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Americans like to do what China likes.

People in China like riding bicycles. Undoubtedly, don't Americans like riding bicycles, too? Of course, his riding method is different from ours. Our bicycles are called bicycles, but there are bicycles for two people, and there is also a family of three who ride bicycles with big bags and small bags. This is a major local feature of the bicycle kingdom. But Americans are more likely to come to China than we are. You see, he can ride seven people on a bicycle. If you put a board in the middle, everyone will sit together when riding, and even eating and drinking will not be a problem. China people still love playing mahjong, right? No matter the north and south of the great river, inside and outside the Great Wall, as soon as you listen to that mahjong game, you shuffle the cards and lift your hooves higher and higher. Whoever can't hear you is not an ordinary and real China person. But you may not know that Americans also love playing mahjong! Jamie Loko pays the most attention to evidence when he speaks, and never evades or grandstanding. At first, I sent a blog post about Americans playing mahjong, which was recognized by many friends. If you haven't read it, please click on the link below to ensure that I won't lie: The article is called "Americans also love to play mahjong", and it's not afraid of cheating or being a "xianggong" when playing, which is quite funny. Besides, people in China eat very special food. For example, we like hot pot in the north, instant-boiled mutton and side pot stoves in the south. When we eat it, it is full of enthusiasm, steaming and exciting. Now Americans also learn to rinse hot pot. Look: but his hot pot is different, too. He just ordered beef, mutton, cheese, salt and the like, without red oil, pepper and onion ginger sauce. Moreover, he can't even carry a pair of chopsticks and is holding a book. That's really boring. What is this place? By the way, so is the foot washing city in America. There was no one inside at that time, and some people were embarrassed to take pictures. Their foot washing city can't compare with my foot washing city in China! Our foot washing city here is a scenic spot with gorgeous decoration and thoughtful service. Whoever goes there will say yes. Americans later learned that feet can also enjoy it in various ways. Through various methods of relaxing meridians and activating collaterals, they actually felt the wind under their feet when they walked. They say it is no wonder that China people are so powerful. Watching that martial arts movie, everyone can fly off the cliff! I don't know anywhere else. Anyway, in the past two years, there have been many foot washing cities in the Chinese community of new york. All male and female technicians pass through the mainland, so it is not clear whether they have legal residence visas and practice licenses. Anyway, business is booming, and foreigners get addicted after going there twice. Americans are even more convinced of China's kung fu. Look, the old man is 73 years old and still practicing medicine. His legs are wide open, and his hands want to do a China Kung Fu action, which is not very decent. I met him in a street park in Boston that day. The old man took the initiative to say hello. When he heard that I was from China, he became very happy at once. He has been talking about Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, posing all the time. I asked him if he had been to China, and he said he was sorry, but he wanted to see it very much. He knew that China is very different now. ........................................................................................................................................., pay attention, the buddy with glasses on the left is not necessarily from China! This kind of scene has long been commonplace in China. Every morning you can visit the streets, gardens and boulevards in many cities. Fan dancers, group dancers and even ballroom dancers are not busy, are they? But this is America. Who can tell me when Americans will come to work? That group of people danced wildly on the pedestrian street in Santa Monica, Los Angeles, which obviously belongs to a mass activity of free participation and self-entertainment. When they saw me watching, they kept beckoning me in. I motioned to take a picture, so I stopped dancing. Just like in China, among the dancers, there will be people with extremely high level and special pride. You see, for example, today's black buddy, his dancing skills are very different. When dancing, it is very lyrical, which is very different from that in China. Jumping around the streets of China like this, unless it's a couple or something. You see, it's another change, and it's equally affectionate, which proves that the black girl just now is definitely not a couple with him. This partner is a white man, and he enjoys it very much. In the United States, I found that they like to do the work of China people and pedal three rounds. Color friends in Beijing, such as Guang Shun gardener, Lao Xu, smiles send us light, etc. Isn't it sometimes a wonderful documentary about friends from all over the world riding tricycles around hutongs to see quadrangles? It never occurred to me that Jamie Lecco came to America today, and he caught up with something new. They also have this business there. Looking at business, it's not bad It's also human tricycles who runs around the streets with foreign tourists, but it's not as good as ours. Sometimes business is bad and it's boring to wait for customers in the hot sun. Once you pull two people who want to visit foreign hutongs and see foreign quadrangles, see which one he runs happy! Therefore, in my impression, what China people love to do is what other Americans love to do. A friend asked, we love cracking melon seeds. Why didn't we see Americans crack them? This is an exception. I also wonder why I can't see crispy and delicious watermelon seeds and sunflower seeds and learn from China people. After asking American friends about the implementation, they admitted that they couldn't do the job. They think it's what squirrels eat, and people's lips are not suitable for eating melon seeds. Americans are still stupid!