Any funny recruitment conversations?

One day, when a female human resources manager was walking in the business district, she was suddenly hit by a bus and died.

Her soul went to heaven, where she met Pearly Gates St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to heaven." St. Peter said, before you make a decision, we have a problem to solve.

Look, it is very strange. We have never been here. No HR manager has done anything and we don't know how to treat you

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"No problem, just let me in." The female manager replied.

"We think so too, but I also received an order, which is to let you live in hell and heaven for one day each

and then you can choose where you will go. Where to spend the next life. "

"Actually, I can make a decision now. I would like to stay in heaven. "

"Sorry, we are in an elevator. This elevator can go directly. Hell."

The doors to hell were wide open and the HR manager found herself stepping out of the elevator onto a beautiful golf course. There was a country club in the distance, and many of her HR peers and HR professors who had worked with her stood in front of her. They all wore evening gowns and wished her well. They walked up to her, kissed her face and talked about their past times together. They had a wonderful round of golf, and in the evening they went to the country club, where she enjoyed a dinner of barbecue and lobster. She met Devil, a very good human resources manager, and she joked and danced and had a great time. She had never known that these human resource managers had such a happy time here. When it was time to leave, everyone shook her hand and waved goodbye as she entered the elevator.

The elevator went straight up and back to the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter was waiting for her.

"Now you have to live in heaven for a day." He said, so the human resources manager spent the next 24 hours

walking in the clouds, playing the harp, Singing. She had a great time, and when she understood this, 24 hours had passed

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St. Peter came over and took her out, "Now you are in hell and heaven You have to make a choice after a day in the country." He asked. The human resources manager hesitated for a second and replied: "Okay, I never thought about it. p>But I have to make a choice, I mean, it's really good in heaven, but I think I'd be better off in hell

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So St. Peter put her in the elevator and descended to hell. When the elevator door opened, she found herself standing on a desolate garbage dump, surrounded by garbage and filth. She saw her friends in rags picking up trash and putting it in bags for dinner.

Devil approached her, put his hand on her shoulder and teased her, "I don't understand." The human resources manager stammered, "When I came here yesterday, There was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and danced and had a great time. Now how come this is a dump and all my friends are so unlucky?" TheDevil looked at her and gritted her teeth and said with a smile: "That's because we were recruiting yesterday, and today you have become one of us

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