Are there any scary jokes? Jijijijijijiji~~

On a dark and windy night, a taxi was driving on the darkest and most terrifying road. Suddenly, the driver saw a woman in white waving to him! He thought: Could it be ` ... But he still put her in the car. He looked back and saw that her face was pale and expressionless. He couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body. She said, "Go to the crematorium." He said Not daring to continue thinking about it, he drove quickly. He looked in the rearview mirror: she was gone! He braked quickly, and she appeared again! Just like that, she kept disappearing, he kept braking, and she appeared again... Finally, with her face covered in blood, she said to him

Master, please don’t brake while I’m tying my shoelaces, okay?