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Six most miserable celebrities in the Three Kingdoms period: the wandering life of Lu Bu.
Lyu3 bu4 never had a good life. I haven't received any good education since I was a child. Whether from parents or from the outside world. Otherwise, Lu Bu wouldn't be so stupid. I followed Ding Yuan when I grew up, but Ding Yuan was poor and didn't enjoy any happiness. Finally someone appreciates him. But it happened that a Liu Yunren got in the way and turned the two fathers against each other. It was a great pleasure to kill Dong Zhuo, but it happened that the world didn't buy his account, so he was notorious for disloyalty. Think of others. Zhao Yun betrayed Gongsun Zan, but he was a great hero! Then there was a man I liked, not to mention a second-hand one from michel platini. I see. The Story Of Diu Sim said he never really loved him. What a tragedy! Finally nobody cares. Cao Cao chased him again and beat him like a rat crossing the street. The mouse still has a nest to hide, but there is no place to hide! Finally, at the moment of death, I thought that Liu Bei, a great benefactor, would save him, but I didn't expect Liu Bei to hit people when he was down and out, and I wouldn't let him go. Lu Bu shouted angrily, "Liu Bei with big ears!"
Wei Yan is really miserable, because he was wronged and completely annihilated. Wei Yan did not die on the battlefield, but at the hands of his own people. For such a person, many people think that Wei Yan died with some ignorance and even some injustice. Wei Yan may be one of the most unjust generals in Shu's death. According to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang saw an anti-bone behind Wei Yan's head, expecting that Wei Yan would be anti-bone, so he left a will to kill him. According to the Records of the Three Kingdoms Shu Shu, Professor Yi Zhongtian was framed by Yang Yi, Fei T, Jiang Wei and others and died. The reason is that Yang Yi and Wei Yan have different personalities, which makes Yang Yi jealous and kills Wei Yan. This statement is relatively recognized. Whether Zhuge Liang ordered it to be killed or Yang Yi hated it, it was Wei Yan's character. Zhuge Liang killed Wei Yan because he was ambitious and might rebel. Yang Yi killed him because he was arrogant and ignored others. The main reason is that I personally think it is because of the dream plan of Meridian Valley. Look at Zhuge Liang's use of troops, whether it's burning Chibi to take Jingzhou or pacifying the barbarian soldiers from Qishan, it's all one word. Although others look so thrilling, Zhuge Liangyu knows black silk scarves like the back of his hand. As a disciple of Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei's northern expedition strategy was based on the stability of words, that is, he did not fight countless wars at all. Wei Yan is a redneck, straightforward and careless, so he fell out with Yang Yi who buckled the rope. Woods valley has only one word: danger. His success depends on whether Xiahou, the general of Guoan West, is prepared, whether Wei reinforcements can arrive quickly, whether the 5,000-strong army of Shu army can quickly pass through the natural barrier meridian valley and so on. If you win, you win, and if you lose, you lose (5,000 people is nine hairs for Wei, but it is a bit too much for Shu with a small population and a poor country). It is absolutely impossible to like Zhuge Liang who is small and broad. Shu's only chance to make a comeback is gone, and Wei Yan is doomed to perish. Gamblers who like to play with big chips are different from those who are slow and steady from top to bottom. Shu can't afford to lose a hand. General Wu Hu died, and Wei Yan was the only military commander who took the lead. Zhuge Liang died, too, and Wei Yan had to bet on the whole of Shu as a bargaining chip. This is due to Wei Yan's character. This is what the whole Shu kingdom does not want to see. So Wei Yan must die. Even if there is no legacy of Zhuge Liang, even if there is no discord between the army and the people.
Hua Huatuo devoted his life to the study of medical skills. Finally, he achieved a little thing and was recognized by the world. It just confirms the saying that "people are afraid of famous pigs and strong ones". When Cao Cao has a headache, he should be kind to save people. It happened that Cao Cao, a cruel thing, regarded kindness as the liver and lungs of the donkey. Insist that others have hurt him and put others in a high-wall prison. If you are sick, you won't be ruled by men. Finally, it contributed to the biggest joke in the world: the medical god was tortured to death by the disease!
