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The boss is always right.

#2

If the boss is wrong, see # 1.

#3

In fact, the boss is an amiable person. ...

#4

Uh, well, that's it for the boss.

#5

The pub hired two security guards and the bartender was laid off.

#6

Lin Dayongye told a cold joke, as a result, she caught a cold.

#7

So Linda Yongye decided to wear a coat when telling cold jokes in the future.

#8

But why did Linda Yongye still catch a cold?

Because that cold joke is too cold.

#9

Frost raven seldom talks recently, because he just found that raven language used to have only three syllables.

# 10

You can buy everyone a drink in a bar to gain respect, and then write down the bill in the boss's name to gain respect. ...

# 1 1

The magic language frost chaser found a translator MM for the boss, and everyone decided to enjoy it. So the boss took the translator and everyone took the mm.

# 12

Patrick Chen Guang suddenly remembered that he was a priest when he accosted MM. ...

# 13

Bella Yue Ling didn't gossip today.

# 14

A man walked into a bar and asked for a glass of wine.

An orc walked into a pub and asked for a barrel of wine.

A night elf walked into a pub and asked for a glass of wine, but the bartender couldn't see him.

A dwarf walked into a pub and asked for a glass of wine, but the bartender couldn't see him either.

A troll walked into a bar and asked for a glass of wine. The bartender gave him a straw.

A ghost walked into a pub and asked for a glass of wine. After drinking, the bartender began to mop the floor.

A dwarf walks into a bar ... and he drinks the wine he brought.

A tauren walked into a pub and asked for a glass of beer ... milk.

# 15

A guest found himself held back by a glass while drinking.

# 16

The names of dishes on the bar menu are all in orange font.

# 17

In fact, the glasses in the pub are orange, too.

# 18

A flying spot has just opened in front of the pub, but it hasn't connected to a certain place yet.

# 19

The boss just told a cold joke, so everyone laughed.

#20

Sorry, I admit that the boss is the best appetizer, but please don't mention it again.

#2 1

The waiter wore a yellow question mark headdress.

#22

Felix Zephyr suddenly found the toilet full after drinking beer, so he decided to give up drinking.

#23

A mage walked into a pub and asked for a glass of morning dew wine.

#24

Yes, our store sells the strongest fire wine, as long as 1 silver, but please pay 999 gold and 99 silver for the damage.

#25

Because many guests were telling cold jokes, another stove was built in the pub.

-= = =-= =-= = = =-The dividing line of drunkenness = = = =-= = = = = = =

#26

Reminder: undead guests can take a large glass from the service desk to hold the wine they have already drunk.

#27

Tips: Please take your belongings with you when you leave, including your head and other items.

#28

Omega asked Linda Yongye's age, and then she died.

#29

There is a story about a useless boss whose only function is to make people push him down.

#30

A tauren decided to molest an iMMortal mm, and his finger got stuck in a bone.

#3 1

A poor wizard walked into a pub and wanted to sell some water. He found the water in the pub was free, so he bought a batch of goods.

#32

A dead man walked into the cemetery next to the pub and wanted to eat.

#33

He found the tombstone marked with a price list.

#34

Look! Look! That pandaren asked for a coke!

#35

A hellfire without a warlock went into a pub and asked for a glass of wine. He had to hold the cup in both hands.

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#36

Boss: ........

Everyone: ...........

#37

"What's that soul doing at the door?"

"Oh, someone just ate his body, and now he can't drink it."

#38

A night elf ordered a glass of wine. ...

A druid ordered a glass of wine. ...

A bear asked for a glass of wine. ...

A cheetah asked for a glass of wine ...

A seal asked for a glass of wine. ...

A moon man asked for a glass of wine. ...

Finally, the boss got a share of the money.

#39

Outside the bar.

Bing Yan: "Yongye, did your little wolf eat?"

Chant at night: "I ate."

Ice Eye: "OK, I'll go in."

Chant at night: "I lied to you."

Ice eye never came out. ...

#40

A new hellfire landing site was built outside the pub.

#4 1

(Door opening sound)

"Hey, look, here comes the paladin!"

(knocking at the door)

"Have you seen a soldier wearing a light cast helmet? ! "

#42

A hunter took the baby into a pub and ordered a glass of wine for the baby. Then he walked out of the pub alone and took out a roasted quail. ...

#43

"I heard that the melting pot and Thunder Cliff prohibit suicide and self-harm ..."

"Oh, what happens if you violate it?"

"Offenders will be executed."

#44

Bella Moon blew a cow to death.

#45

Memoirs of Frostcrow:

"Oh, I forgot!"

-the dividing line of hiccups-hiccups! -

#46

"Er ... sorry, we don't serve steak ... moo ..."

