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The north side of the community where my family lives is a high wall. On the east side, there are two large iron doors next to the north wall, which are fire escapes. Dongdaemun. To the south of Dongdaemun is: a connected store with two small convenience stores, a guest house, a barber shop, and a pharmacy. An elbow bend to the south, there is a large hotel called Xiaoyuzhou. To the west is a large supermarket. To the north of the large supermarket is the door of the underground garage. Next to the door of the garage is the west door for people and cars to travel. It is very convenient for owners in the community to come in and out or buy groceries! In particular: the small square in front of my building is a valuable treasure! Below the surface is an underground garage, and above the surface is a small square and a small garden! The small square and garden are 20 meters from north to south and 30 meters from east to west, covering an area of ??600 square meters, which is not a large area. But there is a square above, fitness equipment, and lawns. There are two benches in each of the four directions of the square: east, west, south, and north. The benches are enough for the elderly, adults, and children in the community to rest and play. There are young trees in their prime behind each bench! There are elms, poplars, willows, and two or three toon trees. I heard someone say: This chun tree is hollow, and the snake-skin-wrapped tube under the erhu is made of chun wood. It makes a nice sound when pulled! After the children are on vacation and kindergarten is out, this place is even more lively! Some of the children are roller skating, some are riding scooters, the older ones are riding scooters, the younger ones are riding bikes with training wheels, and some are shooting a ball! Jump rope! something. What about adults? Some are looking after the children, some are enjoying the shade, and some are chatting. Adults with limited mobility cannot leave here. They stay there almost all day long and never go home until they have meals and sleep! I don’t know what’s wrong now? There are many more people using sticks and wheelchairs than in the past. Despite this, people are still full of confidence and hope in life! Enjoying the beautiful parts of life...!

? Yanfentun, this name is very familiar to us and is no stranger to it. Some elderly people, in order to show that they are educated and experienced, tell the children about history and say: The predecessor of Yanfentun was called Yasufen, and after the name was changed, it was called Yanfentun. In fact, this is not the case. The real history is like this. A prince of the Qing Dynasty was responsible for the management here and planted a large area of ??colorful powder, specially supplied to the beauties in the harem to wipe their faces! Wipe your lips or something. In today's terms, it is the raw material of cosmetics, hence the name: Yanfentun! Yanfentun is not a big place, nor does it have a large population! But it's more complicated, there are some in Shandong, Hebei, Liaonan, Liaoxi, etc. How did they form? After the founding of New China, the working people were liberated! Free! They all want to go to a big city and find a job to earn cash. What about looking for errands at that time? When looking for a job now, there are no academic requirements, as long as someone recommends you. What about recommendation? This is the introduction now. As long as someone introduces you, you can go to work in the factory! Yanfentun has the Shenyang-Beijing Railway to the south, the road from Shenyang to Liaozhong County to the north, the gliding airport to the east and west, and the railway transportation line from Shenyang to Haicheng, Yingkou, Dashiqiao and Dalian to the east of the airport. . To the west is the Shuangxishe vegetable garden. There were also vegetable fields south of the Shen-Jing line. At that time, they were not called villages or townships, but production teams and communes. To the south of the Shen-Jing Line are: Wangjiahezi, Dabao, Shandongbao, Zhaijia and other brigades. Yanfentun is almost all small bungalows. When you wake up in the morning, the small chimneys on each house are emitting thick yellow smoke. They seem to be competing to see who can rise higher! At that time, all the toilets in the side toilets were dry toilets. There was often a queue to go to the side toilets in the morning. I couldn’t hold it in when I got there. Look at that man, bending over and hugging his body, and kept wandering around. It was so uncomfortable! The roads in Yanfentun are basically dirt roads.

