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Kneel for a super funny joke. . Just one.

Once upon a time, there was a wolf who hated a rabbit very much. One day, the rabbit jumped to the wolf's side. The wolf hit the rabbit on the ear and said, I told you not to wear a hat.

The rabbit ran away. The next day, the rabbit jumped beside the wolf. The wolf hit the rabbit in the mouth and said, I told you to wear a hat.

The rabbit went to settle accounts with the tiger king, and the tiger king said to the wolf, you want K rabbit, but you can't. I'll teach you your boss, Demo. You let the rabbit look for meat, he looks for fat, you say you want lean meat, he looks for lean meat, you say you want fat meat, and you want him to make you laugh. He sang, and you said you wanted to watch the dance. He danced, and you said you wanted to hear singing. So you have reason to hit him.

The next day, the wolf saw the rabbit and said, come here, neurotic, and find me a piece of meat. The rabbit said, fat or thin. The wolf glared and said, making me laugh. The rabbit said, do you want to listen to music or dance? The wolf was silent for 2 seconds, hit the rabbit on the ear and said, I told you to wear a hat.