Ask a joke. Chen Jianting's answer is good. These are all repetitions. Let's try something new.

The village chief said, "Rabbits and shrimps, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive" (comrades and villagers, stop talking, now the meeting is over). The host said, "Sausage with melon and pickles" (now the township head is invited to speak). The head of the township said, "Today's food was eaten by dogs, and everyone was a turtle" (eat in a big bowl.