We are returning to the Little Man Bookstore. On the north side of the road next to the bookstore, we walk west and pass the homes of Zheng Yuqin, Zhang Laizhen, and Zhao Qiliang. Then there is a small ridge to the west. Walk more than 100 meters west of the ridge. To the north is: Zhuang The third car team of Royal Transport Company. Walk 60 meters south from Little Man Bookstore to the intersection. On the southwest corner opposite the street intersection, we can see an eye-catching sign with the word "pancake" written on it. The male owner has big eyes and is a bit on tiptoe. The eldest child is called Big Donkey, and the second child is called Er Donkey. Why are they called like that? Listen to what the adults say: It’s easier to make a living by calling it this way…! \

Hi! The topography and landforms of Yanfen are difficult to introduce to readers. There is no straight street from north to south; no road from east to west at a glance. Most of them are half-way, some turn left and right, some turn sideways, and there are many small alleys! It's like a maze, so when you first enter Yanfentun, you must be confused! We were walking down from Yanfen Police Station. The gate of Yanfen Police Station faces east and is connected to Yanfen Elementary School on the street leading to Shenliao Middle Road. Diagonally across from the police station, there is an east-west road that leads directly to the Little Man Bookstore. The Little Man Bookstore crosses the street to the east and makes a small turn to the north, 200 meters east, to the home of Gao Fengyan, a primary school classmate. We are returning to the police station. On the north side of the road opposite the police station is the third vehicle team of Zhuangyu Transportation Company. Going north is Di Sanliang Store, and going north is the west wall of the small tractor factory. In front of the police station is the dormitory of the steel rolling mill. Elementary school classmates Fei Hanzheng, Zhang Tie, and Zhang Changde all lived there. There are six or two roads on the north side of the police station: one is the east-west half road; the other is the road from Xie Mo Shen Zi Ben running northwest to Shen Liao Road. People from Yanfentun can take this road when going to South Station. Just past Shenliao Road is the Machinery Manufacturing School. The school's gate faces Xingshun to the north. People call it No. 13 Road, but there is a bus station right next to it. The sign actually says: No. 7. I think it might be No. 13. They line up from Jianshe Road to the south, hence the name, because some of the ten horses heading south lack the 11th and 12th roads, and they are all occupied by public places! We are returning to this road of ginseng seeds, walking from southeast to northwest. The path on the left is: the home of middle school classmates Jiang Zuolin, Chen Shouzhong, and Chen Zuoxue from Class 37. We were walking west from the road in front of Yanfen Primary School. On the right hand side, Yanfen Primary School was connected to the west, selling groceries and so on. The doors at the east and west ends opened to the south. There is a second door to the west of the long house. The second door sells daily necessities and the like. There is another street to the west. This street goes north and leads directly to Shenliao Road. About 200 meters away from Shenliao Road, our middle school classmates Liu Xiaojun and Yin Zhiwen lived there on the east side of the street; on the west side of the street, there was a non-staple food shop with a door facing east. At that time, it was called Dayaohe. society! My middle school classmate Li Fushuo lives nearby. To the west from the southern end of Dayao Heshe, next to it is a Guanghui store. What does Guanghui Store sell? There are towels, handkerchiefs, teapots, kettles, shoelaces, insoles, rubber shoes, needles, thread and more! Middle school classmate Wang Zhongqiang lives to the north of Guanghui Store, and the door of Guanghui Store opens to the south. The terrain and appearance of Yanfentun are roughly like this. In addition to bus No. 13 and No. 7, Yanfentun is located on Bigong Street on the west side of Labor Park. There is a tram over there. People at that time called it: motorcycle electric. There are two trams on it. The big braid has a small pulley on one end of the braid. Every time we arrive at the terminal, the conductor gets off the car and pulls the long rope tied to the big braid to adjust the correct direction of the braid when the motorcycle is running...!

We were born in New China and grew up under the red flag. Let’s start from the 1950s: the sunshine of the Party shines on us and Mao Zedong Thought guides us.

