Dear friends, my girlfriend wants to hear a joke, but I really can't think of it. Please say thank you.

There was a scholar whose son was very stupid. But he didn't want anyone to know! One day, a guest came to Canada, so the scholar came up with a way to make the guest think that his son is very clever! He told his son, "son, there will be guests later." Please pour him a cup of tea first. If he asks you, why are all the trees at the door gone? Just answer that the annual income is not good to sell! If he wants to ask why our yard is gone, just say that the war is ruined! If he wants to ask about the grain in the granary, he will answer that my parents earned it hard. If he wants to ask the scholar diploma on the wall, you can tell him that it's nothing, one in our family! "

Say that finish, his father went out! After a while, the guests came!

The scholar's son poured water on the guests!

The guest took a sip and asked, "Why didn't your father come?" He quickly replied: "Your annual income is not good, sell it!"

Ahem. The guest looked at him in surprise. Ask again: "What about your mother?" He replied, "The war is over!"

The guest was very helpless and pointed to a piece of shit outside the window and said, "Oh, it's not small, it's all shit!" " "He said quickly," this is all earned by my parents! "

The guest really collapsed. Finally, I asked him, "Why are you so stupid?" He brought it back and said, "Nothing, we have one!" " ! ! ! "

O(∩_∩)O ha! I hope you can adopt ~ ~ ~