Zhang Zhan, who is usually serious, why did he pee his pants on the spot in court?

Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu was a very successful emperor. Chairman Mao praised him as the "Three Emperors", that is, the most learned, the most combative and the most talented person.

But who would have thought that there was such a minister under Emperor Guangwu, who was so superior at such a time. When he got wind that he was going to be prime minister, he was scared to pee his pants on the spot. The name of the minister is Zhang Zhan.

This Zhang Zhan, Shi Zai: is a man who advocates etiquette. Even to his beloved wife, he is as solemn as his father. Suddenly, Bian Xiao's brain opened wide. Isn't he solemn in bed with his beloved wife?

But in any case, Zhang Zhan's solemnity and Liu Xiu are also welcome. Because whenever Liu Xiu went to court and looked tired, Zhang Zhan always pointed out profoundly: Your Majesty, this is a different mistake! Because Zhang Zhan likes riding a white horse, every time Liu Xiu sees him, he also sarcastically says: Is the white horse going to remonstrate again?

It can be seen that this is a good-will struggle as a whole. However, although Liu Xiu and Zhang Zhan are friendly, he is different from his own prime minister in making mistakes. In the past five years, I have lost three big Stuart in one breath, which is equivalent to the prime minister. They are: Han Xin, Ou Yangjuan and Dai She.

Because Han Xin talked back to Liu Xiu, he was not only exiled, but Liu Xiu also sent a messenger of Jade Bird to condemn him, which led to Han Xin's suicide. Ouyang Juan, a great scholar, committed Liu Xiu and was imprisoned. He pleaded with thousands of students, but Liu Xiu refused to answer and was eventually imprisoned. As for Dai, he died unjustly, because the official he recommended stole money, and he was dragged into the water and thrown into the pile of dead people.

It is in the history books that ministers naturally find it difficult to live together. But no matter how hard the prime minister (Da Situ) lived, someone had to do it, so Liu Xiu remembered Zhang Zhan, who was very friendly to himself.

In the 20th year of Jianwu, Liu Xiu named Zhang Zhan as the Prime Minister. But Zhang Zhan, who pointed out that Liu Xiu was wrong, was very popular. Hearing this, Chao Tang was about to be frightened. According to historical records, Zhan arrived at the court, but he was gone. As soon as he said, eldest brother was too ill to bear the heavy responsibility. Liu Xiu had to give up after seeing such a moment.

The question now is, how can Zhang Zhan, who is extremely serious, make such a fool of himself in the ruling class? It is expected that there are two points.

First of all, Zhang Zhan was really scared and peed on the spot, so he was always serious and really acting!

Secondly, Zhang Zhan was too cunning to meet, but he couldn't refuse directly, so he deliberately "scared the urine" and made Liu Xiu feel really old. The so-called rotten wood cannot be carved! Naturally, his solemnity was still acting, otherwise, he could not comment. If you are the prime minister, you are a deadwood!

In any case, Zhang Zhan's ruling court was beaten out of the water. Although it achieved its goal, it also went to the history books. I don't know whether this matter is a blessing or a curse for Zhang Zhan or an embarrassment!

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