Even though we live in a simple way and wear ordinary clothes, we eat only original food and vegetables! People's mental outlook is very uplifting and very impressive! For example: The song sung in society is: Socialism is good, socialism is good, the people of socialist countries have a high status, the reactionaries have been defeated, and imperialism has run away with its tail between its legs! The song of the primary school students is: We are the successors of communism, inherit the glorious tradition of our revolutionary ancestors, love the motherland and the people, with bright red scarves flying on our chests! The target slogan for primary school students is: study hard and make progress every day! At that time, both adults and children had a spirit to work hard and contribute to the construction of socialism! I remember that at the sports meeting in 1964, I won prizes for all three of my articles: "Serving the People," "The Foolish Old Man Moved the Mountains," and "In Memory of Bethune." People at that time were full of energy and worked very energetically. . The boys in our Yanfentun are all passionate, strong and enthusiastic; they are all wild, very spirited, and disobedient; the girls are all very fierce, have soul power, and are not afraid of any difficulties! When the boys from Yanfentun serve as soldiers, they must be at the forefront and be invincible! If a girl finds a boy from Yanfentun as a lifelong partner, she has won a gold medal! If a boy finds a girl from Yanfentun as a lifelong partner, he will get a treasure! If a boy and a girl in Yanfentun choose each other to be lifelong partners, they will be a pair of treasures! The children in Yanfentun especially love old activities: in school, they are very active and outstanding in wiping blackboards, wiping desks, wiping chairs, wiping glass, sweeping the floor, and lighting the stove in winter! The boys play and cuddle together, and the children outside the village all know that the children of Yanfentun are not to be offended...

Morning language: Wake up from a deep sleep at five o'clock, lightning reflects on the curtains, and thunder rumbles There was a loud noise, and it was raining heavily in Shencheng. The autumn rain refreshes the bustling city and the earth; the autumn rain refreshes people's thinking. No one knows when the rain will stop. No one knows how long the road of life will take? Some people say that we are all old, but our childlike innocence remains; some say that our faces have many folds and wrinkles, but we always reminisce about our youth; some say that our hair is all white. , but we are still enthusiastic and weave life seamlessly! The party is coming again, everyone hangs up the tree to welcome the party! The sunset is so beautiful! The sunset is so colorful! We are so mature at sunset! Only at this age can we eradicate: false, ugly, and evil, and promote: truth, goodness, and beauty! We are all mortals, no one can make mistakes, but we all have no complaints! No one will blame me! Everyone is also concerned about me...!

The autumn wind is cool and the fallen leaves are yellow.

The autumn wind is cool and the fallen leaves are yellow.

After the introduction of Yanfentun, some readers gave feedback: the road was not explained clearly, and only one thing was mentioned about the two things that caused a sensation in Yanfentun. Before writing the article, let me briefly add to the above: Entering Yanfentun from Shenliao Road, there are three entrances to the main road and one entrance to the Xiemo Shen trail. Daodaokou: Xinghua Street crosses Shenliao Road, one to the south; Shenliao Road goes to the south, one to the west of the small tractor factory; Jingxing Street crosses Shenliao Road diagonally, one to the south. Another thing that caused a sensation in Yanfentun was that two or three children smashed a rusty cannonball they picked up not far from the railway line entering the gliding airport, intending to sell copper or iron. Unexpectedly, happened. There was a loud noise and the small cannonball exploded! On the spot, a child surnamed Cai was blown away and died. A child surnamed Dai had half of his legs blown off. There was another child who was bombed. I can’t remember whether his last name was dead or injured. There were also The brother of Zhang Yongping, a primary school classmate, was playing on the edge of a smelly ditch. His neck was bruised and had a scar! The following continues: The surrounding area of ??Yanfentun is Luguan Street to the west, Meijian No. 4 Camp to the south, Shenliao Middle Road to the north, and from south to north in the east, there is a gliding airport, 7407 Dormitory, and Zhuangyuwu stand. The ∪-2 runway of the gliding airport is not far from the Shenyang-Dalian Railway Line. The runway is made of reinforced gravel, sand, cement, and concrete, which is very strong. Children in Yanfentun: often play in the glider airport.

Qin Shihuang unified weights and measures and implemented the same track for vehicles and vehicles, which accelerated the great development of the transportation industry at that time! During the reign of Qin Shihuang, he built the Great Wall of China and other ancient and modern civilizations. It was built to resist the Xiongnu. Why did Qin Shihuang abolish the feudal system? Enfeoffment is to reward those who have made meritorious service in the war, and that piece of land is privately owned by someone. When the country needs to build water channels, it will be obstructed in every possible way through private land! Therefore, when Qin Shihuang came to power, he abolished the feudal system. Qin Shihuang never established a queen during his reign. Why? Because before Qin Shihuang officially came to power, his mother was involved in politics and supported rebellions with foreign surnames...!