What jokes are suitable for 12 year old children?

Eight jokes for children aged 12 are as follows:

1. Mother asked her little daughter what she wanted most for her birthday, and her daughter said loudly, I want a little brother. Mom replied: mom and dad are also willing to give birth to a little brother for you, but there is not enough time to prepare a little brother for you before your birthday. The daughter wondered, then why don't you do it like dad's factory? If they have something to catch up with, they will find more people to work overtime.

2. Mom: "Your teacher complains that you always make mistakes in your homework for a month. Why? " Son: "If I do something right, she will kiss me!" " "

3. Neighbor uncle greets Youyou. The girl looked indifferent and even scolded angrily, "What's the matter with you? Why didn't you answer when uncle shouted? " Seeing my "lion roar", the girl explained, "I have no mouth." "Well, if you lose your mouth, you won't have to eat in the future." "Nothing, your mouth will be fixed when you eat."

That night, I told my 5-year-old grandson the story of Gong Yu moving mountains. Hearing this, he suddenly asked me, "Grandpa, do you know why Gong Yu moved mountains?" I said, "Those two big mountains stand in their way. How can I do without moving them? " Grandson said, "Grandpa, what you said is wrong. Gong Yu lives there, and there is no cell phone signal. If you don't move mountains, isn't the mobile phone bought for nothing? "

Once my father took me to ride a bike. I'm bored in the back seat. I don't know if my father is ticklish at my age, so I put my hand under his armpit and scratched it a few times ... and then my father gave me a fat beating!