What are some interesting jokes about ancient "scholars"

There was a scholar in the Jin Dynasty who thought he could write poems and articles well and often joked with others. One day, when he was having dinner with his friends, he saw a well-dressed woman passing by the door with two children and sneered, "A sheep with two lambs."

The woman glared back at him and got it right: two pigs share a trough ~

Step 2 perfect

Once upon a time, a businessman was buried together after his parents died. Because he didn't know the rules, he buried his father in the west and his mother in the east by mistake. Later, after being reminded, the merchant decided to correct it, but it was not easy to move the grave, so he set up two stone pillars in front of the grave and prepared to ask someone to write couplets on them for correction. All the local China scholars were invited, but they refused to say no.

Finally, please invite a Jinshi. Jinshi smiled and said, "Then try it." Wrote a scribble:

"Don't leave around before you die. Why divide things after you die?"

People who used to read this couplet called it good.

3. Monk bones and Dongpo corpses

One night, Su Dongpo and his friend Fo Yin went boating on the river. Suddenly, Su Shi pointed to the left bank and then to Fo Yin, smiling without a word. When Fo Yin looked at it, he saw a yellow dog gnawing at a bone, and suddenly realized that he threw the cattail leaf fan with Su Dongpo's poems in his hand into the water. Two people four eyes relative, can't help laughing. It turns out that this is a dumb couplet.

Su Shi: Dogs gnaw at bones by the river (monks)

Fo Yin: Bodies Flowing East (Poem)