Humorous jokes about school homework

In the morning, the mother woke up her son; "Get up, son, it's time for school!"

The son said; "Mom, I don't want to go."

Mom said; "Give two reasons why you won't go."

The son answered; "One is that the children there don't like me, and the other is that the teacher hates me."

Mom: "that can't be the reason why you don't go to school."

The son said; "Then give me two reasons why I should go."

Mom said; "One is that you are 52 years old, and the other is that you are the principal of the school."