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In a flight, a man gave you the only chance to survive. What would you think?

if my friend gave it to me, I'll give it to you now ...

Do you love her? Love is together. If you don't love, don't ask for your feelings. In the end, you won't be able to clean up. Do you feel that you are with your original girlfriend because you are lonely and lonely? If so, let go ~!

did you like the introduction from your classmates? Go after it if you like it ~! Catch up and find out if it's the kind you like. When a boy chases a girl, it's a feeling. When he catches up, it's another feeling. He feels right.

Love and liking are different:

Light love is like, and deep love is love!

What I like is love, and what I like is affection!

There is an emotion called "like" and another emotion called "love"

Love is that when he is around, he is the only one in his eyes; When he is away, everything has his shadow.

Love is when I suddenly think of him while reading in the middle of the night. I imagine what he is doing now, and I feel a light warmth in my heart, but I never take the initiative to call him. After a few minutes, the attention was again attracted by the plot in the book!

Love is in a lonely night, when thoughts flood in, but I can't read a book in my hand. I am thinking about whether he is still working overtime or not, and whether he is thinking about himself as much as he is thinking about him.

Love is to argue with him, and never give up like a hedgehog in front of him, but in my heart I have already secretly admired his insight and talent.

Love means that he wants to keep pace with himself and connect with his heart. A joke he unintentionally said can make him feel depressed or even tearful in an instant. In front of him, he is never defenseless.

I like to send him a short message when I'm out, telling him that the weather here is fine, turning off my cell phone, playing around in a strange place for a week alone, and suddenly appearing in front of him after being tanned as a black man to scare him.

love is wanting his company wherever you go. You can call him by the sea and let him listen to the sound of the waves; You can also stay where you are for a long time because you see a figure resembling him on the street in a foreign land.

Love is simply saying "Have a safe trip" before he goes on a business trip. Looking at the back of his departure, I feel a little reluctant, but I don't say anything, just silently waiting for the news of his return.

Love is telling him to fill his backpack with clothes and food before leaving the station. And in the days after he left, he was uneasy every day, praying over and over again that he could return safely.

Love is when you are hurt, you don't want him to see your fragile side, you wipe away your tears quietly in front of him, and you still look happy and strong when you turn your head.

Love is when you are wronged, crawling on his chest and crying, telling him all your troubles without pretense or worry, and longing for a smile from his arms.

yes, I only miss each other when I am together.

Love means that even when we are together, we miss him every second.

If you like someone, most of your friends will feel happy.

loving one person is a world of two people who are uncomfortable with one more person.

liking someone is sweet and greasy. Love a person, it is bitter and sweet.

If you like someone, you will be happy when you are together.

If you love someone, you will be inexplicably lost when you are together.

If you like someone, you will not think about your future.

If you love someone, you will always look forward to tomorrow.

If you like someone together, you will always be happy.

If you love someone, you will often cry. You will suddenly think of him

loving someone. When you haven't seen him for a long time, you will think of him

loving someone every day. When you think of him, you will smile

loving someone. When you think of him, you will stare blankly at the sky

liking someone. You will think that he has children, and you will definitely like

loving someone. You are suddenly curious: What will our children look like in the future?

To like a person means to hope that everyone will be happy.

To love a person and hope that he will be happier.

To like a person, all you want is to

love a person today. What you expect is to like a person forever, but to see his advantages.

To love a person is to tolerate his shortcomings. < Your heart will beat faster

But when you stand in front of the person you like, you will only feel happy

When you make eye contact with the person you love, you will be shy

But when you make eye contact with the person you like, you will only smile

When you talk with the person you love, you feel embarrassed

But when you talk with the person you like, you can speak freely

. You will comfort her skillfully.

When you don't want to love another person, you should close your eyes and hold back your tears.

When you don't want to like another person, you just need to cover your ears!

like, is a kind of mood

love, is a kind of feeling

like, is an intuition

love, is a kind of feeling

like, can stop

love, have no rest

like someone, especially naturally

love someone, especially calm

like someone. Constantly arguing with him

loving someone, constantly paying for him

liking someone, hoping that he can find himself at any time

loving someone, hoping to find him at any time

loving someone, always laughing for him

loving someone, always crying for him

liking, being persistent

loving, yes. I don't necessarily love you

If I love you, I must like you very much

In fact, liking and loving are only one step away

However, if you want to take this step, it depends on whether you

like this step

or love this step

If you know whether you love or like it, you can't love two people at the same time.

just chase what you like to introduce! For your reference:

I don't regret what I did, I regret what I didn't do, don't let yourself regret it! Boys should take the initiative to attack, the opportunity will not be left to those who wait, if you like it, act ~! I'll give you reference materials if you can't. There's nothing wrong with taking the initiative to fight for what you like. Let's take action ~!

when he doesn't love you, no matter whether he loved you in the past and then forgot it, or whether he never loved you. When you can't be the person in his heart, his heart will not remember you. Although he knows that you love him deeply, he prefers to pretend that he doesn't know.

When he doesn't love you, please don't disturb him when you are unhappy or in trouble. His place is definitely not where you should be at the moment. Maybe he will comfort you lightly when he receives your call, but that's all. Maybe you want something more and say, "Let's meet." And he must be upset. When he doesn't love you, your love and your people will be much cheaper. It's human nature that you have the disadvantage. He would say, "ok, but I have something to do now." You can call me later. Or I can call you. " And don't take it seriously at this moment, he just found a not very clever reason to prevaricate you. Please, don't really wait, don't lie to yourself.