#47

Someone must be looking for the author's cold joke.

#48

Hi! Keep the change. How can there be a cold joke about the author !

#49

In fact, the author himself is a joke.

#50

Ok, I admit that I am trying to spell words, so the cold joke about the author is over.

#5 1

In fact, some people don't care about the number of articles when they read cold jokes. For example, the reader did not find that # 36 was missing.

#52

Ahem! How many people really look back to see if there is # 36?

#53

Really, I think those ... are the true portrayal expressed by readers now.

#54

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the cold jokes are slowly melting. ...

#55

Oh! In fact, telling cold jokes became popular in pubs, and customers called a good cold joke "air conditioning".

-Halo dividing line = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

#56

One day, Huntress suddenly said, "Let's go for a ride."

The knight and the wolf said, "Yes, yes."

The ghoul said, "I want to go, too!" " "

A crypt spider said, "What are you ... what are you looking at me for ...? "

#57

Bad news: The price of all drinks in pubs has gone up due to bad weather 100.

Good news: The bar now offers a free orange hammer to break the ice of the glass.

#58

The Lich King of the Ice Throne sent someone to buy this joke.

#59

Royal Guard of undercity: Hey, you know what? Lord Varimathras has lost his temper again. Because someone stole his collection of withered roses.

#60

Day 1: Cold morning dew wine.

The next day: the morning dew sundae.

Day 3: morning dew popsicle.

Day 4: Hi! Boss! This morning dew needs a miner's hoe to eat, right?

#6 1

After the new version was updated, all the drinkers who entered the pub found themselves superimposed with the cold in late winter five times.

#62

Al Fenice was fighting with someone in a bar, so he summoned a hellfire. ...

"Master, the temperature here is so low that I am frozen in the void."

#63

Many forgotten customers want hunters to feed their babies before entering pubs, because it is difficult to find suitable spare bones recently.

#64

Fimbul asked the bartender for a glass of wine and paid for it. He finished drinking and got up and left the bar. Then someone stopped Fimbul.

"Hey, man, I paid this time."

"Oh, yes, my friend. You paid for the drinks. But there is no money to buy wine glasses. "

#65

Two drunken forgotten people are talking.

Otero said, "I can kick my ass."

So he took off one of his legs and gave himself a spanking.

Ethel said, "So can I."

So he removed the pelvis. ...

#66

Scourge soldier A: "Hey, what's the quality of these recruits?"

Scourge soldier B: "What can we do? Still as light. "

#67

Zephyr found Ed always squatting in front of the pub, so he went over and squatted beside him and asked what was going on. But before he could speak, Ed said, "Hi! Dude, are you frozen grass, too? "

#68

The sign in front of Ed said, "Drunk, please don't water it."

#69

Actually, Ed is a mushroom.

#70

"Hey, did you hear? Only one woman in the expedition was trapped in Outland ... "

#7 1

Derek Sean found a lot of black ice in the pub, and later he realized that it was a shadow flame frozen by a cold joke.

#72

Ed Frost Nova: "Why is that giant ice sculpture outside the door so familiar?"

Dexian: Oh, that's Ragnaros.

Ed Frost, a rising star: "The craft is really good, just like the real thing."

Dexian Sun hates: "It's true. Last time, Bing Yan told him a cold joke that melted the heart of fire. "

#73

Kukli Shadow Destroyer: "! ￥……%#%￥#&@"

Ethel Ice Eye: "Oh! Oh, my God, can you speak the devil's language? "

Cook Ray Shadow Destroyer: Sorry, I'm just burping.

Recently, the plague spread seriously, and some people suggested beheading people who spit after drinking.

The cost of cleaning the deceased after drinking alcohol may be higher, and it is difficult for them to ensure that the orange liquid can stay in the stomach or reach the stomach.

The undead are not afraid of beheading.

"I hate those guys who can lean their heads on their shoulders at any time, especially those who can see their asses with their heads down!"

By the mayor

Tip for dead guests: please pay attention to the direction when your head is inserted into your neck!

Recently, there are more and more hellfires coming to the pub to drink, and the boss's account book has been … so the boss wants to change the pub into an open air.

The enlightened boss asked the employees for advice on this, and the result was unanimous protest from the employees. The reason is that it will greatly reduce their income.

But in front of bosses who are more violent than Valla Studds, all protests are immune.

Then the boss began to take a deep breath.

Marga Lei Jiu: Hald Len-Lo-Modos, this sentence was said by a dwarf in the Wetland Hotel. Can the dwarf understand what he said?

Ed Frost Nova: Sure.

Maya Lei Jiu: What did you say?

Ed Frost Nova: I'm not a dwarf.