Who has a joke that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt?

Someone once told me that he would love me forever. As a result, on a rainy day, a big cave suddenly appeared under my feet and fell. Some people also told me that they would love me until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. As a result, on an opaque night, I was knocked down by a pile of weathered stones on the beach and stayed in the hospital for a week. Others told me that they would love me until my hair turned white and my teeth fell out-I fell into the lime pit the next day and knocked out a front tooth.

Last week, for example, I finally got up the courage to confess to Luo Fei of the School of Economics. Luo Fei is the beauty queen of the School of Economics of Shenzhen University, with a fiery figure. Her deep cleavage is called Mariana Trench. It is said that there is also a black hole here. Once any light falls on her chest, it can't escape. At sunset, Luo Fei and I stood by Wenshan Lake. Luo Fei asked me how much I loved her. I tried to swallow saliva, and then said affectionately, I love you as much as the cleavage is deep. Obviously, she was deeply moved by my bold and simple confession. Her face is full of peach blossoms, and the setting sun shines on her face, which is really unparalleled. I can't help but feel endless pity and prepare to hug her. At this moment, she flew up, as if it were a long-lost "Foshan shadowless foot", facing my stomach. Then, she said to me affectionately: roll as far as your thoughts go …

The whole world knows that I am gentle, considerate, helpful, handsome and humorous. Every time I confess to girls, they will say so when they refuse me. She also said that she didn't deserve me and asked me to find someone better than her. At this time, I hate my parents for giving me such a good life, and it is not easy to find someone worthy of me. . (This article is all taken from the novel "Looks Decide Fate")

4. However, does Shuai Neng eat as a meal? This time, Lao Wen didn't speak again, but took out his lunch box and motioned for me to cook with him. Although the chef is a woman, she is already an aunt in her thirties and forties. Wen, do you think people of this age will still be infatuated? But I soon had nothing to say-and I cooked three or two meals, but I only gave one or two.

5. We stayed with the eggs last week! -& gt； Zi went to the park to meet netizens. As a result, as soon as they met, they all shouted "ghost" and ran away. This story tells us that it is equally important to establish a correct aesthetic frame of reference and a correct outlook on life and world. The reason why two people think each other is like a ghost is because they have not established a correct frame of reference and should not take others as the frame of reference. If they take themselves as the frame of reference, it will definitely not happen.

6. I have had several terrible experiences. On the first date, netizens claimed that the moon looks like a flower. When we met, we found that her face was covered with pits as uneven as the moon, and her face looked like a withered cow excrement flower. On the second date,

The netizen claimed to be graceful. After meeting, I found that this turned out to be a girl with great strength, and she started to walk anticlimactic. On the third date, netizens claimed to be pure as water. Fortunately, when I passed an industrial wastewater canal on the road, I finally realized that I had found my life back.

Feeling someone coming towards her, the woman raised her head and stood up. I saw her: her back was like a tiger's back, her facial features were arranged in the Big Dipper, her eyebrows were broken arrow-shaped, her hands were made into mantis fists, and her unbalanced feet were stepping on the lost steps. Then she smiled at us. At the moment when she smiled, time stopped ... Newton's law, Darwin's theory of evolution, Goldbach's conjecture and so on. Everything lost its meaning ... Obviously, a mushroom cloud rose slowly over her head. (This article is all taken from the novel "Looks Decide Fate")

Some people say that the description of a drug has nothing to do with its function, and its name is untrue, which is pure slander. Because once I went to see a doctor with a stomachache, the doctor actually prescribed cold medicine for me, and I caught a cold immediately.

9. In high school physics class, we helped three MM's. Although they are all dinosaur-level, we can still compare which of them is kinder. At present, there is only one MM in the university information software class. We can only compare when she is kind. . (This article is all taken from the novel "Looks Decide Fate")