Who has any simple and civilized jokes?

Late at night, last bus. The driver looked back and saw a lady in white sitting in the car, sitting in the last row. The driver kept driving and looked in the mirror. What a shock! That woman is gone! Braked hard and turned back, sitting there again. The driver turned his head guiltily and continued driving. He looked at the mirror carefully, and the woman was gone again. After the huge vibration, I suddenly braked. Looking back, the woman appeared again. Facing the collapse, the driver turned his head in a cold sweat and continued driving. Look in the rearview mirror again, and the woman is gone again. The driver collapsed to the ground and suddenly braked, but didn't look back ... At this time, the woman slowly came to him with messy hair and blood dripping on his feet. The driver was too stiff to turn to look at her. The woman said in a low voice, "Do I have a grudge against you?" As soon as I tie my shoelaces, you brake hard "

Satisfied, please adopt.