English jokes with translation

In recent years, as a special way of humor, cold jokes have been widely circulated on the Internet, TV programs, books and magazines. I have carefully collected English jokes with translations for everyone to enjoy and learn!

Magic golf is magic golf.

A golfer, who played a round of golf, was about to kick off when a greasy salesman ran up to him and shouted, "wait!" Before you kick off, I want to show you something great! "

A golfer was about to serve when an infinitely flattering salesman ran up and shouted, wait a minute. Before you serve, I want to show you something amazing. ?

The golfer was very angry and said, "What is this?"

The golfer was quite upset and said, what's the matter?

"This is a special golf ball," said the salesman. "Never lose it!"

? This is a very special golf ball, a ball that will never be lost! ?

"You'll never lose it," laughed the golfer. "What if you hit it in the water?

? A ball that will never be lost? The golfer said sarcastically. What if the ball hits the water?

"No problem," said the salesman. "It floats. It can detect where the coast is and rotate towards the shore."

? No problem. It can float, detect where the shore is, and then turn to the shore itself. ?

"Well, what if you hit it into the Woods?"

? What if you fall into the bushes?

"It's very simple," said the salesman. "It makes a beeping sound and can be found with your eyes closed."

? Simple. It can beep, so you can follow the sound. ?

"OK," said the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round is late and it gets dark?"

? How to find it after dark?

"No problem, Sir, this golf ball will glow in the dark! I tell you, you can never lose this golf ball! "

? The ball will shine in the dark! In short, you will never miss the dance. ?

The golfer bought it at once. "Just one question," he said to the shop assistant. "Where did you get it?"

The golfer immediately bought the ball and casually asked: Where did you get it?

"I found it."

? I found it! ?

This is my seat. This is the first time for a woman to fly.

A lady flew for the first time. When she boarded the plane, she found a window seat.

After she was seated, a man came up and insisted that she was sitting in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.

When she sat down, a man came up and insisted that she was sitting in his seat. The lady didn't listen at all, just told him to go away.

"Okay," the man replied. "If this is the way you want, you fly the plane."

? Is that OK？ The man replied. ? If that's what you really want, can you fly a plane?

A couple who have been married for 25 years are celebrating their 60th birthday.

A couple have been married for 25 years and are celebrating their wedding anniversary and 60th birthday together.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared. She said that because they had been in love for 25 years, she would give each of them a wish.

During the celebration, a fairy fell from the sky and said that they had been in love for 25 years, and she would realize a wish for each of them.

My wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waved, and boom! She has candy in her hand.

My wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy took her hand and heard a bang. There are all kinds of admission tickets and tickets in his wife's hand.

Next, it's the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I want a woman 30 years younger than me."

Then it was the husband's turn to make a wish. He paused, then said shyly, well, I want a wife who is 30 years younger than me. ?

The fairy picked up her wand, and boom! He is ninety years old.

The fairy picked up her wand and heard a bang! The husband is 90 years old.

Boy: Honey, my love for you can't be expressed in words.

Young man: Dear, I love you beyond words.

Girl: Then you can express it in money.

Girl: Then you can express it with money!