What are the puns in English?

There are more green hills across the street!

A scholar went to buy wine in the morning, and the hotel owner was afraid that his wife would not have time to mix water into the wine, so he asked his wife, "Add geometry next to the western word." The wife replied, "The north has made up." The scholar was angry: "Don't buy Victor King if you have money." Going out to the opposite hotel to buy wine, the boss smiled and said, "There are many mountains and greeneries opposite!" "