Find some cold jokes and short stories

A can of wine was buried underground 1000 years. What did he become? Alcohol.

There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What has he become? -Pigs.

In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? -puppy, because wangwang is humble.

Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they worked together, which one didn't get paid in the end? -Centipede, because you won't take it for nothing.

The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? Elephant.

What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? Mango.

Which two vegetables have cell phones? -radish and green vegetables, each has his own love.

A turtle walked through a pile of shit, but left only three footprints on it. Why? -There's a foot on your nose.

Why do people go to bed to sleep? -The bed won't come by itself.

It turned out to be the Spartan 800 warriors. Why did it become 300 in the movie? -Wu Bai went to sing.

Why can Xiao Qiang stop the car with one hand? -Take a taxi.

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? -If

Jin Mu is a land of fire and water, whose legs are long? Ham sausage