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If I win the Nobel Prize in junior college, can I be sent to graduate school?
1. When the opposite teacher introduced herself, she said that if she was not satisfied, she could change her research direction at any time. When you confirmed the teacher, he walked out of the meeting room door and called his parents excitedly. Parents are full of joy and ask him to follow you well in the future. He repeatedly said yes. That night, the teacher was lying in bed and couldn't sleep. She picked up her mobile phone and sent you a short message after repeated wording: Do you want to go to the laboratory to get familiar with the environment first? You think this is just a joke, but the reality is no less than a joke.
Tell a true story
A boy in my high school class, Liu Lu. Universities are all in one city, Changsha. He studies mathematics in Central South and I study mathematics in HKUST. ?
If you win the Nobel Prize, you will attend the postgraduate interview. The scene is as follows: Academician Zhang, President of the University, greets at the school gate. The details of the teachers in the whole school have been given to your assistant for him to screen. During the interview, as usual, you are in your own row, but there are seven or eight teachers in the opposite row. The difference is that you have their resumes.
Second, the version in our classmates' circle is in class. Suddenly, he felt that some proofs told by the teacher could be used in this conjecture. however
I tried it overnight, and it turned out. However, without my confirmation, the news is much higher. The most encouraging thing is that Liu Lu's performance is actually average, mainly due to serious partiality. The two best high schools in our city are not very good before grade 100.
Considering Central South, the number of students is about 150. Central South University gave Liu Lu tens of thousands of dollars.
22-year-old full professor at 985 University
If you are interested online, you can check it yourself.
As for some people who say they won the Nobel Prize at a young age, what are they thinking?
Although the age is getting older, it doesn't mean that students can't get the prize. A hard-working boss, after more than 20 years of study career, finally finished his Ph.D. and went to an institution of higher learning for further study. By the way, after research, he finally determined the research direction and began to apply for funds to start research.
I haven't studied science and engineering, and I don't know how to learn it in the middle. After several years, I finally finished my research and wrote one or even several papers that I was satisfied with. I began to contribute to international journals, and after several revisions in one or two years, my paper was finally published in this issue, which aroused widespread concern in academic circles. During the period, I participated in various forums and seminars constantly, met many big names in this field, and became famous under the blessing of my own research.
The sound is extraordinary. Finally, at the age when I am about to retire, all the friends I met more than ten years ago, even decades ago, were nominated for this Nobel Prize.
Mentioned his name.
Once I took a taxi and had a good chat with the driver. I was talking about a BMW 6 in front of me. The driver looked at BMW 6 and said that driving a taxi must be comfortable, full of power and good driving feeling. Your question reminds me of this driver. It's really the ass that decides the head, but this is understandable. From junior college to nobel prize winner, not from a to b, but from a to z, it takes some time to reach. Only through these processes can you win the Nobel Prize. It can be said that this is the sum of a process and a result, so with these processes, you can get this result, not to mention graduate students, various teaching posts and professional titles, which are all floating clouds in your eyes.
Fourth, your fantasy now has only one result. No matter how high your grades are, you will still be the same person without the experience of those processes, so you will still feel that the qualification for postgraduate entrance examination is a fascinating thing. Just like buying lottery tickets, struggling from scratch for 20 years, the perspective and depth of the problem are naturally different.
A very small field, after years of research, has certain research results.
In fact, the questioner's mentality is the same as that of my childhood. I didn't study hard before, but I was not satisfied with the status quo. At the same time, I didn't study hard to change my mood, so I thought about taking some shortcuts. Studying in a technical secondary school doesn't mean that you can't engage in scientific research in the future, or you can't take the road of scientific research, but if you want to take this road, you must first have one.
Stubborn quality.
When I was a master in China, I did experiments at school. I met a girl from Tsinghua, and she came to us because we had a lot of cooperation with the Department of Electronics in Tsinghua at that time, and there was an experimental site. They often go to our place to do experiments. At that time, I thought she was a little old. She should be nearly 30. I talked to her for a while. Her whole experience completely shocked me. After saving some money, she began to take the adult college entrance examination and was admitted to a college in two colleges. She asked her why she didn't take the undergraduate course directly. She said it was too difficult, and she was afraid that she would not pass the exam, so she started from the junior college. I studied in a junior college for two years.
Later, she was admitted to the undergraduate course of our school and needed to study for three years to get the undergraduate diploma.
She said that when she got the university admission notice, it was decided that she had failed in the postgraduate entrance examination twice, and finally she was admitted to the Department of Electronics in Tsinghua, and Tsinghua also showed her due generosity and tolerance. I met her six years ago. I heard that she has gone to Australia now to teach at a university there.
I'm not telling this story to say that everyone can go this way. This road is extremely difficult, requires perseverance and determination, and the probability of success is very low. Life is inherently unequal. Some people start from the mountainside, but you can only start from the foot of the mountain. Maybe people who start halfway up the mountain can climb to the top faster and easier than you, but that doesn't mean you have no chance to climb to the top. What you need to do is
Pay more effort, perseverance, patience and self-control than others.
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