly these days? "
8. When the dog saw the rattlesnake, he rushed to lick its head. The snake was directly shocked by the enthusiasm, and three questions hit its soul directly: What does this product want? Why does it secretly love me? Should I kill it?
At the same time, three thoughts are stirring in the dog's mind: what a big piece of shit! Why is it tasteless? Is it still moving?
9. The daughter firmly said to her mother, "Mom, no matter how much you and dad object, I still can't forget him. I only have eyes for him. I will never marry him in my life! "
Mother sighed and exhorted, "Daughter, how can I tell you to understand?" . Silly boy, we are rats, not rats, you know? "
10. Mr. Ant fell in love with Miss Elephant. Miss elephant has been in a good mood all day. Ants are not satisfied. He said to the elephant, you see, other people's girlfriends are so delicate that they cry for their boyfriends from time to time. Why do you never cry? Don't you care about me?
Miss elephant was so wronged that she couldn't help shedding a tear, and then. . . Then Mr. Ant was drowned. . .
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