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What is the surname of Shang Ling Village, Yangmei Town, Huazhou?

Male and female folk songs duet lyrics:

Man: Clear water comes clear water, and clear water shines on carp scales;

The clear water reflected his sister's face, and the Dragon King immediately invited the matchmaker.

Female: Clear water comes to clear water, and clear water shines on carp fins;

Clear water reflected my face, and the dragon girl immediately wore a wedding dress.

M: There are clouds and spots in the sky. Sister, you wear red and blue.

Brother Qing has worn out his skin, and dare to joke with his sister?

Female: partridges wear short skirts with high feet, and partridges wear flower jackets with low feet;

Although they dress differently, they always like to sing by the water.

M: Good bonus comes good bonus, good peanuts are in the sea;

There is a boat with oars, but it is difficult to meet without oars.

Female: There are only evergreen trees in the world, but no evergreen flowers.

Pick the fruit when it is ripe, and don't let the monkey see the melon.

Man: Good flower ball, good flower ball, good flower floating on the water.

There is a boat that paddles with flowers, but there is no boat that paddles to see flowers.

W: You don't accept bamboo, but you don't leave bamboo shoots.

Flowers don't stretch out their hands in front of them, saying that they don't need paddles to see flowers.

M: Good flowers, good flowers, good flowers in the middle of the sea;

When there is no wind, the waves are three feet high. How can we get there?

Female: The flowers are chaotic in March and the wind is rough in April.

Weeds blow into the lamp grass, and romance confuses many hearts.

Man: good flowers bloom well, good flowers bloom on the steep cliff;

Even if the three stairs don't reach the top, it's hard for me to become a monkey.

Female: Morning glory vines climb rocks, not high or short to the side of the mountain;

Monkeys, regardless of flowers, eat wild fruits and sleep on the mountain.

M: I want to beg when I see my sister, and I want to beg when I see my sister.

The hungry cat is sitting at the bottom of the lampstand, and the mouse wants to steal oil, too.

Female: an oil lamp hangs on the stigma, and a wick has three or two oils;

Brother, eat if you want, don't steal like a mouse.

Man: Seeing my sister is white and white is like peeling a sweet potato.

I want to take a bite, but I'm afraid someone will turn my eyelids.

Woman: Don't flatter me, brother, it's hard for you to flatter your sister.

Sister's face is a piece of white paper, and brother's face is black sandalwood.

Man: My face is as black as charcoal, which is really no better than sandalwood.

Swan flies into white clouds, how can we find a pair?

Woman: Which worker has a black face? Which fire doesn't smoke?

Brother, your face is not good, your hands are white, and you are sweet after starting from scratch.

M: You can't choose your own skin color, but others like it or not.

Brother Hei is just a black face, and the tender bamboo shoots are fresh after peeling.

Female: Thin girls don't fall in love for nothing, black girls like it;

Yang Meimei in the mountains has eaten it. White is not as sweet as black.

Man: My sister has good eyesight, and my brother is black.

Looking for radish seeds in the mountains, which one doesn't pick black ones.

Female: the tiger in the mountain has a beautiful back and the lark in the forest has a beautiful mouth;

Embroidered pillows are beautiful on the outside, but those who cultivate land are beautiful on the inside.

Man: You can choose a flower in the mountain and a fish in the river.

Xu Ge chose a younger sister, who has a beautiful appearance and a beautiful heart like a pearl.

Female: My brother is the moon, my sister is the star, and the star is not brighter than the moon;

My sister is a pond and my brother is the sea. The water in the pond is no deeper than the sea.

A-mei is like a peach. Who doesn't want to come is indisputable?

Brother, if he has to taste it, he will come back to life after three years of death.

Woman: How can an elephant bone be ivory? How does bitter gourd vine bear melon?

How can a sparrow be a kingfisher and a slate grow flowers?

Man: It looks like a laurel tree in the middle of the moon from a distance, and looks like a magnolia tree from a close look;

Magnolia is not as beautiful as her sister, and osmanthus is not as sweet as her sister.

W: Pomegranate is no better than betel nut, and sugarcane is no better than honey.