When he doesn't love you, please don't tell him about your trifles. Maybe at this moment, you just want to get to know each other better. However, he has no time or interest to know you, your life, your past, your strengths and weaknesses. What does it matter to him? Even if I did. He will soon forget it, just as he forgot your birthday, your address and your phone number. Without love, you are doomed not to squeeze into his life. Even if, even if you want only a very small corner.

When he doesn't love you, please don't shed tears in front of him, and don't tell him when you are sick. He can't give you care and concern. At most, it is sympathy, and please be proud of you, don't give up the pride that belongs to you. Although too many people have lost too much in front of love. I don't even have the courage to stand up How can you be proud? Just remember that only those who love themselves can really cherish you. Not, uh, bystander sympathy. Pity.

when he doesn't love you, your love is his burden. Please don't calculate your own efforts, and don't expect anything in return. To love someone who doesn't love himself is unrequited. Don't care about right and wrong. It will be happier. Remember, the love between you and him is one-sided. You have your heart, but he has no heart. So, don't blame him. Because maybe he wants to do better, too Don't be so cold to you. Just, love a person, be good to a person. It is an instinct. Sorry, he has no such instinct.

when he doesn't love you, please don't lose your confidence. Because loving a person is not his Excellence, but just a feeling. He makes you feel this way, so you love him. Similarly, he doesn't love you, and it's not that you are not good. Excellence is not the reason for love. Look at how many people still love themselves. It is also strange and sweet to smile lightly.

when he doesn't love you, be sure to bless him. With love, there should be no hate. Love is beautiful. Hate is ugly. Why let the best things in life turn ugly? And don't feel unfair. About leaving. He lost someone who loved him, and you lost someone who didn't love you, but you got a chance to live again and love again.

please don't think about "forever". Love does not last forever. You love him deeply at the moment, but you are destined to stop loving him one day far away. He just arrived at this day before you. When he doesn't love you, please gently hug the warmth in the memory and gently stare at the tenderness of fading.

When he no longer loves you, dear, please take a deep breath. The road of life is covered with love buds, and there is always one that belongs to you, not to comfort you. Instead, it is already doomed from generation to generation.

A man's greatest charm lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make mm feel that you are a self-motivated person.

Other things can be nonsense, but this question can't be vague. You must tell mm that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have made a long-term plan. In short, your future is not a dream.

I am a girl, and I am disgusted to see that some boys want to chase the girl they like, but they are afraid to chase her, and they want others to chase her.

From a girl's point of view, I know more about girls' psychology. Most girls don't take the initiative to pursue the boy they like, except that they really like it too much or that kind of brave girl with personality. So, if you like a girl very much and think that she is a little interested in you, then take the initiative, don't engage in a tug-of-war with her, and you will feel uncomfortable. Maybe the person you like will also suffer.

When a girl is being chased, her psychology is very complicated. She may be very happy, but she is a little scared. She has ambivalence about the boy who broke into her quiet life. She didn't mean to. Don't think she's testing you, but she's actually fighting herself. She's afraid of getting hurt.

don't be afraid that your initiative will bring her disgust. If you don't take the initiative, she won't take the initiative, and it will gradually fade away. It's normal if your initial confession is rejected by her. Don't be discouraged, who knows what this girl is thinking?

Maybe if you confess twice, she will be moved by you. A good girl with a kind heart is easily moved.

If you suffer a setback, leave immediately, never talk to the girl again, protect yourself tightly and lick the wound silently. While you are in pain, I don't know that the girl may be regretful! Maybe she will secretly cry and regret rejecting you, and then she will be very sad to see your indifferent eyes, but she won't tell you, and she will never ask you to come back and chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart.

she will think that you don't really like him, otherwise, how could you just give her up?

Some people say that it's really hard for boys and it's not easy to chase girls. But my feeling is that this phenomenon is inseparable from the social role orientation of men and women. From the physiological and social point of view, women are always passive. If, on the other hand, men are ashamed and women are brave, the world will be out of order! Women's shyness is always beautiful and touching ~ I always hear that a brave man overcame many difficulties and finally won the heart of a beautiful woman. There are few examples to the contrary.

Some boys are afraid that others will tell them what they are, and they will get a bad reputation. However, I think that boys pursue the girl they like and continue to be kind to this girl after some setbacks, which shows that people really like it and are sincere. If it doesn't succeed, it's no pity. It's nothing. Who makes people like it? I hate that others follow me blindly, and I hate that boys who have no idea and care too much about what others think of them. They deserve that they can't find a girlfriend.

Be brave if you are a man. Girls are emotional and easily immersed in love. Although you have worked hard, once your heart touches her, you will get more and more love. Such examples are everywhere around us. Girls are very gentle and considerate to their boyfriends. What is the hard work at the beginning in exchange for this sweetness? And most good girls are devoted and single-minded.

Therefore, it is suggested that some boys be brave and pursue the girl they like, and don't be so timid. First, it makes people feel that you are unmanly, and second, it makes you feel uncomfortable. However, the most important thing is that you will get nothing in the end. Happiness is always earned by yourself, don't expect others to give it to you!

By the way, I think it's good to take the initiative, because your goal is what you really like. Girls are often passive, and they can only choose to accept and reject, so I'd rather take the initiative and love what I love without regrets!

1. Be confident and responsible

Don't be like a child. Girls are lazy and want to find a spouse. You should show your confidence and responsibility.

a wrong choice is better than no choice at all.

2. Don't be too serious, but don't be too casual.

Be serious where you should be serious, and ridicule when you should.

Girls like men who are a little cynical, so don't seem to care about everything, it's too rigid.

3, appear a little mature

A man who is calm and unhurried in times of trouble treats MM.