In fact, there is nothing wrong with Guan Yu in the first half of his life, and nothing goes well in the second half. Especially Fancheng people. I thought Cao Hong was a glutton and didn't want to spoil the boat. Stare blankly is to shut him out! The shabby house was even rainy and rainy, and it was overshadowed by Lu Xun of Soochow, and even Jingzhou's hometown was gone. I had to "run away from home" and wander around. Finally, it became the ghost of Wu Dong! People say they are dead, so they should be buried. Your body is returned to Sun Quan as goods, usually from east to north. Fortunately, the older Cao Cao was timid and built a Guandi Temple for him to avoid causing trouble. Fortunately, I finally have a place to live!
Zhou Yu, I'm afraid everyone is surprised by Zhou's piety. Don't worry. Listen to me slowly. "Jiangdong is a beautiful Zhou Lang, brilliant, smart and brave" is the best evaluation. In addition, the marriage between Wu Dongshui's senior officials and Xiao Qiao can be said to be seamless. But it happened that there is no perfection in this world! Let's start with Er Qiao. As we all know, Er Qiao, as big as Wu Dong, looks like a fairy and is famous all over the world. One is to close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers, and the other is the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese. Even Cao Cao is drooling over them. There are even rumors that Meng De went to Jiangnan only for two people. There is also a tribute to prove it: "Since the Ming Dynasty, I have been swimming around, stepping on the stage and entertaining my feelings. See the opening of the teacher. Guande camp. The building hall is steep and steep, but the floating double gap is too clear. Standing in the sky, ............................................................................................................................................................................. can see his intention of cutting Wu. People say they are not afraid of thieves stealing, but they are afraid of thieves thinking. Now that Zhou Yulian cares about his wife, do you think he can stop worrying all day? Am I happy? Later, I met Zhuge Liang, and the other side's ingenuity was above myself. Can self-esteem not be hit hard? Finally, I fell into palpitations and was so angry. Just sigh: since Yu was born, He Shengliang!
Feng Chu, Pang Tong, and Pang Tong are counselors who are as famous as Zhuge Liang. When he was in Battle of Red Cliffs, he avoided chaos in Jiangdong and was recommended to Zhou Yu by Lu Su. His joining Cao Ying provided a series of skills that led to Zhou Yu's successful fire attack. After Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang took advantage of his funeral to woo Pang Tong, and Lu Su also recommended Pang Tong to Sun Quan. However, Pang Tong was not taken seriously because of his ugly appearance and arrogant attitude. So Pang Tong went to Jingzhou to take refuge in Liu Bei. At first it was a county magistrate, ignoring political affairs. Liu Bei sent Zhang Fei to punish him and discovered Pang Tong's talent. So he worshipped Pang Tong as the deputy military commander, praised the strategy with Zhuge Liang, and tutored the sergeant. Later, Pang Tong and Liu Bei took Shu, aiming to slay Yang Huai and Fu Shui Guan. In 2 14, Liu Bei dispatched Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei and others to conquer Bai Di, Jiangzhou and Jiangyang. Soon, Liu Bei surrounded Los Angeles (now Deyang Guanghan area). However, when attacking Luocheng, he was suspected of fighting against Zhuge Liang. He did not listen to the letter and rushed to Luofengpo. He was ambushed by Zhang Ren and shot dead with arrows. He is only 36 years old. Liu Bei deeply regretted it and wept when he talked about Pang Tong. In recognition of his achievements, his father was appointed Ichiro, and later he was promoted to Dr. Suggestion. Liu Bei made Pang Tong Shanhaiguan Hou and posthumous title Jing Hou. Pang Tong was buried in Luofengpo after his death, and the cemetery only had simple maintenance. It is said that this is the cemetery chosen by Liu Bei for relatives, but it is a treasure trove of geomantic omen and has tombstones. Mr. Feng Chu is also considered as a prodigy with Zhuge Liang. Fighting against Liu Bei, I was shot into a hedgehog by random arrows on the Phoenix slope, and I haven't made any achievements yet. It was Liu Bei who died originally, but his riding Luma became a scapegoat. It turns out that the horoscope, the precursor of departure and Zhuge Liang's news all indicate the crisis. It's a pity that although Pang Tong himself had foresight, he died tragically because he was eager to make contributions. To be a celebrity, be careful in everything, don't take chances, and don't be too greedy.
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