TTT classic cold joke Wow, are we in a hurry?

1. Ever since two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now generally call myself illiterate!

2. Women must remember... they must eat well, have fun, drink well, and sleep well. Once we are exhausted, there will be other women spending our money, staying in our room, sleeping with our husband, and having sex with us. My boyfriend also beats our children.

3. A good dog doesn’t block the road, and everything that blocks the road is a roadblock!

4. Bed, money, bright moon, light; clothes, lost land, getting up, cool!

5. If you don’t amaze the world with your coquettishness, you will impress the world with your eroticism

6. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

7. The system actually suspected that I was irrigating, and there was no faucet around me. Oh... I see, I have one...

8. I want to pick a mature woman, her skirt is so tight.

9. Driving is easy. , I’m afraid there will be new people!

10. "Czechoslovakia"! My name is JACK, and my wife always complains about me like this. (JACKSLOWFUCK)

11. Wanle is the leader.

12. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! The Master said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

13. Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time for people to see it.

14. If you can't give it to you When a woman puts on her wedding dress, don’t stop unbuttoning her clothes!

15. I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

16. How much sorrow can you have? It’s like A group of eunuchs go to a brothel...

17. If you look like a bun, don't blame the dog for following you...

18. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but be afraid of teammates like pigs!

19. Study hard for China! A bag of Chinese is a lot of money...

20. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...

21. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is. It's human!

22. Successful women are not afraid of embarrassment!

23. A girl can transform from a virgin to a woman only once and successfully, but a boy needs repeated training to transform from a virgin to a man. !

24. In fact, you don’t need to buy such expensive medicine to treat frequent urination. Just spend 20 cents to buy a monkey rubber band.

25. A couple can be a couple for a hundred days, and a couple can be a couple for a hundred days. Uh-huh.

26. My friend, you are leaving today, please fuck this white girl.

27. Braised pork knuckle is a delicious dish. If you don’t I think that only means you are a pig.

28. Two children argued about the day, and one said: One day is one day! One child said: One day is one day!

29. Knowing people and faces but not knowing the warmth of the heart, it is difficult to draw a dragon or a tiger with a bone and a palm...

30. If you love me, please raise your left hand, and if you love candy, please raise your middle finger.

31. A mung bean was walking on the street. As he walked, he stepped on a piece of lemon and turned into [sour bean feet]...

32. Little Swallow, wearing a bikini , fly to the east, fly to the west...

33. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, only hard work will win a dime.

34. When you grow up... I'll weigh you... Well, you're 140 pounds. You need to lose weight!

35. My wife is bored. It’s March, and the spring rain is like wine and willows are like smoke...

36. I took the time to smoke a cigarette from the drawer, but the range hood started to blow. I had a convulsion, and my whole body was convulsing and convulsing to the point where I looked abstract. I was so damn sick...

37. In fact, the more attractive project than the 7-day Hong Kong double flight tour is: Hainan 3P 5-day tour.< /p>

38. A naked man flies south, sometimes forming the character "Tai", and sometimes forming the character "木"...

39. I always listen to the weather forecast these two days. We are talking about English weather, but I don’t know when it will be Chinese weather!

40. A key fell into a manure pit and was dyed yellow. People in the world called him "Dongxie"...

41. I am a roommate and you are Ge; It's Fenghe, you are Li; I am Deli, you are general...

42. Although I am a fat man in reality, in the game I am an orc...

43. There are countless watches in my family... I have countless married cousins...

44. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light...

45. When everyone leaves

When I was young, you advised me to be patient and wait for the monkey...

46. A girl wrote a love letter to Li Shansi and handed it to him personally, saying: "Here it is, Si." So, Li Shansi He took the love letter and tore it up. A girl wrote a love letter to Ke Qingwen and handed it to him personally, saying, "Here you go, Wen." So Ke Qingwen took the love letter and said, "Well, it smells so good! "A girl wrote a love letter to Hu Yi and handed it to him personally, saying: "Here it is, Yi." So Hu Yi took the love letter and said: "Get out, I don't have an aunt!"

< p>47. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

48. I sleep in spring without waking up, I hear birds singing everywhere, the sound of wind and rain comes at night, how many flowers have fallen!

49. A lover will inevitably become a beast in the end...If you don’t fuck her today, she will be fucked by someone else tomorrow!

50. Give me a boatload of women, and I can make myself cum. Everyone will die!