Brass is not more expensive than Huang Jingui, and the moon is not more expensive than the golden sun.

Man: Sister, you are really beautiful, flying like a red cloud in the sky;

Hongyun floated down on the stage and passed several vivid eyebrows.

Female: if you are not drunk after drinking tea, the woodcarving phoenix can't fly;

My sister is a swing, and she has no one to accompany her in the wind and rain.

Man: Sister, you are beautiful, and so are you. Draw a portrait and hide it in your wallet.

I always watch it during the day and put it by my pillow at night.

Woman: You are very beautiful. Come on, you are beautiful. Draw a portrait beside the umbrella.

Some girls put away their umbrellas, but no one opened them and reattached them.

Man: Sister, you are so dignified, and there are twelve lines of flower arrangement on your head.

Twelve lines of flowers are more beautiful than sisters, and the lines are not as fragrant.

Woman: Brother, you are so dignified and strong.

Going up the mountain is like a tiger going up the mountain, and going into the water is like a dragon crossing the river.

Man: Sister, you are charming, and your eyebrows are naturally wicker.

Eyes are made of dragon balls, and shoulders are like dragon forest bags.

W: Sugarcane is not as sweet as sugar, and cabbage is not as fragrant as celery.

My elder sister is a rape bird by the garden, and my elder brother is golden phoenix in the mountain.

Man: The stars love chasing the moon, and the golden rooster should accompany the phoenix.

I want to weave a golden cage, but I am afraid that the birds in the cage will fly again.

Woman: My sister is a plum on the roadside, and nobody cares.

Let me take it back to the garden to plant it, lest it be blown away by the wind on the roadside.

M: It's good to see my sister, just like a tender baby in Tanaka.

Which tree has become the grass beside the field? The wind blew the grass against each other.

Female: I saw my brother leisurely, like a young grain in the field;

Which tree has become the grass beside the field? The wind blows the grass together.

M: Seeing my sister is fresh and fresh, just like the tender grain tip in Tanaka;

Which tree has become the grass beside the field? The wind blows the grass together.

Woman: Brother, you are as white as a young seedling in the field.

Which tree has become the grass beside the field? The wind blows the grass together.

Man: Sister, you are white again and again, just like frying winter bamboo shoots;

If you have to eat fried bamboo shoots, ten feet will be bitter and ten feet will be sweet.

Woman: Brother, you were born white, just like a bamboo pole basking in white silk;

If you have to wear HongLing, betel nut is in your heart.

Man: the newly bought gong is golden. You can't make a sound unless you knock it.

Playing the pipa and traveling all over the world, I finally met my bosom friend today.

Woman: There is a paper-cut mandarin duck by the window, which is specially reserved for my brother.

Yuanyang is playing in the water today. I'll see you tomorrow.

Man: Birds are singing together, no more than thrush.

There are thousands of beautiful moths in Qian Qian in the world, and their intimacy is not as good as their love sisters.

Female: Elder brother, you are really an elf with a tiger's back and a phoenix's eye.

There are thousands of young people in the world. They are not like brothers and sisters.

Man: Sister, you are as beautiful as flowers and jade, better than Guanyin in the South China Sea.

Walking through the pond, the carp jumped into the temple and the Buddha got up.

Female: Brother is clever and his eyes are smiling.

I hope the golden rooster opens its mouth and the phoenix crows.

Man: My sister is a roadside flower, and my brother wants to dig it up by the roots.

I want to take it back to the garden and plant it. It will bloom sooner or later.

Female: My sister is a daffodil, and my brother is a bunch of peony flowers.

Two good flowers are planted in the same garden, and when winter goes, the flowers will bloom in spring.

Man: I saw my sister was born with white hair and willow eyebrows and waist;

Draw a girl's face on the street, and ten people pass by nine to see it.

Female: plow the field, the tail of the plow is inclined, and my sister's face is not afraid of people coming to see it;

Jasmine is planted on the ridge of the field, and good flowers are not afraid of strong winds.

Man: My sister is like a sweet pear, but I can't eat it when I see it.

When you come to the pear tree today, you are not allowed to eat fruit or climb branches.

