What are the benefits of men smoking?

Starting with a joke, a businessman is selling his new cigarette products to people. An old man in the crowd said loudly: smoking has three advantages: first, dogs are afraid of smoking; Second, thieves dare not steal people who smoke; Third, smokers are always young. At that time, the audience was excited, and the businessmen were even more happy. The old man waved his hand and continued: Why? Because: first, smokers hunch over a lot, and dogs see it and think they are going to pick up a stone and smash it; Second, smokers cough at night, and thieves think they haven't slept and dare not steal; Third, smokers have a short life span, so they are always young. Well, there is a saying on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. We are actually discussing the benefits of smoking. Let's just say that we are abnormal human beings. The following are the benefits of smoking summarized by YMs and shared with you! First, the guys in the pharmacy often remember you, and when they go, they know that they are buying pipa dew; Second, there is no need to buy endowment insurance; Third, when discarded, it can be used as a good medicine for scalding the body; Fourth, lungs can be donated for research after death; Fifth, the only thing that can be required to enter the cell; Sixth, increase national tax revenue and reduce unemployment; Seventh, the smell of smoke on clothes and some traces of perfume and lipstick can be used as the best props for your girlfriend to break up with you; Eighth, you can know the meaning of remembering the bitter experience without smoking inferior cigarettes; Ninth, the family planning policy can be implemented; Tenth, increase hospital income and promote medical development; Eleventh, the crash of hoarse magnetic voice; Twelfth, ashtray manufacturers will never worry about bankruptcy, and so will lighter factories; Thirteenth, we can understand some philosophy of life from tobacco advertisements, saying that smoking is harmful to health in small words; Thirteen, this number seems unlucky, but I don't think YM people will mind, probably because they are immune to designing the crisis argument of health and life for a long time. In fact, tobacco is also a kind of medicine, which was used to cure diseases and save lives in the early days. It is said that tobacco has certain therapeutic and preventive effects on some diseases: endometritis, Parkinson's syndrome, colon ulcer, toxic anemia in pregnancy, osteoporosis and so on. Smoking can prevent and alleviate Alzheimer's disease, travel syndrome, inattention and ulcerative colitis. At the same time, smoking can enhance memory and regulate mood. Most yms smoke to adjust their mood, which I believe should be recognized by many people. Everything is born, and each species has its own reason for existence. Tobacco has a long history. When we talk about the benefits of tobacco, it seems to go against the mainstream of society and rehabilitate tobacco companies. What we want to say is that moderation in everything, smoking less and minimizing the harm caused by smoking may really reflect some medicinal values of tobacco in some way. Drinking more tea, drinking less alcohol, eating more foods rich in vitamin C, eating more foods rich in vitamin B2 and cellulose, supplementing foods containing iron and vitamin B 12, eating more oysters, taking more vitamin E, or smoking can all reduce the harm caused by cigarettes to some extent.