Female: There is a pond at the top of the mountain, and the pond dried up after three years of drought;

When the pond is dry, it looks at the water. When there is no water in the pond, it looks at the sky.

Man: princesa is so smart, and princesa is so smart.

There are shoes in the street that I don't buy, only my sister's shoes suit my heart.

Female: My brother is the most diligent at the head of the village and the most gentle at the end of the village.

There was a vegetable girl in the village who didn't buy it, thinking of her eldest brother Artemisia annua.

Man: Seeing my sister coming to the street from a distance is better than Zhu Yingtai.

It looks like the United States and Taiwan Province. It's smart and good.

Female: I saw it in the street from a distance, much like Liang Shanbo;

Looks like Shan Bojun, very handsome and nine points wide.

M: My sister is very charming. She walks without a trench coat.

The waist pole is like a wicker, just like the wind blowing tender seedlings.

Woman: Brother, you are the most beautiful, just like peeling bamboo shoots;

Brother, if you wrap bamboo shoots, you will wrap your sister step by step until she is old.

Man: Sister, you look like a flower, and you are smart and can be the master.

The phoenix flew over the ridge with beads, and the golden rooster was anxious to climb all over the ground.

Female: To be a master or brother, the abacus of jade beads is hidden in the belly;

Tian tou intends to go to Tian Wei, and the millet is full of silver.

Man: Sister, you are so good, just like a tender flower in March.

The gentle trick is that the bee is willing to die, and the mountain man is sad for Zhu Yingtai.

Female: Singbo is angry with Zhu Yingtai because Singbo looks good;

Brother, you are a mountain man, and no one will bury your sister if she is angry.

Man: Sister, you are so smart that you have offended many young people.

The butterfly flew into the spider web and died on the branch.

Female: Smart or smart, just like hanging lanterns in heaven;

Sister is red bean eye thrush, it is difficult to see lanterns.

Man: Sister, you are so beautiful, Jiao Jiao. The more you look at it, the more anxious you are.

I only hate that there is no fate in this life, and I want to go to Huazhou without a bridge.

W: I think there is no bridge in Huazhou. My brother thinks bees can fly very high.

Enter the garden with a heart, but don't fly over the garden without a heart.

Man: Sister, you were born in vain, just like a phoenix falling from the sky.

The golden rooster missed the chance to tie the knot, and nine were heartbroken.

Woman: Brother, you are as strong as a lion going down a stone gate.

Dragon girl didn't have a chance to be a couple, and nine hearts were broken.

Man: Sister, you have a good face, like a peach blossom in February.

I only hate God's eyes, and the jade girl is not good enough for the golden boy.

Female: Brother, you are red, just like a firebird standing on a golden bamboo;

Unfortunately, without a golden cage, it is difficult to keep firebirds in the hut.

Man: Sister, you look so gentle, just like a phoenix standing on a branch;

Seeing the phoenix out of reach, my brother burst into tears.

Female: no money, no complaints, as long as you have the heart, you are destined;

Only by planting flowers and watering them often will the garden bloom in spring.

Man: Sister, you are so beautiful, just like Bai Mudan in the backyard.

Reach for flowers and fall to the ground, no chance to be sad.

W: My sister is Bai Mudan in the backyard. She blooms on March 3rd every year.

I am a queen bee, with a bucket full of honey, and I have no intention of thinking about my sister's garden.

M: Sister is the most beautiful girl in the world, just like a peach hanging on a branch;

Let Gomie swallow, the moon in the sky is hard to touch.

Female: I'm Hainan myna, and I swam across the ridge and flew over the slope.

Because my elder sister's threshold is short, I fly by her door nonstop.

Man: Sister, you were born with water, just like the bright moon in the sea;

I can't catch a thousand bamboos in one afternoon, wasting time and ruining this heart.

Woman: Brother, you are like a gold in the sand.

I couldn't find the lantern, so I burned the core for nothing.

Man: Sister, you are white and white, just like Yang Liuzhi by the pond.

I want to become a canary and fly to Kochi Station for a while.

Woman: Brother, you were born with a white beard, just like kapok by the river.

My sister planted the feet of the rush tree and stayed with it all her life.

Man: door to door, street to street, brother I am stupid, sister hello;

My sister is peony and jasmine, and two kinds of flowers are rarely planted in the garden.

Woman: Street to street, door to door, sister, I am stupid and smart;

I am a kapok girl, and I have roots in my heart.

M: My sister's singing is really sweet, and the sauerkraut has become fresh.

I don't feel tired after listening to digging mountains, and I don't want to sleep after listening.

Woman: My brother's voice is really nice. He sings colorful clouds all over the sky.

It's not tiring to carry water, but lovesickness turns back.

Man: Sister, you are a talented folk singer, and every word of folk songs comes from your mouth.

You sing about the birds in the sky, and you sing about the lotus flowers in the water.

Woman: Brother, you are a genius in Shan Ge. You sang two sentences in the first sentence.

Like a bamboo tube car by the river, the car has to splash in the sky.

Man: Sister, that's very kind of you. Sister, it's very kind of you, just like a fairy flower blooming in the sea.

Everyone praised Guanyin for her beauty, and Guanyin helped you with your shoes.

Woman: Be good, brother. Come here and be good, just like a dragon boy waiting on the water.

Everyone says Phoenix is beautiful, and Phoenix helps you set up the stage.

Man: Sister, it's very kind of you to insert the five elements into the ground.

It looks like ink in the middle and scissors on both sides.

Woman: We went to transplant rice seedlings together. My brother planted a group of girls.

My sister is a snail walking slowly, and my brother is Youlong crossing the river.

M: I'm still a good girl. I'm stuck in two.

Transplanting is like a chicken biting rice, and braids appear in the spring breeze.

Female: Gomokua's sister is quick to insert, and she has plans in her heart;

I want to insert my sister's piece and then help my brother insert a row.

Man: You are a good girl, and you can do everything.

It takes ten loads to plant an acre of rice field, and two people to carry a pumpkin.

Woman: I'm still a good brother. All kinds of skills can come.

You can embroider dragons and phoenixes and cut long lace dresses.

Man: Sister, you are beautiful, just like a water lily in a pond.

My sister is a floating lotus, and my brother becomes a lotus root wrapped underwater.

Woman: Brother, you are handsome, just like a pine tree standing on a cliff.

My brother is Song Qing and my sister is cypress. We went to Xueshan Station.

Man: don't boast, don't boast, boasting is also a flower;

The more you blow the flowers, the farther they fly, and I don't know whose home they fall in.

Female: Forget it, forget it, it's also a human lotus;

The more lotus flowers talk, the more expensive they are. I don't know whose garden it belongs to

Man: How tall is this little girl? There are two big bags hanging on her chest.

Don't do this. I met a woman with my little sister. What about you?

Woman: The elder brother across the street has a high fever. When it burns, it burns big bubbles.

Don't do this. Men are as big as walnuts, and you are like pig urine bubbles.

Man: Listen to me, sister. Brother will take you to a room.

Big brother is very good at kung fu and will beat you until dawn.

Woman: This big brother is just a cow. He is covered in oil.

You're useless. Pig urine bubbles are hydrogen balloons.

M: I have been to the north and south, and everyone praises me as the most successful.

I also take a cold bath in winter. Others are too cold and I am too hot.

Female: Ten flowers and nine flowers are different. Big brother is also a hero.

Even worse than you are afraid of me. You are really a caterpillar.

Man: It's not a cow, it's not a boast. Little sister and I don't suffer.

I'm a general. I don't dismount, three or four times a day.

Woman: Little sister, you suffered a great loss and your spirit was blown to dust in vain.

If you don't get oil at the critical moment, you will become a turtle.

Man: Call elder sister and listen to the truth. I am the best man.

Kill two birds with one stone, Hercules, king of kings, be afraid.

Woman: I also praised you as a Hercules. You can't do this.

Little sister, when I was about to turn over, you shouted back pain.

Man: shout, little sister, and listen carefully. Let a boy worship Guanyin.

I can do all kinds of tricks to make you comfortable and happy.

Woman: Listen to me, big brother. You can't do new moves either.

Miss Jie gave you a nice thing and a plastic shell.